Copperhead Road
by: Hanahan
Right Sides Only
Apr 10, 2008 | 1:49PM | report this

This week's edition of RSO is running a little late, and will be brief, I think. I'm in a hurry as del casa de la Hanahan is being upgraded from 1/2" to 3/4" plywood. Home Depot calls it their Ted 'Unabomber' Kaczynski edition. Anyway, the boys are still making their Western Swing through Phoenix this weekend. How about some highlights and downlows? OK.

Greg Biffle told the USA Today that he was almost certain to stay with Roush Fenway Racing. Biff has been rumored to be going to a new fourth team at RCR, but he says that is very unlikely. He says a new team would not be a "smart career move." Mainly because if their were any rainouts in the first five races next year, the Biff might miss those races. This makes it sound like anyone forming a new team will be beating down Bobby Labonte's door, for that past champion's provisional.

Kyle Petty says it was not his idea to get out of the #45 last week, and let Chad McCumbee try---and fail---to qualify it. Petty Enterprises executive, Robbie Loomis, says it was Kyle's idea. The King chimed in that it was all three's---counting him---idea. Here's the kicker, Kyle says he would consider driving for another team, if, it was a good car. I called several top NASCAR teams to see if any were considering Kyle's threat/offer. The answers, by team......

Roush Fenway---- NO!

Hendrick-----What? NO!

Yates--------Does he have a sponsor?

DEI----------Who is this? NO!

RCR--------Hell, NO

Joe Gibbs---Click!

Good luck Kyle.

Chip Ganassi says changes are being made with Dario Franchiti's #40 car, so that it will make the top 43 when only 47 cars try to qualify, as they did in Texas. One change I could suggest would be to bring back David Stremme. All he did was keep the car in the top 35 last year.

Look for new sponsors and car colors in Phoenix. Among others, Tony Stewart is in the yellow, Subway #20, while Kevin Harvick will be in an orange, Reece Cups #29. Clint Bowyer will be in the blue and white, Direct TV #07, and Dario will try to race the yellow, #40, sponsored by Juicyfruit.

In Dale Earnhardt Jr. news, his new nightclub, Whiskey River, will open to the public on April, 18. It's located in Charlotte, NC at 210 E. Trade Street.

Jeremy Mayfield loses another ride. Johnny Sauter has signed on to drive the #70, Haas CNC ride this week in Phoenix. Sauter hopes to get the job full time. He might as well, all he did was keep this same car in the top 35 all season last year. Sauter is a slightly better driver than Mayfield, and they are both big time pain-in-the-####, so Haas should come out about even with this switch.

Finally, troubled Truck Series driver, Aaron Fike, claims to have shot up heroin on race days. Fike is under NASCAR suspension currently, but is racing in some smaller series. I am working on another blog just on Fike, and NASCAR's drug policy.

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moseby
Apr 10, 2008
2:20 PM
Han, you mean to tell me that Mikey wouldn't step out of the #55 car so Kyle could continue his "Drive Until It Hurts Tour"?

Hope your not using pine ash for your upgrade.

Hanahan
Apr 10, 2008
2:29 PM
mose....I don't know about hurt, both of 'em are killing me.

Plytanium, baby, plytanium.

BradQZ
Apr 10, 2008
3:35 PM
I must be crazy! I've always thought that Kyle had 43 on his car because that's where he finished! Huh...go figure!!!

bikinibeachgirl
Apr 10, 2008
4:33 PM
I knew Brian via my sweetheart I met the celebrity and millionaire dating site ***RichMatchMaking.com***

where lots of black and white poeple discuss sports and the celeb Charlie Sheen found his love. I am glad to see him get 5 chances.

Dwindy1
Apr 10, 2008
5:09 PM
Hey Hanahan! I see Bikini is advertising on your post... Really cool (not).

I read where DE Jr.'s gear makes up almost 50% of the NASCAR gift shop sales. Not too shabby. Now I'm wondering how big a bite young Busch will start taking if he continues on his current course...

Don't they test for caffiene in NASCAR? If no traces show up you're disqualified for life!

You say you're upgrading to tri-wall cardboard? Good move... I heard it has an excellent R factor not to mention good sound absorption!

Later man!

brisburn_fan
Apr 10, 2008
5:17 PM
nice blog u should read mine

Hanahan
Apr 10, 2008
6:08 PM
Brad....he's #45.

Hanahan
Apr 10, 2008
6:16 PM
D-Man....that 50% sounds low to me. The cardboard is just for the guest house.

Gerrel
Apr 10, 2008
7:01 PM
Just watched qualifyinga short time ago. Good...J. Sauter gets in the show. Also, Franchitti gets in on time also. Going home again? Kyle Petty and John Andretti. Ouch...Petty Enterprises needs to do something.

New Sponsors/Car colors for specific races kind of throw me off when watching the race. You get used to the driver/sponsor combinations. Although as long as you know all the car numbers you're OK.

photogr
Apr 10, 2008
7:41 PM
Fike is the guy the police caught shooting up in the Kings Island parking lot in Cincy, Ohio. Now he says he was shooting up when racing? Never again should NASCAR allow him any where near a race car.

NASCAR should have a ZERO tolerance on any drug abuse by the drivers.

Last edited by photogr on April 10th at 7:44 PM.

Forensic2
Apr 10, 2008
7:41 PM
Great stuff, love the calling and checking for Kyle, that was nice of you to try and help him out like that. Cheers

Hanahan
Apr 10, 2008
8:24 PM
bris...Yes, I should.

Hanahan
Apr 10, 2008
8:26 PM
Gerrel....nice to hear from you again. I know what you mean about different colors on cars. A couple of times I've been cheering for the wrong driver because of car color. While my friends were thinking I was crazy.

Hanahan
Apr 10, 2008
8:27 PM
photo....I'm working on a blog right now avout Fike, and about NASCAR's weak drug policy. Thanks, and hope you're feeling better.

Hanahan
Apr 10, 2008
8:34 PM
Fore....Yeah, I tried to help Kyle out. Hope he has better luck than I did for him. Skoal.

noahspop2001
Apr 11, 2008
6:18 AM
KaaBoom.#45 Is not racing again. Kyle needs to step from the car. Not from Petty Ent. He is a major play there. He needs to move to the office, get a driver, and good sponsors. Though I dont see Petty hurting.
Fike should not be alowed to drive a gokart. The fact nascar needs a test. Random, as well as all new drivers. I know the vetrans would welcome it.

Toronto Maple Leaf fan
Apr 11, 2008
6:49 AM
I think kyle petty should start his own team

Hanahan
Apr 11, 2008
7:05 AM
pop.....I agree with you on Kyle Petty.

I'm working on a Fike, NASCAR drug policy blog right now. There are a few surprises in the Fike story. I hope to have it posted this afternoon. Thanks.

Hanahan
Apr 11, 2008
7:06 AM
TMLfan....What would he name it?

volfan69
Apr 11, 2008
7:34 AM
Hanahan, I'm looking forward to reading your next blog. Will you link to the article about Fike? I haven't been able to find it and read it. Thanks. I have several questions about what Fike had to say, but I'll save them for the blog. Again, thanks.

Hanahan
Apr 11, 2008
7:57 AM
volfan....I've been all over the place researching Fike. I'll leave 2 or 3 links on him. Thanks

SpeedBeagle20
Apr 11, 2008
8:04 AM
Do they have an award for best impression of an ostrich???? If so NASCAR should win it hands down over the stupid "reasonable su####ion" testing policy.

Volfan- there is a linked article in my blog.

april14
Apr 11, 2008
8:14 AM
Why do most of you people waste space talking about nothing? If you can't comment on the page you just read get off line. Now i for one like the different paint jobs on the cars thats one thing that makes the race better, as some of you know some of them aren't to exciting. I hope Greg stays with Rousch after all he is the senior member is he not , i could be wrong but i don't think so (as Mr Monk says), and why is all this stuff about Fike coming up now it a long time ago, and its not going to help anyone unless Nascar decides to start more drug testing, which might be interesting you never know who will pop up with a little something that shouldn't be there. well ya'll have a good day now, here

tylerhead24
Apr 11, 2008
8:59 AM
Haha, I like the Yates one! "Does he have a sponsor?" lol

tokken324
Apr 11, 2008
9:10 AM
April 14th I second the motion, its amazing how people continue to comment on everything except the story, and now you have bar huchies promoting there websites here, pathetic. As for Kyle Petty I feel for him, his career didnt go as planned, he lost his son Adam. He should move to the truck series and or nationwide series. In order for Richard Petty's team they are going to have to make a run at a younger driver with talent. That means shelling out some bucks, and They are going to have to lure a proven Crew chief that can help bring a competitive car week in and week out. There is Matt Borland, there is Grubb that is with HMS. I'd hate to see Petty's team fall by the wayside.

dmband_420
Apr 11, 2008
10:06 AM
When is this guy going to give it up...i wish i could say he was a has been...but he is not even that....just living off his dads name. Give it up already Gnassi made a good point to his team..maybe the Petty's should listen....if you can't beat 3 cars to qualify..is is very pathetic.

Hanahan
Apr 11, 2008
11:12 AM
SB20....Did you write a blog about Fike recently? I'll have to check it out before I post mine.

Hanahan
Apr 11, 2008
11:14 AM
april....You could be wrong, and you are. Kenseth has seniority at Roush.

Hanahan
Apr 11, 2008
11:15 AM
Tyler....Yates was the only team that didn't laugh out loud on the phone. BTW, nice blog you have today.

howdie
Apr 11, 2008
11:33 AM
Gnassi's point is good, but not really accurate. You don't qualify against 46 cars. Most of them probably wouldn't make the cut if they weren't given exemptions, such as past champion, owner points, etc.

The most fair way is to have EVERYBODY qualify EVERY week and put the top 43 cars in the race. Period. This way you get guys like Gordon (I'm a fan) off the track when they have no business being there that week, or someone who was once a champion but can't drive anymore or has a slow team.

I admit, I don't totally understand everything about qualifying, but I would like to know how many teams you'd actually have to beat to make a race if nobody got a free pass because it dang sure isn't just three.

dmband_420
Apr 11, 2008
12:38 PM
howdie, if 46 cars are entered at a race only 43 can make it in and the top 35 in points are automatically in, then you are racing against 11 cars for 8 spots..so you need to beat at least 3 of them to get into the race thereby qualifying 43rd. So Gnassi's point was totally accurate.

panthersroxmysox45
Apr 11, 2008
12:44 PM
U guys need to stop hating on Kyle Petty. Ok, he has struggled for a while but the point is he is trying and not giving up. I bet, if he would win, u guys dissing on him would be happy for him. Kyle is a likable driver, not a driver to dis on.

howdie
Apr 11, 2008
12:50 PM
dmband_420, you are correct, but my point is take away the top 35 mess and every other exemption and make EVERY driver and EVERY team have to qualify on time EVERY week. The top 43 get to race. You'd see a different 3 go home every week.

I know the sponsors would never go for it, but I think it's the most fair way to do it.

moseby
Apr 11, 2008
1:05 PM
panther - Kyle hasn't won a race of any kind since 1995. So no one is holding their breath here. We can all appreciate that he has done a lot of good work for the sport, but it is long past due for Kyle to step out of the car. This is not "hating" (Which is now become the most overused and inaccurate word in the english language). It is a fact of a competitive sport or activity. He has milked about 300 extra Cup starts based on his family's name, not his own talent.

Hanahan
Apr 11, 2008
1:39 PM
moseby....

--chairs being pushed back, crowd rises--

-CLAP--CLAP--CLAP--CLAP!!

RRRROOOOAAARRRRRRR!!!

That's a standing ovation for that comment.

Bullseye!

SpeedBeagle20
Apr 11, 2008
1:40 PM
Hanahan-

I did a blog on Fike this past Wednesday when the only site picking up the story was ESPN. I just posted a link to the ESPN article and offered my thoughts on NASCAR's idiotic drug policy.

papawjoe65
Apr 11, 2008
1:58 PM
the pettys will be fine,we all have a setback now and then in life.sure kyle has had more than most latley,but he will rebound of that you can be sure.

Hanahan
Apr 11, 2008
1:59 PM
SB20...Thanks. I'll check it out and make sure I don't just repeat what's already said.

ESPN had the scoop because the story about using on race day is in this week's 'ESPN the Magazine'.

volfan69
Apr 11, 2008
2:10 PM
Could you people just stay on topic here? LOL

RLGuido
Apr 11, 2008
2:50 PM
Hey Hanahan, its been awhile.....

Kyle has done very little for the sport best I can tell and those days are long gone anyway. His charity is good but thats it.

I got booted off Petty's site for saying that Kyle should step back... LOL

Great post Hanahan....

Talk to ya, Rick

Hanahan
Apr 11, 2008
6:59 PM
papaw....how's that kool-aid taste? Let me know of any other sure things you know of.

Hanahan
Apr 11, 2008
9:37 PM
Rick....yeah, where you been? Kyle is now worse than DW was about staying too long. And, DW was worse than Richard. Later.

RSHEEL
Apr 12, 2008
7:09 AM
well thats abig suprize, give kyle a top 5 car and watch him run up front. give him a 25th car and well you know. come on guys that's not rocket science. trained by the king and so on. put him a real ride and watch out he' going to thrive!!!

Whit420
Apr 12, 2008
7:50 AM
Ganassi's a punk and he deserves to struggle. Keep bringing open wheelers to Nascar and expect them to actually do something is that teams problem. Mean while, top teams everywhere do their recruiting at local dirt and paved tracks everywhere.

needforspeed67
Apr 12, 2008
7:51 AM
If I were Bobby Labonte, I'd jump to RCR in a heartbeat. Petty Enterprises is going backwards instead of going forward. This is hurting his career which is in it's latter stages. Here's hoping Labonte lands in the 33.

Hanahan
Apr 12, 2008
10:18 AM
RSHEEL....I don't know you, but maybe you'd like to read my latest blog on drug abuse?

YeeMum_
Apr 12, 2008
12:46 PM
Well, the front page link is netting you front page comments
(isn't that nice?)

Hanahan
Apr 12, 2008
3:14 PM
Yee, how ya doing? You can always tell when you're on the front page. When you see two or three blue FOX avatars, you know it.(8^)

Bucknky
Apr 13, 2008
6:00 AM
Kyle Petty.....i think J.B. Hunt is still hiring

Benji2112
Apr 13, 2008
8:01 AM
ummmm wasnt tony stewart an open wheeler?

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