NEOSHO, Mo. This city in southwest Missouri sits smack dab in the middle of "Tornado Alley", a well-worn path taken by twisters as they rotate out of Oklahoma into the Kansas City area. "I thought tornadoes were a fairy tale, like the Wizard of Oz," says Southwest Missouri Teacher's College quarterback Justin Fairweather, who grew up in Pennsylvania. "Then I showed up for two-a-day practices in August."
"Holy freaking cow--can I get my tuition deposit back?"
What he found when he arrived on campus was a scene of devastation out of a disaster movie. "There were mobile homes flipped over like they were flimsy metal boxes," says defensive tackle LaRoi Englander, who came to Neosho from the South Side of Chicago. "When I got up close I saw that they were flimsy metal boxes."
But the Hilljacks, as the school's team is known, persevered despite the fact that their tackling dummies and blocking sleds had been blown across a three-state area. "These kids, I can't say enough about them," says coach Jim Ray Howell. "They were faced with a human tragedy of immense proportions, and they were able to completely ignore it and focus on football."
"Tornado" hot dog on a stick.
While no one died when one of nature's most violent storms hit this quiet community of 10,000, the town's fast food strip on Route 60 was demolished. "When I came down here on my recruiting trip there was a Domino's, a Pizza Hut, an Arby's and a Tornado Dog," a local hot dog and root beer chain, notes Englander. "I thought about transferring, but I decided to suck it up and eat nothing but dorm food if that's what it was gonna take."
Stuckey's: Try the peanut brittle frozen latte smoothies.
Other recruits agreed, and the Hilljacks recovered from an 0-2 start to finish the year 6-5 and win an at-large bid to the Stuckey's Praline Bowl, the first bowl game in SMTC's history. The Hilljacks will face the South Central Carolina State Brush Hogs, another Cinderella team that overcame adversity in their quest for a post-season bid. "We started the year with 23 players on academic probation," says Brush Hogs' coach Wendell Evans. "It took a heap of Driver's Ed and Introduction to Hand Fishing courses to bring everybody's GPA up to passing."
Con Chapman is a Boston-area writer. He is the author of "The Year of the Gerbil: How the Yankees Won (and the Red Sox Lost) the Greatest Pennant Race Ever," a history of the 1978 AL East pennant race, and a number of plays, including "Number One Hockey Mom," "Please, Pope," and "What Mickey Belle Isle Told You," a trilogy about hockey (JAC Publishing). His work is available on Amazon Shorts (at 49 cents a dowload), and he writes on sports for Flak Magazine.
