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by: Gerrel
GGW Show us Your Moon Tour - Milwaukee Zoo 150
Jun 27, 2008 | 12:06AM | report this

 

Greetings Race Fans....Welcome to the Milwaukee Zoo 150, hosted at the Milwaukee Mile in West Allis, Wisconsin.

Before we begin this weekend's festivities, lets take a look at the history of the Milwaukee Mile.

                                                  
                

  • Track is a one mile flat oval with relatively flat banking: 9.25 degrees in the turns and 2.50 degrees in the straights.
  • The track opened in 1903, and has the distinction of being the oldest operating racetrack in the world. At least one auto race has been held here each year since 1903.
  • Track was operated as a dirt track for the first 50 years, and was pave in asphalt in 1954.
  • The Milwaukee Mile has hosted events by major sanctioning bodies of: AAA, USAC, NASCAR, CART and the IRL series.

                                              
                

                                               
    Our event sponsor is the Milwaukee County Zoo, located in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

 

Some tidbits about the zoo for you animal fanatics are:

  • Opened in 1892 in downtown Washington Park in Milwaukee.
  • By 1902 the Zoo had grown to about 800 animals on 23 acres of land
  • The Zoo moved to its current location in 1958, and is home to 1700 animals representing 350 species.
  • The Zoo has several endangered animal programs, featuring; Humboldt Penguins, Bonobo's (Primates) and Trumpeter Swans.

 

OPENING DAY at the track is Friday for practice of the Show us Your Moon Tour 2008. The drivers are anxious to begin. The first four events of the season saw four different drivers win a four events: Jon464, Tezgm99, Jbroomy, and KlvalusWill this weekend's race give us a new winner for the season? Or will one of our prior winners become the first two time winner for 2008?

Wait a second...there's some commotion down in the infield by the tunnel area. It seems that the Milwaukee County Zoo has given guest passes to some of the Zoo residents to cheer on their favorite GGW drivers.

The first pair of guests spotted are looking for their favorite driver...Jokerswild!

 

Closely behind them is a single Big Brown Bear looking for RSO author...Hanahan!

Sitting to the side is the Silverback Gor*illa  looking for the banana smoothies. He is the third cousin twice removed of GGW driver...Photogr!

Mischieviously peeking behind the others is GGW prankster...Texascudaguy!

Another observer to this weekend's activities is from the step family of....Sweetkena!

Looking above the crowd is a good friend of GGW driver...YeeMum! 

WOW, we certainly have a good mix of fans here at the track this weekend!

What's this.... a group of penguin's looking for the ice cream and favorite driver...Gerrel!

OK...OK...back to the racing drivers and the practice for the day.

The first practice session is almost done, and last week's winner Klvalus is leading the pack of Girl-rilla's. The Guy-rilla's are not far behind with Tylerhead staying calm and cool behind the leader.

As the second practice session winds down later in the afternoon, there is a lot going on at the track, and Hotfootlori has now dominated the field. Klvalus is not too happy with the turn of events. Better watch out...these GGW drivers have been known to keep an ace up their sleeve!

 

SATURDAY DAWNS clear and bright for Qualifications at the Milwaukee Mile. All the drivers are ready to give it their all, and as the session winds down we have the following GGW drivers in the top 10 positions for Sunday's event:

  1. Jokerswild
  2. Tylerhead
  3. Forensic2
  4. Tezgm99
  5. Jbroomy
  6. Texascudaguy
  7. MeanDovine
  8. Hanahan
  9. Sweetkena
  10. Tsfanpc

Uh, Oh...Someone is not too happy...Ms. Hotfootlori is out for retaliation. It seems that during her qualification run, several lug nuts came loose, and the right side tire came off after the first lap, giving her a 12th place start in the field. Klvalus was seen with a pocketful of lugnuts and bragging to Dwindy how she was going to make Hotfoot eat some crow!

So sad fellas! Moseby and Jon464 are trying to forget that they are in the back of the pack for this week's race.

 

Some of the rest of the gang; Tylerhead, Jokerswild, Forensic2, Tezgm99, and Jbroomy were content to relax for the evening...knowing that they were in the top 5 for tomorrow's event.

Watching the final event of the day with great interest was 24X2 and Speedbeagle. The parrots were in fine form during practice of the flyover for Sunday.

And as a backup, the seagulls were practicing their manuever's also.

Both MeanDovine and Frevr3fan got a little too close watching the seagulls, and ended up with some white bird doo-doo in their guy-rilla fur.

Well Folks, tomorrow is race day. Grab your buddies, get a seat with a good view,

And come on out to enjoy the race with the GGW gang!

 

WE'LL SEE YOU IN VICTORY LANE AT THE MILWAUKEE ZOO 150!  

 

 

247 Comments | Add a comment   categories: NASCAR, GGW Racing, Show us Your Moon Tour
 
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Gerrel
Jun 27, 2008
12:14 AM
Blog in progress...first one blew up, and I am starting over, and saving during progress. Come back soon!

jon_464
Jun 27, 2008
12:31 AM
Perhaps you could use some of this:

Gerrel
Jun 27, 2008
1:06 AM
Jon - Yep that's how it felt when I was basically done and DIDNT save my work, and the whole thing went POOF!

First blog took over 2 hours to compose with the pics. This one went a lot faster, and I rewrote and put together in about 40 minutes.

Time to get some SLEEEEP!

Last edited by Gerrel on June 27th at 1:08 AM.

jbroomy
Jun 27, 2008
2:27 AM
How do you get pictures from the internet to here, I've tried everything I can think of and it doesn't work.

Oh, and while I'm here - no.4

let's go.

Forensic2
Jun 27, 2008
2:48 AM
This is not my comment to count, it is a warning to jon464, Was the above comment your place and if so no number ? Great post Gerrel.

Racechick
Jun 27, 2008
3:47 AM
I should be logged in as Tez but just in case I am not - TEZ's No is 4. :o)

Great job on the post Gerrell! Grrrrrr.

Tezgm99
Jun 27, 2008
3:52 AM
LOL I knew that would happen. Yup, #4 for Tez. Have a great race you guys and good luck to everyone!

JOKERSWILD
Jun 27, 2008
4:42 AM
Gerrel--excelent blog great job--my # 2 and ive got a secret weapon today so everyone watch out cause here I come--why is noone racin has the green been dropped yet?

Are smoke screens legle ?

This looks like a fun track hope I don't get eatin by my fans..LOL

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Good luck everyone you'll need it...HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAHHHHAAA

And its also cool we are racin on one of the oldest tracks in the world can you imagine some of the cars that have raced around that track..

Last edited by JOKERSWILD on June 27th at 5:06 AM.

Dwindy1
Jun 27, 2008
4:54 AM
Gerrel,

I see you let donkeys in the race! lol
Donkeys

Three donkeys = the number 3!

Hanahan
Jun 27, 2008
5:12 AM
First blog with pics, and it blew up. That sounds real familiar to me. Lot of hard work isn't it?

#1.

moseby
Jun 27, 2008
6:01 AM
All the years I lived in the state and I never got to the zoo.

Watch out for turning into pit road. Easy to speed and need to take a hard left to get to the cone.

Pick number #4.

JOKERSWILD
Jun 27, 2008
6:32 AM
Wow what a track even the customors get a free car wash.

safari car wash

HotfootLori
Jun 27, 2008
7:35 AM
Coming through!

Number pick is 4.

JOKERSWILD
Jun 27, 2008
7:52 AM
Heres some racin music w/some cool racin and wrecks.

Forensic2
Jun 27, 2008
8:08 AM
Tylerhead say's to dwindy1.
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His number pick is 1.

Sweetkena
Jun 27, 2008
9:18 AM
Great race blog Gerrel!! I'm only here for a sec then I'm gone....

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOM


#1

Gerrel
Jun 27, 2008
9:40 AM
I see everyone has found the blog this morning. I just added acouple of racing pics, because I realized that there were more animals rather than racing in the blog.

Joker - I like your cheetah fans...maybe we should feed them some hotdogs to keep their hunger in check!

Dwindy - Glad someone remembered to invite the donkeys. Free donkey rides for the kids 12 and under!

Gerrel
Jun 27, 2008
9:44 AM
Just realized I don't have to leave a number cause this is my blog. Gosh I don't even remember what number I picked. The scoring will be a surprise to me too!

Moseby - Milwaukee is one of the nicest and cleanest zoo's I have been to. I havent been there lately, but if you ever get back to that part of
the state, the zoo is only a couple of miles from the track.

Jbroomy - I will find my instructions from Forensic and Foxmail them to you. I still dont know how to insert pics in a comment.

Joker - Can I bring all both of my vehicles in for that GGW Gor*illa Special car wash?

Last edited by Gerrel on June 27th at 9:48 AM.

JOKERSWILD
Jun 27, 2008
10:07 AM
Gerrel--of course and its free but be carefull don't let them in your car..lol

HotfootLori
Jun 27, 2008
10:12 AM
PLEASE DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS!

Well, unless you want to give me some bananas.

Gerrel
Jun 27, 2008
10:38 AM
Lori - I forgot that the zoo is really strict about NOT feeding the animals.

Would I be showing my age if I say that I remember going to the zoo as a kid and feeding the elephants peanuts and the polar bears marshmallows? Anyone else remember that too?

JOKERSWILD
Jun 27, 2008
11:16 AM
My spotter is in the tower and is ready to go.


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SpeedBeagle20
Jun 27, 2008
11:42 AM
Ok- the beagle is on the track. My # is 4.

sniffing

SpeedBeagle20
Jun 27, 2008
11:42 AM
Ok- the beagle is on the track. My # is 4.

sniffing

For some reason, FOXSports decided to double post my comment.

Last edited by SpeedBeagle20 on June 27th at 11:49 AM.

JOKERSWILD
Jun 27, 2008
11:48 AM
Speed Beagle no laying down on the track.

Beagle

SpeedBeagle20
Jun 27, 2008
11:51 AM
JW- Don't make me have to call the cops on you.

officer beagle

Forensic2
Jun 27, 2008
11:55 AM
The fans are getting rowdy.
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Forensic2
Jun 27, 2008
11:59 AM
Its show time and the Couger is loose, and I mean #### end is coming around every turn so you have been warned.
Photobucket

Now what is going on, who is throwing things on the track?

Texascudaguy
Jun 27, 2008
12:39 PM
Awesome job Gerrel..My number is #3.


Watch out for that rookie speedbeagle. She looked a lil intimidated in turn 3.
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SpeedBeagle20
Jun 27, 2008
12:44 PM
who. me???

Who, me??????

Texascudaguy
Jun 27, 2008
12:44 PM
Did anyone see Jokerswild's documentary on GRIN from his rookie year? Now we know why he wears all that clown makeup. Poor guy.
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JOKERSWILD
Jun 27, 2008
1:05 PM
Hey Cuda you remember the story about the ugly duckling well this is what I look like now without the makeup.

male model

Forensic2
Jun 27, 2008
1:07 PM
Looks like Sweet is up to fixing Katie.
Photobucket

Thats just low.

Last edited by Forensic2 on June 27th at 1:08 PM.

SpeedBeagle20
Jun 27, 2008
1:14 PM
I don't think so!!!

I'll get her. Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Have some catnip.

catnip

Forensic2
Jun 27, 2008
1:16 PM
Texascudaguy had a hard time as a kid growing up on the wrong side of the tracks. But he did know what he wanted to do.
Photobucket

photogr
Jun 27, 2008
1:23 PM
#3 I am I am.
Still in the twilite zone. Seems Klvalus dropped a couple lug nuts in the warp drive and fried it. Got a lot of odd stuff in here There is these two characters that just look at me with confusion.


What do you think it is Dork? I have no clue Mork.

Last edited by photogr on June 27th at 1:27 PM.

Dwindy1
Jun 27, 2008
1:24 PM
Tyler...

Arguing Orangutans

JOKERSWILD
Jun 27, 2008
1:33 PM
Forensic we wern't talking about cudas pink shirt we were talking about Dwindys - here he is looking for his pink shoes.

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photogr
Jun 27, 2008
1:38 PM
Uh Oh Claude and Clevis the one winged geese are back dropping green stuff all over the place SPLAT!.



Good shot Clevis. Lets make another run but it is my turn. SPLAT!SPLAT! Claud I did a double wammy.

Last edited by photogr on June 27th at 1:40 PM.

Gerrel
Jun 27, 2008
1:41 PM
I knew I could count on everyone for a laugh. I love all those beagle pics.

What kind of crazy antics is Sweetkena up to??? Trying to lure Speedbeagle into the laundry area!

Joker - I like your "ugly duckling" photo. He can come over to my place anytime, lol.

Photo - Yikes! you just mentioned the one thing I cant stand...the green goose ####. We got Canadian geese by all the ponds around here. And boy all those geese and their babies leave their calling cards everywhere. My beagle thinks it's something fun to sniff....

Last edited by Gerrel on June 27th at 1:45 PM.

SpeedBeagle20
Jun 27, 2008
1:51 PM
Gerrel- Don't worry. The humans have been trying for years to get me to go in my crate using dog food to tempt me. If it hasn't worked for them, I don't know why that cat would think it'd work for her.

Besides, the kitty has been dealt with...

Photobucket

Last edited by SpeedBeagle20 on June 27th at 1:53 PM.

photogr
Jun 27, 2008
2:18 PM
"The goose stuff is a problem but if you house train them they will use your kitty litter say the grand cat of cats."



Last edited by photogr on June 27th at 2:36 PM.

SpeedBeagle20
Jun 27, 2008
2:46 PM
Calling in air support to deal with those geese.

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Ed. note- No beagles were harmed in the downloading of this picture.

Last edited by SpeedBeagle20 on June 27th at 2:49 PM.

Forensic2
Jun 27, 2008
2:47 PM
Oh No it is getting rought out on the track, Looks like Frevr3 is getting the hook.
Photobucket

I feel for you bro, being in first place and everything.NOT !LOL.

photogr
Jun 27, 2008
2:51 PM
Things are getting very strange in here. Got to fix th warp drive. Oh oh! What are those little things.



"We are the zone police and you are under arrest for trespassing. Do not move."

Warp Drive engage NOW! thump thunp pop pop Fizzzz ZAP!

Last edited by photogr on June 27th at 2:54 PM.

SpeedBeagle20
Jun 27, 2008
3:06 PM
Looks like photo's been eating questionable bananas.

Photobucket

This can't be good for his presidential campaign.

Forensic2
Jun 27, 2008
3:21 PM
Hey Photo, Here you go maybe this will get you back in the real world.

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YeeMum_
Jun 27, 2008
3:26 PM
EEP

I hope it's an inverted field

I had to WORK today

Oh and my number is 2

Last edited by YeeMum_ on June 27th at 3:36 PM.

SpeedBeagle20
Jun 27, 2008
3:30 PM
I think I figured out what photo's problem is. He's been eating the kitty's bananas.
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YeeMum_
Jun 27, 2008
3:37 PM
Great blog- good racing


/haha I make all my fans look taller!

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