Copperhead Road
by: Hanahan
Sssseriously, Lou Holtz?
May 02, 2008 | 8:13PM | report this

Thufferin' thuccotash! Lou Holtz is sliding into the College Football Hall of Fame. Fellow former coach, John Cooper, is also being inducted. Evidently when it comes to coaches the CFBHOF is like Paris Hilton, everyone gets in. Cooper never won a national championship, and Holtz won only one, thanks to Notre Dame's home referees.

 

 

              

                                        T..t..theparated, at Birth?

Lou Holtz in the CFBHOF? Each time he left a program, the NCAA investigators were not far behind. His one National Championship was possible due to the incredible home cooking the Irish recieved in a home game against Miami. The blue and gold zebras took two touchdowns away from Miami, and still Notre Dame only won by one point. Then N.D. got to play way overrated WVU for the championship.

Here is Holtz's standard operating procedure. First, make sure you go to a team with good players who are on the verge of winning. Second, win some games, go to some bowls, make the top 25 rankings. Third, don't replace the former coach's good players. Get some marginally acceptable thugs instead. Lastly, when the NCAA comes sniffing around, take your tired #### act somewhere else fast.

All 13 players who are being inducted with Holtz were 1st team All-Americans at least. Guess the CFBHOF isn't so choosy with the coaches that it admits.

 

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7 Comments | Add a comment   categories: College football, Notre Dame Fighting Irish, NCAA FB, Lou Holtz
 
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slshusker
May 2, 2008
9:08 PM
Fudd you! We wuv woo howtz.

They need to put a bib on him. He's great for tv though.

JOKERSWILD
May 3, 2008
5:15 AM
Hanahan wow eirely similer posts I posted one a day before this but for some reson none of my posts are going to the cattagories I put them in who did I peees off at fox? Oh well nice post I happen to like the cat and the coach to..good stuff

Hanahan
May 3, 2008
8:43 AM
husk....great for TV? He keeps spitting all over the inside of my screen, and I can't wipe it off.

Hanahan
May 3, 2008
8:45 AM
JW...haven't seen yours yet. I'lllook it up. Now what could you have done to piz off FOX? (X*O)>

Dwindy1
May 3, 2008
9:07 AM
Hanahan...

The College Football Hall of Fame is located in South Bend Indiana... Any more questions?

Hanahan
May 3, 2008
9:48 AM
D-1...OH, I see. Guess that explains it. Congrats on the trifecta pick last night. Thanks.

csorear
May 3, 2008
9:42 PM
Right. If i had a vote he lost mine whenever he started those stupid pep talks on ESPN. lol

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