Copperhead Road
by: Hanahan
Bearded Broad on a Bike
Mar 27, 2008 | 8:26PM | report this

Why, oh why, wouldn't anyone else write this story up? You just had to leave it for old Hanahan didn't you? The story has it all, hot athletic women, drugs, courtroom drama. So I'll lay it out for you.

Tammy Thomas, a former elite cyclist, is on trial for perjury and obstruction of justice charges. The trial is in San Francisco, and yes that means Barry Bonds' favorite supplement supplier, BALCO, was involved. Thomas was suspended from cycling for life in 2002 by the USADA.

Tommy, er Tammy Thomas

So far the trial has revealed some creep you out moments during testimony. Thomas McVay testified that in 2002 he went to, 2001 silver winner, Thomas' home to collect a urine sample. He is quoted as saying in court, "It appeared she had shaving cream on the left side of her face." Facial hair is a side effect of steroid use among women. Ewwww.

WARNING THE FOLLOWING PICTURE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.

Carnivale is back on HBO?

Witnesses have also claimed that Thomas had hair on her chest and male-pattern baldness when she was taking anabolic androgen. Mc Vay also testified that, "She looks a lot different now than she did before. She was a lot larger, maybe 50, 60 pounds heavier than she is right now." The only thing I want to know about this sorid mess is, how in the hell did that McVay dude get a job going to she-beast's homes and collecting urine samples from them. Did they tell him it would be Jennie Finch and Amanda Beard and then pull the old switcheroo?

Former elite cyclist indicted in steroids probe

Who wants to go to the gun show?

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Dwindy1
Mar 27, 2008
10:03 PM
No Comment...

bessiewall
Mar 27, 2008
11:11 PM
Seems I ever found this guy somewhere???

hummm, seems he ever dated with a sexy biker model at a biker dating site called ******* Bikerlover.com *****, and he boguht a harley for her,,,

i will check out the site again to see if it's true.....Crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

YeeMum_
Mar 28, 2008
9:09 AM
...........umm...........Nope, no comment here either.

moseby
Mar 28, 2008
12:10 PM
Is Danica heavy enough to participate in this circuit?

Hanahan
Mar 28, 2008
2:25 PM
moseby....I just saw the new IRL weight rule. Just another excuse for Danica never winning a race. Once Katherine Legg gets in IRL that should end the Danica hype, as Legg will outdrive Danica every week.

blue@orange
Mar 30, 2008
2:36 PM
i heard she was supposed to wrestle big show in a steel cage match, my money is on timmy thomas

Lisa H
Apr 2, 2008
3:00 PM
Is that really a girl? Are you serious? She looks like a former East Germany swim team member. Good grief...that's scary. By the way, the warning pic didn't work..it's a broken gif on your blog....maybe that's a good thing?

Great blog!

Last edited by Lisa H on April 2nd at 3:01 PM.

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