Michael Vick is going both ways in prison. Slick Vick is quarterbacking both sides in the prison football games. I guess Paul Crewe is too old to get any reps? The real Crewe, not that half-assed Sandler. Apparently it's just inmate on inmate action----just like after lights out----without the guards having a team. Mean Machine, Mean Machine....
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Vick is doing his time in the United States Penitentiary at Leavenworth, Kansas. Ooohh, that sounds tough. It may be, but Vick is actually in something called a minimum security satellite prison camp. Sounds almost as rough as the NASA Space Camp I attended one summer. Now that was tough, 200 nerds with no bullys to keep them in line.
This is a Virginia Tech communications major.
According to the New York Daily News, Atlanta Falcons owner, Arthur Blank, and Vick have been exchanging love letters. Blank confirmed that Vick sent him a letter first-----Do you like me? Check yes, or no----then Blank fired one back. Blank also blabbed that Kevin Winston, a Falcons executive, has visited Vick several times at Space Camp....er, I mean prison camp. Blank says that he has no plans to visit Vick. What a tease.
Prison sure has aged Vick, seen here with a 'friend' of his.
If you are one of several that Vick owes money to, first, Ha Ha, you deserve to lose it, and second, it might take awhile to recoup your #### investment. See, your meal ticket, Vick, is washing dishes in the joint for 12 cents an hour. Nice to see all those business courses at Tech paid off.
Vick's still learning exactly what goes in the dishwasher.
Vick seemingly had it all. ####, fighting dogs, leaching relatives, and a hollowed out plastic water bottle. Now can he come back and turn his life around? Will 23 months in the big house straighten him out? Will he appreciate everything that he once had? What would be your one word answer to those questions? "Either, get busy livin', or get busy playin' quarterback."
