It's the biggest weekend in motorsports. Racing from the most historic racing venues on earth this holiday weekend. Indianapolis, Charlotte, Monaco, and Mansfield, OH. As always this column is Digger free. Let's drop the rag. Highlights, downlows.
Ongoing scientific studies are showing that race car drivers are probably born, not made. Scientists involved in these studies are saying that racers have a complex combination of intelligence, certain inherited brain chemicals and also can be influenced by their environment. They are saying race champions breed champions. I suppose Kyle Petty is the exception that proves the rule?
The Labontes, championship DNA
H. A. 'Humpy' Wheeler has been forced out at Speedway Motorsports Inc. He announced his departure will be effective after Sunday night's race at LMS. He was the Chief Opperating Officer for SMI, and was also the President there since 1980. Wheeler and SMI Chairman and founder, Bruton Smith, have not gotten along for several years. Bruton is the Jerry Jones of NASCAR, while Wheeler was his Jimmy Johnson---the coach, not driver---. Apparently Smith wants his son, Marcus Smith, to take over for Wheeler. Wheeler did more to keep NASCAR alive and relevant than anyone during the 1970s, 80s, and 90s.
NASCAR is saying "that's enough boys." The crab walking down the straightaways is being reeled in a little. Some teams had been offsetting their car's rear ends as much as two degrees. NASCAR is ruling that one degree will be the max. Expect new rules to take effect in 2-3 weeks. Two degrees? It sure looked like a helluva lot more.
AFLAC has signed on with RFR to sponsor Carl Edwards' #99 Ford. The deal is reportedly worth 78 million over three years. Why does my insurance go up every year, and I've never used it? Which is worse, a talking duck, or some horse-face doing back flips?
All the years of Gymboree paid off
Kyle Busch's souvenir sales are up 40% at trackside vendors from last year. His sales have skyrocketed from 26th place last year to 7th this year. Plenty of room left on the bandwagon. Everybody loves a winner. Kyle is making even more new fans by the way he plays along with the fans as they boo him. The theatrical bows, the cupped ear, the raise the roof gestures. This will work in his favor better than if he tried to ignore the boos. Some related fallout over Kyle being Public Enemy # Won, is that his brother, Kurt Busch is getting no reaction from the crowds now. At the intoductions before the All-Star race Kurt had a bewildered look on his mug, as if he couldn't believe it. No boos, no nothing.
IRL points leader, Helio Castroneves, is fanning some rumors of him going NASCAR racing. He says he's giving it some thought, and would listen to any offers. Sounds as if someone wants their contract renegotiated.
Derrick Cope's twin nieces were to make their CTS debuts at Mansfield this weekend, but Cope has since withdrawn his two entries for that race. Maybe soon.
Topless girl on the yacht, at two o'clock high
Finally, with all the racing and other recreational activities that we enjoy it's easy to forget why we have a three day weekend this week. The next time you see a veteran tell him or her thank you. If you're out this weekend and see a member of our armed forces, pick up their dinner check, or buy them a round. Just remember..."This is the Land of the Free, because of The Brave!"
All-American
Note: no gophers were harmed, injured, maimed, or killed while making this blog. Unfortunately.
Amen, Hanahan, the men and women of the armed forces make the ultimate sacrefice for our freedom. I don't think Castroneves should come to Nascar, he'll be about as successful as Dario Franchitti, Patrick Carpentier, etc. etc.
Dwindy1- Nascar is the best thing in racing, but they aren't the best thing in Nascar (and I doubt they ever will be).
Major upsets in the corporate office of SMI, drivers loosing and gaining fans, Topless ladies in Monaco,another open wheeler ( not Humpy)testing the thought of driving in NASCAR, talking ducks, and talking Geicos.
Hanahan- At least you could have thrown in a magnifying glass. LOL Anyways with the price of gas. Its gonna be a long weekend at home. Helio needs to stay where he is at. Doesnt he see how bad all of his counterparts are doing over here in the promise land? Speaking of the promise land. A great big thanks to those who have and still fight for our freedom day in and day out.
lori...thanks. Haven't seen the latest on Helio, I guess. I think he was just pulling a Danica. Flirting with NASCAR, but no real intention of going there. Just trying to get more money to stay in IRL.
kristen...thank you. Humpy was the last of the old time promoters. Now he'll be replaced by some pencil pusher who figured out how to make another 2 cents on each Pepsi they sell. LOL, one degree in the garage.
Humpy is a big surprise. I like seeing that man. If and when you run into him he will take the time to B.S. with you about anything. Him and Noah chatted last year at Lowes..Monaco..Think with all the talk I migght have to check it out..Oh and Insurance..I take the cheap you never heard of them cause they aint on no nascar insurance. I can afford that..LOL..
A Full Funpacked weekend of races! And I'll be at one of them...no I wont be on any boats in Monaco, lol. Going to Indy for my 23rd consecutive Indy 500 this year :)
God Bless ALL our veterans that have served our country so we can enjoy our freedom!
Looks like Katie will have to get a new AFLAC duck for next season. She's already "killed" the one she has now (it no longer says AFLAC). It should be thoroughly destroyed by the end of the season (Katie is wanted for stuffycide in several counties).
As for Kyle, as I said in my blog last week, that sound being heard all over Charlotte is the sound of Kyle Busch laughing all the way to the bank. Reminds me of the pro wrestling circuit that used to come through town- there was always one wrestler that the crowd absolutely hated, but after the matches were over, everyone lined up to get his autograph.
Sales do go up when your a new star and win some races in a row. lol. I had to put that in for all the one's that have a closet full of different drivers from past years that were great that year. I call them the Happy/winner band wagon jumpers.
Hanahan--I wish my name was HUMPY --great Right sides and damn I wanted someone to run over digger next time I see him digging in my yard Im sicking my bobcat on him..!!
I like your call on Chevys..GO Jr. Go !!!!!!!!!!!!
pop...do check out Monaco. It's a beautiful place to plop a race course down in the middle of. Humpy is a great guy, and as you say, he truly enjoys meeting the fans. Maybe that's how he knew what would bring them back for over 30 years.
Gerrel...WOW! 23 straight. I've never been, but I'm planning to in the next couple of years. You don't have to be on the yacht to get freaky. Just make sure the TV cameras are on you if you do, so Nascarville can cheer you on.
I will gladly send Katie a stuffed Digger. Just promise that the stuffycide will be slow and painfull. As the great Tony Montana said, "Everybody loves the bad guy."
Fore2...Oh so true. 22 years ago it was Bill Elliott. 12 years ago it was Jeff Gordon. Everyone loves a winner. Those two guys went on to win a bunch of races, and some championships. Skoal.
Hanahan--She retierd and I dont know if theres anything I could do for her anyway have yourt people talk to my people and lets see if Lyndsey Lohan is available if Im going to get in trouble with my wife I might as well go out in style..
Well H, there always was one dentist in five that didn't agree that flouride was good for preventing tooth decay. So I would say that the King used up all of the talent chromosomes.
You got me...I really tried to find her. Wow...what was I thinking?
moseby...white boat, blonde, blue thong. If you'd like a great sunbathing pic at Monaco foxmail me your email add. An aerial shot lokking down at a rooftop right beside the finish line as the checkered flies. The girl doesn't look as if she cares who won.
I'll keep saying this til it sticks
It's Public Enemy #Won
I read somewhere that Humpy wanted to stick around and 'help out' part time but was shown the door?
I'll try to find the article Next year is the (track's) 50th anniversary," Wheeler said. "I don't want to work full-time until next year, but I could have played some role. But it wasn't to be."
Just as Smith skipped Wheeler's retirement news conference Wednesday, Wheeler was absent from Smith's announcement Thursday that his company had purchased Kentucky Speedway. Smith declined to answer a question about Wheeler's legacy as one of NASCAR's top promoters.
"I might be able to answer that for you later," Smith said. "See, this is all about Kentucky Speedway. That's what I'm here for."
Bruton appears to be a b.uttwhole in this quote
Ha
good coverage (psst watch out you have a front page link today)
Kentucky Speedway (snip)
Bruton Smith, the chairman and chief executive of S.M.I., promised to acquire a prestigious Cup race date for the track in Sparta, Ky., in time for the 2009 season.
“Yes, next year, yes,” Smith said during a news conference Thursday at Lowe’s Motor Speedway."
YeeMum...thanks for the quotes. I would upgrade Bruton from b hole to a hole. Wonder where he's gonna get that Cup date from. He's also promised a second Cup date to his Vegas track. I clicked on that home page link and it wouldn't go thru, so, no trolls this weekend, I guess.
husk...same name? Must have been another blogger. Wonder if I could copyright a blog title?
Great sports weekend? Oh, yeah. I'll watch some baseball, basketball, exotic dancing, and racing this weekend. Did you see the topless chick on the yacht?
Another Great One Hanahan! First thanks to all the troops for keeping this the land of the free. Too many forget what the holiday is for other than a 3 day weekend. Hope the bandwagon has some heavy duty springs on it. Kyles souviner sales would be higher but they are having trouble keeping stock. Right on for Kurt, even boos are better than no noise.
Loved the comment on Kyle Petty - remindes me of Bufford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit - 'When we get home I'm gonna smack your mama right in the mouth, cause you are not the fruit of my loins!' Too bad he is the spittin image.
Digger will be gone when the broadcasts change networks later this year and I know you are all gonna miss him.
Thanks, I always enjoy reading your informative and entertaining blog. Let's go racin' boys!
I was really shocked to hear that H.A. Humphy Wheeler was leaving the Charlotte Speedway, ("Lowe's"). He will surely be missed at this great old track.
I just hope that Bruton doesn't live to regret this decision to let Humphy go. And we know he will regret letting Humphy go, even if he doesn't let us know.