Uh-oh. Steeler fans have been blindsided by a very rare move called "The Good Cleveland Move". It is very seldom seen, but has struck 4 times just today and yesterday. This is really scary. I mean, APOCALYPSE scary.

The Cleveland Browns re-signed QB Derek Anderson just 10 hours after the RFA period started. This guys is incredible.

That was scare #1

The Browns also extended Jamal Lewis's contract, keeping him as a Brown for a while. That's one more thign for the Steelers defense to worry about.

That's scare #2

The Cleveland Browns, contrary to what I, and other FOX Sports NFL Writers reported, have landed DT Shaun Rogers from the Detroit Lions.

That was scare #3

This is by far the scariest move yet. If you have children, please cover thier eyes and ears. The Cleveland Browns... SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY... acquired Donte Stallworth from the Patriots.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

-Mike Greensp...

There's someone over there. HEY! Who are you? What is that on your face? It's... no it can't be!

IT'S A COMPETITIVE CLEVELAND BROWN! AND HE'S WEARING THE DAWG MASK! SOMEONE SAVE ME!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!