Copperhead Road
by: Hanahan
Right Sides Only
Aug 29, 2008 | 8:28AM | report this

Welcome to the Labor Day edition of RSO. Summer's over already? Except for it still being 90 degrees two months from now, I guess it is. NASCAR goes back to Cali this weekend. So Cal to be exact. You remember So Cal, don't you? The only place in the country that will not support an NFL team. So Cal, the only place in the country that has bulldozed two---TWO---previous Cup tracks due to indifference. Yet, NASCAR keeps taking Jed Clampett's kinfolks advice. You know..."move to Californy, it's the place you oughta be."

Next year's Bud Shootout, which annually kicks off Speedweeks in Daytona, has changed formats. Instead of being for the previous year's pole winners, it will take the top 6 points finishers from each manufacturer. Four manufacturers mean 24 entrants. Thanks, Count . Some fans are whining that Tony Stewart won't be included next season. Fear not, there will probably be an addendum to include the most recent series' champion.

NASCAR gave Kyle Busch and Carl Edwards the lightest penalty possible for the Bristol aftermath. Six races on probation? Tony Stewart was on two different probations at the same time, and I believe, there was even a double secret probation for Smoke. A NASCAR probation=wink, wink.

Joey Lagano will drive 5 Cup races this year for HOF Racing. Ken Schrader will drive some races in that #96 Toyota also. Poor Brad Coleman. He quit his full time NNS ride to drive the DLP #96, and it lasted for one race. Everyone knew he wasn't ready. So why screw the kid's career up by offering him a ride just to yank it back a week later?

Ryan Newman will be flashing by in the #12 Kodak car this Sunday night. Monster Energy Drink will be revving up Robby Gordon's #7 this weekend. Jeff Gordon will be driving the Pepsi #24. Tony Stewart will be counting calories along with Jared in his Subway #20. R&L Carriers will be hauled along by Matt Kenseth's #17 Ford. Mr Edwards' #99 will be ducking trouble with Aflac, Sunday. A duck riding a horse?

Jeff Burton makes his 500th Cup start Sunday Night. Burton has 5 top-five finishes in 16 starts at Cali. Jeff Gordon has 3 wins and 8 top-fives in 16 starts. Kyle Busch has a win and 3 top-five finishes in 8 starts. Dale Earnhardt Jr has 4 top-tens in 13 starts.

Tony Stewart has 7 top-tens in 14 starts at Cali. Kevin Harvick's home track has not been good to him. He has no wins, no top-fives and only 3 top-tens in 12 races. Denny Hamlin has one top-ten in 5 starts. Kasey Kahne has finished in the top 10 in 5 of the last six races at Fontana, and he won this race two years ago.

Drew Carey will be the Grand Marshall for the Pepsi 500 at Fontana Sunday night. Drew Carey? He used to be mildly entertaing. Have you seen the "Price is Right"? He's as stiff as Cameron Diaz's hair in "There's Something About Mary". Jed's kinfolks said there would be movie stars. Not C-list game show hacks.

Finally, more than a few race watchers think that Kyle Busch is the first driver to ever express displeasure by giving a little tap after a race. The TV intro to that very same Bristol race showed at least a dozen drivers doing the same---or worse---after a Bristol race. Everyone from Robby Gordon to Jeff Gordon was shown jacking up another driver. But, since it's KB2, he needs to be suspended. Brilliant! Before going off half-cocked, substitute your favorite driver with the one who you think was so bad. Would you honestly call for the same penalty? I didn't like what Edwards did at Bristol, but I won't talk trash about it, because if Busch had done it to him I could live with it.

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Hanahan
Aug 29, 2008
8:32 AM
Is this tire on?

JOKERSWILD
Aug 29, 2008
8:42 AM
nope it aint on I stole the lugnut..lol

Good stuff I Like the Beverly Hillbillie reference

moseby
Aug 29, 2008
9:06 AM
LA supports the NFL and NASCAR like Washington DC supports MLB.

NASCAR put me on probation at the 2002 Dover spring race when I wore an Alex Zanardi t-shirt in the parking lot.

You know we are going back to Richmond next week. Carl might want to protect the bottom going into turn three or....wait...never mind....Jr.'s fans are screaming.

klvalus
Aug 29, 2008
10:02 AM
Are you implying that Stewart will win the championship this year Hanny? Did I read that right!?

SpeedBeagle20
Aug 29, 2008
11:48 AM
JW- I see you're picking up bad habits from Kristen Valus :o).

A duck riding a horse???? Here ya go--


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Hanahan
Aug 29, 2008
12:27 PM
J Dub...those hillbillies are still funny.

moseby...lol...I think I'm banned for life from attending IRL races. I was wearing a BAM Racing hat, autographed by Schrader, while macking on the driver's girls in the Hilton lobby bar at St Pete. I was only slightly overserved.

Hanahan
Aug 29, 2008
12:31 PM
klv....NO! LOL. I guess it should read..."the most recent champion who is not in his group's top 6, and he had to start over half of the races in the previous season."

SB20....Close, but the horse should be doing a back flip...lol

SpeedBeagle20
Aug 29, 2008
1:30 PM
OK. How's this???


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Texascudaguy
Aug 29, 2008
3:04 PM
Maybe Kyle Busch and Carl Edwards would be best suited to sign up for Celebrity Boxing, so everyone could profit from the drama upserge.

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Personally i'd place my money on the little girl in pink to KO em both before the second round ends.

Last edited by Texascudaguy on August 29th at 3:05 PM.

ATHENSSPEEDWAYAN
Aug 29, 2008
4:43 PM
I'll never forget getting to Martinsville planning to buy a disposable camera at the #4 Kodak Max Film souvenir stand but the #4 Kodak Max Film sponsor didn't even have a booth, much less film! SELL KODAK AT THE RACES, RYAN!

JOKERSWILD
Aug 29, 2008
5:34 PM








you know I was on triple secret probation once "whew" glad thats over .

Animalhouse is in the top ten of my favorite movies

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I love that movie.

Have a safe and happy labor day Hana .

Last edited by JOKERSWILD on August 29th at 5:35 PM.

gonger93
Aug 30, 2008
2:10 PM
I disagree with the new Bud Shootout format. That race is supposed to be rewarding pole winners. I hope that they still have a night race at California next year. I also am not happy about the penalties after Bristol. That gave some excitement to the sport. Have a good Labor Day!

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