Copperhead Road
by: Hanahan
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Jun 19, 2008 | 12:18PM | report this

NASCAR goes NO CAL this weekend. Ah yes, Northern California, they've got your deadheads, they've got your potheads, and for this week only, they've even got your Saidheads. Stay tuned to this site all weekend for live updates from the lovely and talented, Kristen Valus. She promises to throw the Fox Sports gang sign from Victory Lane if Kurt Busch wins. Highlights and downlows......

Rusty Wallace is an ####. After Dale Earnhardt Jr's win last Sunday Rusty stated that the #88 team is not "championship caliber". Compared to what, Rusty? He has as many top 10s as anyone. That's how you win championships. After winning at Michigan, on Father's Day, Lil E dedicated the victory to his Daddy and all the Dads at DEI and HMS. Funny how he mentioned DEI first.

There are always driver changes for the road courses, but it doesn't seem like as many this year as in previous seasons. Ron Fellows sits in for Regan Smith in the #01. Good guy, Marcos Ambrose, is in the Honey Buns #21. Reed Sorenson is out Sunday for Scott Pruett in the #41 Dodge. Max Papis takes over the #66 for Scott Riggs, who in turn pilots the #70 for the same team, CNC HAAS. I guess they couldn't find a replacement driver who would climb in the #70. Riggs DNQed here last year in the #10.

Boris Said will be back behind the wheel of his #60. From the "it's a damn shame" department, Robby Gordon has no sponsor this week. He led the most laps at this race last year, and now can't get a sponsor. Coolest sponsor of the week...CHP...Travis Kvapil's #28 Ford is designed like, and sponsored by the California Highway Patrol. Supposed to help with their recruiting drive. Travis is Jon, so I guess JPM would have to be Ponch?

Caterpillar has left BDR for RCR effective next season. CAT will be on the hood of Jeff Burton's #31, as A####mp;T leaves. CAT was with Bill Davis for 10 years, and was the sponsor for Jeff's brother, Ward, when he won the Daytona 500, and the Southern 500. Also hearing that Army probably won't renew their year to year deal with DEI. They're talking with Mike Waltrip Racing, or could be part of a new Tony Stewart team.

Joey Logano became the youngest NNS winner ever last Saturday at Kentucky Speedway. I hear his fan club is based somewhere in Alabama. Kyle Busch announced this week that he will not run every NNS race this year after all. Somehow I think these last two items have something to do with each other.

Chrissy Wallace makes her second CTS start at Milwaukee this weekend in the #03 Toyota. Landon Cassill and Colin Braun both are running the NNS and CTS double at Milwaukee. This is a nice, safe, track, where these three youngsters should get a chance to show what they can do.

We'll end it here with an Infineon poll.....

Which road race ace will finish the highest?

A.......Boris Said

B.......Ron Fellows

C.......Robby Gordon

D.......Scott Pruett

E.......Juan Pablo Montoya

F.......Marcos Ambrose

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moseby
Jun 19, 2008
12:47 PM
Crusty has always said you have to blow 10 engines to win the championship.

I'll throw in a buck to sponsor Robby this week, but JPM is Tony Montana - right m-a-i-n?

WTF - The Army with Mikey? Might as well just leave Iraq now...

Alabama gives a lot of love to JGR teams, doesn't SHE?

The answer is F...Jeff Gordon. Oh, you mean he's not a road race specialist?

Last edited by moseby on June 19th at 12:57 PM.

JOKERSWILD
Jun 19, 2008
1:09 PM
Hanahan--Good RSO and I think Pablo Montoya will have the best race out of the above mentioned.

RA6AN
Jun 19, 2008
1:18 PM
Thanks for the run-down, Hanny!

I'll be meeting Kristen on Sunday, so I'm very excited. If any of the Roush boys win, I'll be sure to wave to all y'all.

Nothing would be better than to see Colin get his first win on Friday night, then Landon on Saturday.

I vote for Robby just because last year, as I was cheering for Jamie Mac, I kept seeing that Monster (Energy Drink) paint scheme flashing by ahead of him.

Hanahan
Jun 19, 2008
1:26 PM
moseby...JPM is like the black guy on SNL, he has to play all stereotypical roles.

Maybe they will use Mikey's car for missle practice?

I wanted to add JG and Tony, but didn't want half the field to choose from.

Hanahan
Jun 19, 2008
1:27 PM
JW...thanks. I'm going with Juan too, or maybe Robby.

Sweetkena
Jun 19, 2008
1:28 PM
I pick Tony anyway...cos I'm a rebel like that. Or something....LOL.

I think Joey had a lot to do with KB not running the entire NW series...but what do I know??

Hanahan
Jun 19, 2008
1:28 PM
RA6AN...don't you girls get in trouble out there. Or, should we take up a bail money collection in advance?

Hanahan
Jun 19, 2008
1:34 PM
kendra...OK. One more vote for Tony Montana. Everybody loves the bad guy, main.

klvalus
Jun 19, 2008
1:49 PM
Thanks for the props Hanahan! If I make it to Victory Lane god help the camera crews...garage reports will start tomorrow.

Might wanna put aside the winnings from the Sore Butt 150 to bail me and RA6AN out on Sunday. I have a feeling I will be peeling her off David's fire suit. LOL

Best driver/sponsor overall...Marcos and Honey Buns! I will definitely be investigating those.

Crazy that Robbie isnt sponsored and now I am not going to be able to watch JPM without thinking of Ponch...ooohhh that was bad Hanny...and Ponch will finish highest of the choices (Kurt I hope takes it!)

HotfootLori
Jun 19, 2008
1:59 PM
Yes, Alabama proud baby! Dang, at least you didn't blast me, so thanks.

My pick is E.

Wait - no comment about the New York track/Gambino conviction or whatever this week? Gosh I would love your take on that one.

Hanahan
Jun 19, 2008
2:08 PM
kris...thanks for mentioning Marcos. How did I leave my boy out of the poll? Looking forward to the latest from klv!

Hanahan
Jun 19, 2008
2:09 PM
DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND (me). I'M ADDING MARCOS AMBROSE TO OUR POLL.

Hanahan
Jun 19, 2008
2:11 PM
Lori...Maybe I'll have to do a blog just on NASCAR's legal proceedings. Goey, Joey!

B & R Racing
Jun 19, 2008
2:18 PM
Well since A & B are not serious contenders any more in my not so humble opinion and since Robby and JPM are a little to reckless and over agressive, I'll take Scott. Of course, I hope it is Jeff Gordon and Jimmie and Jr. in that order with Smoke last - lol.

Texascudaguy
Jun 19, 2008
2:33 PM
Falcons and Jokerswild were on to something earlier this week when they precited Jamie McMurray will win.

Dale Jr taught him a thing or two that should benefit him greatly this weekend.

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Last edited by Texascudaguy on June 19th at 2:34 PM.

HotfootLori
Jun 19, 2008
2:40 PM
Hoosier ~ Smoke is going to blow right by Jeffy poo-head once again! LOL back at ya.

Gerrel
Jun 19, 2008
2:45 PM
Always fun seeing the road course Aces come out to play! I will root for Marcos Ambrose first, then Robby Gordon as a sentimental favorite (amongst your poll). OF course I have to vote for Kurt Busch to win so we can see Kristen in Victory Lane with the GGW sign(?).

I was seriously considering going to Milwaukee this weekend for the races, except I already have a graduation party to attend on both Saturday and Sunday for a couple of my neices. THe family wouldnt appreciate us blowing off the party for a race, lol.

Hanahan
Jun 19, 2008
2:59 PM
B&R...agree on A and B not contending any more. I'm pulling for Marcos, but Juan did win here last year. It's always great to watch the aces come through the field.

Hanahan
Jun 19, 2008
3:00 PM
cuda...that is hillarious. So lifelike, you can almost hear those two guys speaking.

Hanahan
Jun 19, 2008
3:03 PM
Gerrel...I was roped into a niece's grad party during my vacation two Saturdays ago. Really doesn't make you feel too young. I say send a check, and go to the M. Mile.(X^)>

Gerrel
Jun 19, 2008
3:30 PM
Han - you got that right! I shudder to think that I graduated HS 30 yrs ago...yikes!

RA6AN
Jun 19, 2008
3:31 PM
(blushing, but not denying)

photogr
Jun 19, 2008
4:10 PM
I pick Mikey Waltrip. this should be right up his alley. Just hope he remembers you have to turn right and left in the corners.

I was going to pick Ambrose too but the sponsor "Honey Buns" had me confused. Is this a snack or the name of the chicken ranch in Vegas.

Last edited by photogr on June 19th at 4:12 PM.

Hanahan
Jun 19, 2008
4:51 PM
photo...why couldn't it be both?

JOKERSWILD
Jun 19, 2008
4:53 PM
Texas--That pic is FAH (funny as hell)

sexysportsgirlfromus
Jun 19, 2008
8:45 PM
Who cares! Just saw him appear on the FREE and HOT celebrity&millionaire dating site ~~~RichM atch M aki ng .c om ~~~ where you can meet many famous people and beauties. I have met my soul mate there. It is worthy of having a try.

Dave_in_Indy
Jun 19, 2008
8:53 PM
I'm going with the apparently sponsorless Robby Gordon. He'll either win, die trying, ... or just do victory donuts with the actual winner.

waymore3
Jun 19, 2008
9:48 PM
I remember smoke once saying "If they are going to make us run two road courses a year they should let us race two dirt tracks a year" I couldn't agree with him more especially with the cot
Hate to say it but I think this is montoyas race as far as road specialist, hell probabally get to agressive and have someone wreck him though

noahspop2001
Jun 19, 2008
9:53 PM
I dont like Jr. but Rusty needs to ba smacked in the mouth for his comment.
Roadcourse ringer....Fellows..But Robby and him willl fight for the win.

Hanahan
Jun 20, 2008
5:31 AM
Dave...the dueling donuts are funny now, but I was beer can throwing angry at Robby then for what he did to Ambrose.

Hanahan
Jun 20, 2008
5:36 AM
waymore...I'd settle for a couple more short tracks. Paved or dirt. If they ran dirt, I wonder if some teams would bring in dirt ringers? Kinser, Bloomquist, Schrader?

Hanahan
Jun 20, 2008
5:39 AM
pop...I'm no Jr fan either, but Rusty should be banned from TV for being so idiotic. Well, he should've already been banned for being so horrible to listen to for the last three years.

24x2
Jun 20, 2008
6:46 AM
Who will finish the highest?...Toss up, E or F?

Who will win? Toss up, 24, 48, 20....I just won't bet the farm!

elad64
Jun 20, 2008
6:49 AM
Tony will win and Juan will finish highest of the 'road aces' or wreck Pruett trying.

Totally agree with all on Rusty, he is so hard to listen to I almost wore out my mute button. Just can't stand a race with the whole Wallace show - Rusty, Mike, Steve and Kenny. It probably would be better if Lauren was there putting them in the wall. Of course Steven doesn't need any help in that department.

Hanahan
Jun 20, 2008
7:46 AM
24x2...have to agree with your top 2 road aces. Also will agree with 2 of your 3 regulars. JJ will be satisfied with the points and not go for the win on this road course.

Hanahan
Jun 20, 2008
7:51 AM
elad...What a weekend of racing coming up! Imagine being at the family reunion with all those Wallaces. Mike is the only one I have any respect for, and of course, Lauren, that goes without saying.

pioneerof50
Jun 20, 2008
7:55 AM
Thank you for the positive comments on Dale Jr. Crusty is just jealous cuz his team is not doing well ! As for road race drivers...Robby Gordon, if his car holds together, as he can and does drive anthing anywhere.
Meanwhile JG is my main pick to do well this weekend, with Dale of course in the top 5 again..

Hanahan
Jun 20, 2008
8:24 AM
pioneer...did you switch drivers? Or, is your avatar just Jeff for this race only?(B^) This is as close as NASCAR Cup racing gets to your neck of the woods, isn't it?

HotfootLori
Jun 20, 2008
10:16 AM
Ok, then I'm changing my pick to F.

GOEY JOEY!!

CR_Racing
Jun 20, 2008
11:47 AM
As far as the ringers go, I like Scott Pruett and Ron Fellows. I'll be pulling for Scott. I would really like to see Tony, Newman and Harvick all do well. As for Robby not having a sponsor for this race; it has me scratching my head. I'd like to see him up front contending. Doesn't really matter where he finishes though. The NASCAR officials will score him where they want him to be! My guess that spot will be 17th on back. LOL

Dave_in_Indy
Jun 20, 2008
11:51 AM
Robby was a bit over-the-top in taking Marcus out like that ... but Marcus wasn't all that pristine when he took Robby out shortly beforehand.

That WAS a memorable race though, eh? I mean, you just KNEW Robby was going to do something really harsh and, ... well, ... stupid. And sure enough he did. He was clearly the driver to beat that day, got royally screwed by NASCAR with their interpretation of the "maintain a cautious speed" rule (@$$holes), and Marcus bore the brunt of it all.

What a classic race in true 'shiner tradition.

CR_Racing
Jun 20, 2008
11:55 AM
Dave, and Marcos will be driving the 21 car this weekend. You know that was a bad situation in Montreal. But didn't Robby put Marcos in a ride at the Glen in the cup race a week or two later?

Dave_in_Indy
Jun 20, 2008
1:12 PM
... sure did. But a potentially tremendous story was rendered moot by a little bit of rain and NASCAR's arcane & grotesquely inflexible qualification process & schedule rules. Despite 7 hours of sunshine on Saturday before the Sunday race, they couldn't manage to fit qualifications in.

Although Ambrose-less, it ended up being a GREAT race, with plenty of fireworks and truly great driving exhibitions. Again, the 'shiners would most definitely have been proud.

Last edited by Dave_in_Indy on June 20th at 1:13 PM.

Hanahan
Jun 20, 2008
1:17 PM
CR....Tony I can see up front, Newman no, and other than one lucky top 5 (I think) I don't see Harvick up there either.

I left a couple of other ringers off the poll also. Both could contend. Allmindinger and Dario.

Robby tried to make up by giving Ambrose a ride at the Glen. Qualifying was rained out though.

Hanahan
Jun 20, 2008
1:23 PM
Dave...you beat me to the rainout story.

Back to the Canadian race...NASCAR, along with 100% of the fans, knew what Robby was going to do. They should have red flagged the race and parked him if he didn't want to go back in line. He also should have been suspended for a number of races just for being an ####, during, and after the race.

Dave_in_Indy
Jun 20, 2008
1:33 PM
Ahh, memories ...

You're right - NASCAR would have been smart to do those things. But they weren't smart enough to interpret the "fail to maintain a cautious pace" rule in a fair manner (revealed several times later in that and earlier in this season) - so why expect them to think quickly enough to have avoided what nearly EVERYONE knew was coming?

I know it was wrong, but I loved it anyways ...

CR_Racing
Jun 20, 2008
2:18 PM
Hanny, yes AJ dinger is one of my picks for the race. His Champ Car experience is worth more than Dario's IRL for right hand turns. Of course Dario knows this course. Harvick and Newman are both good here and at the Glen. So I wouldn't count either of them out. Of course Penske seems to be focussed on ALMS rather than NASCAR.

Robby did what he felt he needed to do. If he had a team owner to park him, it would've beeen a different story.

I forgot about the rain out. It was still a great race. Except for Junior missing a gear and blowing his engine, and JPM taking out Harvick.

CR_Racing
Jun 20, 2008
2:23 PM
Texascudaguy- Maybe velcro is just what McMurray needs! LOL

Marcos was fastest in practice.

Last edited by CR_Racing on June 20th at 2:59 PM.

CR_Racing
Jun 20, 2008
3:54 PM
Allmendinger is worried. With all the road courses he's done in Champ Car, it surprises me. But then he's not familiar with this track, or with this car turning right.

Hanahan
Jun 20, 2008
3:57 PM
CR...I had to look up Ryan and Kev's Cup results on road courses. I bow down to you sensei. Both do just fine. Plenty of top 5s, and Harvick just won in Sonoma 2 years ago. As penance, I will pick up hot lug nuts off pit road barehanded.

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