Finally after over two months of searching we have located our infamous GGW racing member, Texascudaguy. Yep...he has taken the plunge ladies, and has married the lovely Naomi Watts of King Kong fame. The wedding actually took place down under in Australia yesterday on April 1, 2008. The wedding was a noisy affair as the GGW G*rilla gang was in a very festive mood.
The Best Man was Tezgm99. Tez had a bit of difficulty getting the wedding ring off his paw (that he was holding onto for the groom). Luckily Cuda forgave him, and only asked for a case of Tim Tam's to keep his bride happy.
The Maid of Honor was Hotfootlori. Hotfoot helped the bride get ready for the big day, but unfortunately when she gave the Naomi a ride to the church in her new GGW ride, her veil flew out of the window, and her hairdo was not quite so perfect.
The grooms other attendants were: Photogr, Forensic2, and Frevr3fan. Forensic2 toasted the happy couple at the reception with a banana/berry champagne and promised them a Frame by Frame wedding album when they returned from their honeymoon. Photogr helped create and bake the extraordinary 5 tiered banana wedding cake. Frevr3fan tried his best to sing the first song for the happy couple, but instead got pelted with banana peels, and had to call the Nascarazzi to rescue him from the other guests.
The bride's other attendants were: Klvalus, Iowagirl, and YeeMum. Klvalus read a list of special Hot or Not tips for the newlywed's first night together as G*rilla and wife. Iowagirl tapped into the GGW board conversations to ensure Miss Naomi that none of the other GGW woman were flirting with Cuda. YeeMum had her purple toolbox handy to make sure the couple would have a safe trip in their car on their way to the airport.
As ushers, both Volfan69 and 8jr8fan made sure all the guests got seated properly, received the wedding program, and had their banana bubbles ready to cheer for the new Mr. and Mrs. Texascudaguy.
With all the antics of the guests, the GGW medic and licensed EMT, Charrit had his hands full all evening. Especially when both Frank and Maude showed up a bit tipsy after imbibing some of the "Show us Your Moonshine". Frank said that Cuda never really broke off the engagement with her properly. And Maude said that Naomi just wasn't pretty enough for Cuda.
A big fiasco of the evening ensued when Gerrel caught the bouquet, but then calmly stated that that was allowable, as she was now single. As for the garter...it was caught by jon464, who was just doing some research to see which wedding guests should be thown underthe bus this week. WilliamWilman will be running a Trifecta this week to determine which couples at the wedding would still be together next month.
So where did Texascudaguy and Naomi go on their honeymoon?
Cuda - I know we havent heard from you in a while, but when you read this please know that this blog was written purely in jest, and is by no means meant to offend you in any way.
Jamie - Sorry...I know you are the head guru for doing the GGW blogs, but I couldn't resist. Yeah...I know this would be A LOT better with pics. Sorry, I just don't have your talent.
Aren't you going to apologize to Naomi Watts too? She's in the family way and gets all worked up thinking she'll finally be made an honest woman and now this?
Oh the shame! lol
Thought the picture was a little too graphic so to speak... So it's gone!
Gerrel - Someone had to do it, while I recover from this flu/bug that I got from this dang wedding. Great Job ! Don't need pics when wrighting carrys it self! Wish I had your talent !
NO SORRY'S ! Like I said before, I may be the head guru, but this GGW Racing is everyone's and we all sit around the round table as equals....
SIDE NOTE- Some of us do take up more room at the table when food is displayed.
Tez - You started it with the April Fool's blogs, lol. Of course you get to be the Best man!
Dwindy - Oh my....The wedding dress must really conceal that baby bump well, I didn't even notice. On behalf of the GGW gang I apologize for any inadvertant attention we have drawn to her "condition". We will be sure to have G*rilla magazine only include front shots (no sideviews)of the happy couple in their next issue.
Lori - Thank goodness you were here to help get the bride ready...after that ride to the church though, I don't know how much longer she will let Cuda continue to race for the GGW team. Although I think she already knows we're just a bunch of good natured G*rilla's.
Forensic - Glad to know that I didn't "step on your toes" with this blog. As for the food...are you suggesting that us G*rilla's have hearty appetites? I hope you got some Banana wedding cake to take home for later.
Kristen - Apparently Cuda and Naomi already knew some of those Hot or Not wedding tips you had...as evidenced by Dwindy's rumor.
Can you substantiate the rumor that Dale Jr. dropped in & privately toasted the couple with the Amp energy drink?
YeeMum - All of the GGW members talents are appreciated...even if they are not so glamourous. Although I think one of the guests got a bruised toe, when the wrench fell out of your pocket on the dance floor!
Gerrel-The GGW Racing group really has it going on. Very good story. I almost felt as if I was really there. The Nascarazzi hasnt been able to travel lately because of the high price of gas. Maybe we can hang out on the freeways and collect cans to fund our next trip. I guess Forensic's knack with words are starting to rub off on some of us.
This is one of the most creative blogs I have ever read, and I must admit, all attendees were perfectly picked. Now let's get the FOXSports.com reception going.
Well done...applause Gerrel, well done. (applause, applause)
Photo - Good to see you back in the blogs. We all have a goofy side...just that I don't usually show mine. About those Hot or Not tips...you know that Klvalus really does have the scoop, since she was just married in 2006.
3fan - Hmmm, I was wondering if the Nascarazzi was on vacation again. Seems like we need a fund raiser of sorts. Or perhaps public transportation is an option. (Although I think the adventures would be limited with that option.
Lisa - Thanks for reading, and I do appreciate the compliment. Although I don't blog very often, I have gotton to know a number of the GGW gang pretty well through the blogs. That makes it easier to tell a story.
Longtime auto racing fan from the mid 1980's, I attend about 9 race weekends each year between Indy 500 qualification s, IRL and NASCAR races in the Midwest area.
