Welcome to the new game show that is taking the nation by storm, 'Name that Blogger'. It's easy to play. You get clues to identify your fellow bloggers. Clues go from easy to hard. Easy answers are worth 10 points. Hard answers are 25 points. Keep your own score at home, and no cheating.
Easy ones, 10 points apiece....
1. "Hello is this thing on?"..............Name thatBlogger!
2. He will blow up the comments on your blog with pics of hot women..........Name that Blogger!
3. She alledgedly burnt down her own kitchen............Name that Blogger!
4. USC Superfan. Bigger Homer than Marge's husband..........Name that Blogger!
5. Tony Stewart/Joey Logano would be her perfect man/boy..........Name that Blogger!
I told you they were easy. The clues, not the women bloggers. Ready for some harder ones? Here we go, 25 points apiece......
6. "Thank you. Try the veal, I'll be here all week."............Name that Blogger!
7. This blogger's screen name could be mistaken for the city of Chicago's nickname............Name that Blogger!
8. This blogger with the quirky middle initial reps the new Title Town.........Name that Blogger!
9. This folically challenged blogger has been MIA for a few months..........Name that Blogger.
10. The incredible shrinking blogger................Name that Blogger!
11. Oh God, not another contest..............Name that Blogger!
12. Simply the best..............Name that Blogger!
Special, and I do mean special, bonus clue for 50 points......
Bonus. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????...............Name that Blogger!
We have one last clue as a potential tie-breaker. It's a visual clue, and it's worth 100 points.......
Tie Breaker.
.............Name that Blogger!
How'd you do sportsfans? There were a possible 400 points, including the bonus clue. Plus 100 for the tie-breaker. If we still have a tie, there will be a sudden death playoff Name that Blogger.
***Note: this is an entry into Jokerswild's humor contest, so don't get your granny panties in a ####. If you can't take a joke just think about what your significant other has to put up with on a daily basis.***
Keep our own score? Does that mean we can't answer here?? How will we know if they're correct then? LOL.
I think i possibly,maybe, kindasorta, almost got ...8 of 12 right?
1. I hear he had an affair with the Queen of hearts until the one eyed Jack found out and the (Joker) was on him.
2. I'm curious as to your thoughts on the merits of the peice.aka. Bea Arthur's manslave aka. tophat
3. Drives the short bus at GGW. =Volfan
4. Charlie Weis's biggest fan.=Left Coast
5. Lunatic and Fringe's mommy.=Hottiefoot
6. ________I can't afford the veal. Don't know
7. Is it windy outside D door? =Dwindy
8. _________Which title? Beer drinking Title? All the GGW drivers on race day.
9. _________ A bunch of em missing. No clue! I was missing for months too.
10 ________Something shrinking incredibly? The Lakers fan bloggers after the finals?
11. Underwater Jackrabbit racing contest anyone?=SpamSpire.
12._______Everyone else not named in 1 through 12
*Bonus*. If the strippers also work at Hooters then..myself. If not, could be tophat again..JMC, huskers, midnitecwby. Heck any male thats not online tonight.. It is Friday Night. No cover at Babydolls. Gotta go. Be back later.
"There should be a lot of different answers to" The Tie Breaker, im pretty sure i got # 12 correct, Hell; if i werent sure, i wouldent be #12. But the tie breaker could be just about any and all of us!!!!
1- Jokers Wild
2- Justanotherfan, aka tophat or rampant fan
3- YeeMum
4- me!
5- Hotfoot Lori?
6- slshusker
7- dwindy
8-joshqpublic
9- gambitxxx or half-baked
10- forensic
11- Mike greenspire
12- klvalus or ed hardiman...sorry, I think they both rock!
I suck at this...bonus.....ummm...I'm scared to answer!
Lisa...not too shabby. 9 out of 12. Two of your three misses have been answered correctly in previous comments. The bonus should be the easiest one. It's also been previously answered.
volfan...10 out of 12. They were also the ones that you missed #10 and #12. Also missed tiebreaker. Good guess on #10 though.Cause Yee Mum's not too tall. But, not the answer we're looking for.
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CLUE FOR #10....shrinking isn't a physical characteristic for this blogger.
Wait, again! If shrinking isn't a physical characteristic then it is a blogger that is writing less and less. Let me think about it. #10 to be named later.
Also, the tiebreaker isn't really referring to strippers, but something else. I'll think about that also.
vol...now I'm all confused. The tiebreaker is someone who goes to strip clubs and drinks. Although, #12 probably does too. #12 was named earlier in the comments, btw.