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NBA PLAYERS AND THEIR SUPERHERO COUNTER PARTS
Jun 16, 2007 | 11:56AM | report this

WAS THINKIN ABOUT THIS THE OTHER NIGHT , SO  I THOUGHT I WOULD WRITE UP A BLOG ABOUT IT   .. WHICH NBA PLAYERS  REMINDED ME OF A SUPER HERO .

1.  SHAQ  - SUPERMAN .. THIS ONE IS  EASY  HIS  PHYSCIAL SIZE ALONE  MAKES IT AN EASY CALL  PLUS HE HAS  A #### LOAD OF STUFF  THATS SUPERMAN IN HIS CRIB.

2.  WADE  -  QUICK SILVER  .. I WAS  GONNA GO WITH  FLASH BUT DOES FLASH REALLY FIT ANYMORE  AFTER  WATCHING  TONY PARKER THIS YEAR IN THE FINALS  WOULDNT  HE  BE A BETTER CHOICE ??   TO ME  WADE HE'S FAST BUT HE'S  NOT FLASH  FAST  ..HE'S NOT PARKER  FAST  SOOOO .. LOL.

3.  TONY PARKER  -  FLASH .. THE  GUY IS A SPEED DEMON  ..HE GIVES OPPOSING GUARDS  NIGHTMERES  ..  AND JUST LIKE FLASH NOBODY CAN MATCH HIS  SPEED  THE ONLY PLAYER I CAN THINK OF WHO CAN GIVE HIM A GOOD RACE  WOULD BE T.J. FORD 

4. KOBE BRYANT  -  SPIDERMAN   ..  THE  GUYS   HAS   THE  AGLITY , THE ATHLETICISM , THE  STRENGTH  TO  PULL THIS ONE  OFF

5.  LEBRON JAMES  - WOLVERINE   .. HIS  PURE  UPPER BODY  STRENGTH AGLITY AND SIZE  AND THE WAY HE ABSORBES  CONTACT  AND FINSHES  THE PLAY  AND HIS  AGRESSIVE NATURE  MAKES   HIM A PERFECT CHOICE HERE    

6.  STEVE NASH   -  NIGHT CRAWLER  - SO  ELUSIVE AND SMART   ..   FAST  AND A LEADER    .. JUST  LIKE A  CEARTIN  TWO TIME  MVP WE ALL  KNOW AND  LOVE

7.  DWIGHT HOWARD   -  JUGGERNAUT...  THE WAY THIS GUY USES  HIS  BRUTE  STRENGTH TO  ATTACK THE  RIM  AND  DUNKS ON TOP OF  PPLS  HEADS  IS UNCANNY  HE IS THE  DEF  OF A MAN CHILD  .. THE MAN IS  GOING TO  BE SCARY  GOOD  IN THE  NEXT  3 YEARS    

8.  SHAWN MARION  -   NIGHTWING  - NIGHTWING  POSSES  AMAZING AGLITY  AND FLEXABLITY   .. MARIONS HIGH  FLYING  DUNKS  AND  STELLER  DEFENSE  MAKES  HIM  AN ALL AROUND THREAT  .

9.  KEVIN GARNETT   - BATMAN  -  LETS FACE IT THE MAN CAN DO ANYTHING  HE CAN REBOUND  .. BLOCK .. POST  UP   .. SCORE   .. DEFEND   .. AND JUST   LIKE  BATMAN  HE SAVES  THE TIMBERWOLVES  ( GOTHAM )  YEAR AFTER YEAR AFTER  YEAR  .. HE HAS  GREAT  BASKETBALL  I.Q.  HE'S   SMART  .. WEALTHY  AND  GOOD  LOOKIN  JUST LIKE  BRUCE WAYNE    .. LOL BEING  SECURE IN MY MAN HOOD I CAN SAY THAT 

10.  TIM DUNCAN   -  CAPTIAN  AMERICA   -  PROB THE LEAST   KNOWN SUPERHERO  OR SUPERHERO  THATS CONSIDERED  BORING  BUT ONE OF THE MOST  WELL  KNOWN AND  RESPECTED  SUPERHEROS  IN THE LAST 50 YEARS   ..ALL HE DOES IS GET THE JOB DONE  .. JUST LIKE  DUNACN HAS  THE LAST 10 YEARS  HE DOES IT WITH  OUT  THE  GLITZ AND GLAMMER OF   SUPERMAN OR BATMAN OR  WOLVERINE  ALL   DUNCAN DOES IT  GET IT DONE  .. ALL HE DOES IS   BRING HOME TITLES   

I KNOW THERES  SOME MORE  I'M  MISSING  MAYBE  YOU CAN HELP ME OUT  AND  THINK OF SOME  MORE  EXAMPLES

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YOU'RE SIMPLY THE BEST .. BETTER THEN ALL THE REST
Jun 14, 2007 | 10:06PM | report this

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls -
You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it -
I thank you all -

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise -
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose -

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -

FIRST  OF ALL  CONG TO THE  SAN ANTONIO SPURS  .. THE  2007 NBA  CHAMPIONS OF THE  BASKETBALL WORLD.  ONCE AGAIN   THEY PROVED  THAT  YOU  DONT  NEED  A  SUPER STAR  TO MAKE IT  IN THIS  LEAGUE  WE CALL THE NBA   .. THEY PROVED  THAT TEAM BASKETBALL IS NOT DEAD   .. THEY PROVED  THAT  SHARING THE  BALL MOVING IT  SIDE TO  SIDE  AND  FLAWLESS EXECUTION CAN OVER  COME  A  ONE MAN BAND .  THIS TRULY WAS  A DAVID  VS  GOLIATH   MATCHUP  FROM  GAME 1  ON.   YES  THE  CAVS HAD SPURTS WHERE  THEY  ACTUALLY  LOOKED LIKE THE  DESERVED TO  BE ON THE SAME PLANET AS THE  SPURS BUT   EVEN THE  MOST HARDCORE  CAVS  FAN DEEP  IN THEIR HEART OF HEARTS  HAD TO HAVE KNOWN  IT WASNT  EVEN  A  FAIR  MATCHUP TO BEGIN WITH.   TWO SUB   PAR  GAMES  IN A  ROW  BY THE SPURS AND CLEVELAND  STILL COULDNT  GET THE JOB DONE ..   NOT GETTING OFFENSIVE REBOUNDS  .. MISSED  SHOTS  .. TO'S   .. MISSED  FT'S  .. UN FORCED  ERRORS  .. MENTALLY THEY SHOWED TIME AND TIME AGAIN  THEY WERE OUT MATCHED BY THE SPURS.  BRON GAVE EVERYBODY A FALSE SENSE  OF  SECURITY WITH HIS  GAME  5  IN THE ECF  AND  PPL BOUGHT IT HOOK LINE AND SINKER .   WHEN IT'S  ALL SAID  AND  DONE  NOBODY OUTSIDE OF  CLEVELAND  AND  BRON FANS  ARE NOT GONNA  REMEMBER  THAT GAME  5  ALL THEIR GONNA  REMEMBER  IS  JAMES NOT  BEING ABLE  TO  GET IT  DONE ON THE  BIGGEST STAGE OF EM ALL  THE NBA   FINALS  ALL THEIR  GONNA  REMEMBER  IS  THE  LOWEST  NBA  FINALS  RATINGS IN   DECADES THATS WHAT THEIR  GONNA  REMEMBER .

THE SPURS  ARE  EVERYTHING  THAT IS  GOOD  AND EVERYTHING THAT IS  RIGHT ABOUT THE NBA   .. SAY WHAT YA WANT  ABOUT  HORRY AND   BOWEN   .. THEIR  THE  EXCEPTION NOT THE  NORM  ON THAT TEAM  TO STEAL A PHRASE FROM LARRY BROWN  .. THEY PLAY THE  RIGHT WAY  . NOBODY CARES  ABOUT  BEING THE MAN   .. NOBODY  CARES ABOUT  WHO IS THE HIGHEST PAID   .. NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHO GETS  MORE  SHOTS  OR WHO  GETS  THE LAST  SHOT  IN A  CLOSE  GAME  ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS THE BOTTOM LINE WHICH IS  GETTING  WINS  AND   BRINGING HOME  TITLES   .. IT STARTS  FROM THE   TOP DOWN TO THE   OWNER TO THE GM  TO THE COACH AND  DOWN TO THE PLAYERS .. AND THE  THING IS  .. THE THING THAT MAKES  THEM  TRULY UNIQUE  IN THIS  ME  FIRST  LOOK AT ME  LOOK  WHAT I CAN  DO  NBA  THAT WE SEE  TODAY   .. THEY DO IT WITH  CLASS AND  DIGNITY   .. THEY  DONT   BLAME THE  REFS  .. THEY DONT BLAME THE   OTHER TEAM IF  THEY LOOSE  THEY TAKE IT  ON THE CHIN AND  MOVE ON AND  PLAY THE NEXT GAME  .. THEY DONT THROW THEIR COACH OR  THEIR  TEAMATES UNDER  THE BUS.  CASE  AND POINT  LAST  YEAR VS DALLAS  GAME  7  WHERE DUNCAN DROVE THE LANE  GOT FOULED BY DIRK   .. IT WAS   CLEAR AS DAY  HE  GOT  FOULED  BUT A NO CALL  AND THE MAVS  MOVE  ON  TO THE NBA FINALS  .. IF NOT FOR THAT NO CALL THAT EVEN  STEVIE WONDER  COULD HAVE MADE  WE  MAY BE SITTING HERE  TALKING ABOUT   THE SPURS  WINNING IT BACK TO BACK TO BACK  .. YES A  3 PEAT    .. BUT YOU DIDNT  HEAR  THE SPURS  WHINING  OR  ####ING OR  COMPLANING  ABOUT IT WHEN CLEARLY THEY HAD EVERY RIGHT TO.

LETS TALK ABOUT  TONY PARKER  AND WHAT A JOB HE  DID    THIS WHOLE SERIES   .. YEA HE HAD A   BAD GAME  IN GAME 3  BUT HE  REBOUNDED  LIKE  THE  CHAMPION HE IS   .. HIS JUMPER  WAS  UN REAL HE HAD THE  QUICKS  BACK  HE HAD IT ALL CLICKING AGAIN  ..MEAN IF YOU'RE READING THIS  ..  GIVE PARKER THE BDG TITLE ON A  SILVER  PLATTER .  AND HE'S EVEN  MAKIN IT  RAIN  FROM DOWN TOWN  .. IF HE GETS THAT SHOT  DOWN  .. YOU MIGHT AS WELL  FORGET ABOUT IT  .. LIKE  JEFF VANGUNDY SAID  IT AINT  FAIR  LOL  HE  GETS  HIS  4TH  RING   .. HE GET'S TO  MARRY  EVA  LONGORIA   AND   MAKING THE   MONEY  .. PASS THE BUTTER CAUSE   THIS  GUYS  ON A  ROLL. 

NOW WHAT FOR THE CAVS   ??  WHAT NOW  FOR BRON ??  WILL  THE CAVS LEARN FROM THIS  ??   WILL  BRON LEARN FROM THIS  ???     AFTER  SEEING TIMMY AND THE BOYS  CELEBRATE  ON HIS HOMECOURT  WILL IT  MAKE  BRON   THAT MUCH MORE HUNGREY NEXT YEAR ??   WILL THE  CAVS  EVEN MAKE  IT  TO THE FINALS  NEXT YEAR  OR THE YEAR AFTER THAT  OR THE YEAR AFTER THAT  ??   DAN MARINO  MADE IT  TO THE  SUPERBOWL ONCE  HE ALWAYS  SAID   HE FELT  LIKE  AT THE TIME HE COULD  GET THEIR  ANYTIME HE WANTED  OR  THAT HE THOUGHT HE WOULD BE THERE  YEAR AFTER YEAR SADLY  IT DIDNT HAPPEN THAT WAY AND THE REST IS HISTORY  .. THE POINT  BEING  YOU CAN'T  EXPECT  TO  BE IN THE  SITUATION  BRON WAS YEAR AFTER  YEAR  CAUSE YOU MAY NEVER  BE THERE AGAIN  AND WHEN YOU ARE THERE  YOU HAVE  TO  TAKE  FULL  ADVANTAGE  AND CAPITALIZE AND  CLEARLY  HE DID  NOT .

THIS BRINGS UP AN INTRESTING  QUESTION  IF BRON INDEED  DOES NOT GET BACK TO THE FINALS  IN THE NEXT 2 - 3 YEARS   WILL PEOPLE START TO COMPARE HIM TO DOMINIQUE WILKINS ANOTHER  PROLFIC SCORER AND  ONE OF  THE  MOST  ATHLETIC AND BEST SHOWMAN  OF HIS TIME .. BUT COULD NOT GET IT DONE ON THE BIG STAGE .. WOULD THAT BE A FAIR COMPARISON ?

POOR DAVID  STERN  HIS   PLAN OF  SHOVING  BRON DOWN THE  PUBLICS  THROATS  IF BRON HAD  4 GAME  5'S  DIDNT   COME  TO PASS  .. HE DIDNT  GET HIS  WISH  OF   HAVING THE SERIES  EXTEND  TO  7  GAMES  SO  HE  COULD  EXPLOIT   BRON SOME MORE  AWWW PITTY POOR  STERN  LOL  .. THE SPURS  SENT A BIG  #### YOU TO STERN TONIGHT AND I FOR ONE  THINK IT COULDNT HAVE HAPPEND TOA  NICER  GUY LOL .

AGAIN CONG TO THE SPURS  AND ALL THE SPURS FANS  AROUND THE  BASKETBALL WORLD   .. SIMPLY THE BEST

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THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS : R.I.P. DATE OF DEATH 6 - 13 - 07
Jun 12, 2007 | 10:08PM | report this

Well, well, well  .. what do we have here  a team that  resembled   the cleveland cavaliers finally decided to show  up in this years  nba  finals.  It only took a ####  poor  shooting  performance  , timmy d in foul trouble  and  some good  old  fashioned  home cooking  late  in the  4th  to  make  it  seem  like a game   ... but all for  nothing  .. bottom line  ..cavs  down  0 - 3   ... what  was   floppy mcflopperson  thinking  on that shot  are  you  kidding me ??  oh man   .. lol.  oh  btw that last shot  by  bron   .. yes it was a  foul  but  no  way that would have  ever  been  in the act of  shooting    bron  took  2 - 3  steps after the foul  and   launched  it  ..  the foul would have been  two  shots  not  three .. he was  still  dribbling  when the  foul  occured and still  in the  process of making  his  move    he was not  in  the act of  shooting .

Gotta  give credit  though  cavs   hung  in there and  didnt  get  their  heads   bashed  in as bad  this  time   .. even witha  so - so game  from bron .. there  3  point  shooting  was  down   right    u - g - l - y  - it was  so  ugly it was oogly  lol. the  only thing  that kept  them in  it was  their  defense .  Is it just me or  does gooden put up and make  the  most  slop  shots ever in  the  history of the nba   ... this was  the cavs  game to take   the spurs  played  un  -spur like  and  the cavs  still  could not  get  it  done  .. sloppy  to's .. bad  shot  selection  .. bad fouls   .. one thing though  bron stepped  up  and  hit  clutch ft's   .. and say what ya want about  mike brown  .. i  allready have  lol .. the descion to put  snow on parker  worked  .. of course  parker had  a  un parker  like game also if parker  plays at the  top of his game on offense and  snow plays up to his game on  defense  .. parkers  offense is head and shoulders above  snows  defense  and manu was down right non  existant except  late in the 4th  .. but horry,  stepped up  ... finley stepped up .. barry stepped up  .. . 

Give  the cavs all the  credit in the  world   they  brough it  tonight but  with how  badly  the spurs  played  they had to win this  one   .. thats the bottom line .. you're not  gonna catch  the spurs  in that  vulnerable of a situation very often and when you manage  to  get  em in that   postion  you  have to capitalize  .  When they kept  goin to  bron on the  post up  i was   like  why   dont the spurs recognize  what  their  doin and  adjust they  went to that  play like  5  times befor dealing with it.  lol  was  funny to  see the flop off  between  manu  and   floppy . 

So here  we  are   the spurs are one game  from  sending the  cavs  and their fans fishing on lake Erie  .. they  smell  it  .. they  smell the  blood  in the  water  .. they can  taste  it  like a fat  man  who  wants a nice  juicy  steak  .  sorry  to  say   it's  time  to get   those  brooms  out of the  closet  and  start sweeping the cavs  under  the  carpet.  Can  Bron  have that  "  breakout  "  game   that  everybody has  been  wating for  ??  .. somewhere  david  stern  is  eating   rolaids  like  they were   candy  and   drinkin  bottle after  bottle of pepto bismal  because  his gravy train  aint  bringing in the ratings  like he  hoped  .. you  have  no  idea  how  much  that  brings a smile to  my   face . 

We all know  it's  commin   .. the  world  know's it's  commin  ..  every nba  fan worth  their  salt  know's it's  commin   .. everybody  outside of  cleveland  knows it's  commin  the  sooner  they  realize  it's  commin   the  sooner  the  healing  can  begin  .  it's  ironic  the  spurs  theme  song  is  the undertakers music because  after  thurs  the cavs title hopes  will R.I.P. 

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THE ONE .. THE ONLY .. CHUCK NORRIS
Jun 11, 2007 | 4:37PM | report this

WE ALL  LOVE  HIM ..   HE 'S TEXAS RANGER FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD  !!!    .. REASON'S WHY I LOVE   THE  BEARDED  ONE    .. PARTIAL CREDIT  GO'S OUT TO  MR. SHOWTIME AND   SIX -TEN BALLER  FORGIVE ME FOR THE  PIC PLACEMENT  BUT IT'S MY FIRST TIME  LOL

                                          
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

-Rather than being born like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

-When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather from roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

- Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING - Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis -Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.We know this beverage as Red Bull.

-A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

-To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

-The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

-Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift and favoritism towards Chuck, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.  ....                                              
                    
 

 -Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger by yelling "####!"

-Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.

-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

-After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.His reasoning? It was more "humane".

-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

-Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's showing clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger"and making fun of him. Norris is working on a way to make a show with clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

-Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

-Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse kick every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and #### on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away f rom death.

-Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the #### out of little kids.

-Chuck Norris punched a woman in the #### when she didn't give him exact change.

-Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

-One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that #### did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

-When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please.

- Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out

- Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

- The Elephant Man was actually a good looking guy and the world strongest man. THe elephant man picked a fight. He ####ed with the Chuck and got roundhoused over and over. Chuck's chose to keep him alive as constant reminder to what Chuck Norris can do to someone.

- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

- Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

- Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

- Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

- There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

- Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of ####s, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

 - One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter

- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

- Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

 - Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

- Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big #### is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

- A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

- Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

- chuck norris found waldo .. and then proceeded to round house kick him to death so nobody would ever find him again

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NOTES FROM GAME 2 : CAVS VS SPURS
Jun 10, 2007 | 8:56PM | report this

WELL  IT'S  THE 2ND QUARTER  ..CAV'S DOWN 19   .. I DONT WANNA  BE ONE TO SAY  I TOLD YA SO .. BUT  GUESS  WHAT  LOL  I TOLD YA  SO .. AFTER  GETTING  HAMMERED  IN GAME 1    GAME 2 IS GONNA BE OVER BEFOR HALFTIME .. DUNCAN  IS  RIPPIN THE CAV'S A  NEW  ONE   .. PARKER IS  HAVING HIS WAY  IN THE PAINT... AGAIN  .. MANU   MAKING A DIFFRENCE  OFF THE BENCH   ... BRON   HAS NOT BEEN THE SAME AFTER  PICKING UP  HIS 2 EARLY FOULS ...THE WHOLE CAVS TEAM LOOKS   DEFEATED ALLREADY .. BOOBIE  .. NOT  DOIN VERY WELL .. HUGHES  .. NOPE NO HELP .. GOODEN  .. TRY AGAIN  .. Z  LOOKIN SLOW  AS EVER  .. SIDE  SHOW BOB  JUST  FLOPPED  AGAIN 2 FLOPS AND  COUNTING  .. LOL  FLOPPY JUST  TRIED TO  FLOP AGAIN BUT A BLOCKING  FOUL AND AND A  AND 1  FOR  PARKER .

PARKER   .. TONY ..PARKER  .. CAVS HAVE NO ANSWER  .. HE'S  JUST  COMP  DESTROYING THE CAV'S  .. THEY TRIED BRON .. DIDNT  WORK  .. TRIED  HUGHES   .. DIDNT  WORK  MAYBE  MIKE BROWN  WILL THROW A CAV'S  UNI ON AND TRY  LOL .. MAN OH MAN  I JUST CANT  GET OVER  WHAT A  COMP  BASKETBALL MACHINE  THE  SPURS  REALLY ARE  .. LOOKIN AT  THE  SPURS  PLAY  IT'S  LIKE HOW DET  WAS   IN 04   .. OF COURSE  THE CAVS ARENT  EVEN CLOSE  TO THE  KOBE  - SHAQ LAKERS   .. SPURS  ARE  JUST  SIMPLY  THE BETTER  TEAM  AND I REALLY DONT  SEE IT   GETTTING ANY BETTER  EVEN WITH  CLEVELAND  HAVING   THE  3  GAMES  AT  THE  Q   .. LOL SPURS UP 25 AT THE HALF  ..OH MAN  LOL JUST TURN OFF THE LIGHTS  ASK  EVERYBODY TO  GO  HOME  THIS ONE IS  OVAAAAAAA LOL .. ROBERT HORRY   HAS  BEEN    PRETY  DAMN GOOD   IN THE  2ND QUARTER HE REALLY CAME IN  AND   GAVE THE SPURS A SPARK  ... LOL  UNLESS   THE OLD  SCHOOL PLAYERS MARK PRICE AND BRAD DAUGHERTY COME OUT OF THAT TUNNEL AT THE END OF HALF  TIME   THE CAV'S  ARE   ####   .. AND EVEN  THEN THEY WOULDNT  HELP LOL.

OH MAN  YOU HEAR THAT  NOISE ??   THATS A DEAD  HORSE BEING BEATEN   AS FAR  AS  SHOWING THE  TONY  PARKER  EVEA  LONGORIA  STORY .. HEY ABC  .. HOW ABOUT   COMMIN UP WITH SOMETHIN THAT  HASNT  BEEN BEATIN INTO THE  GROUND  1,000 TIMES BEFOR  .. WE GET IT  ..SHE'S HOT  .. SHE  HAS A BODY THAT WONT QUIT  ..SHE'S  EYE  CANDY  .. MOVE ON !!  ..JUST BECAUSE  SHE HAS  HAS A SHOW ON  ABC  STOP MAKIN HER THE  COMPANY  ####.

THE 3RD QUARTER   .. LOOKIN LIKE MUCH OF THE SAME EARLY  .. TIMMY WITHA  GLASSER FROM  15  OUT .. CAV'S  JUST  GETTING OUT HUSTLED    .. AND MISSING  FT'S  LIKE CRAZY   .. GAMES BEEN  PRETTY  MUCH   EVENLY CALLED   .. GOOD  GAME BY THE MEN  WITH WHISTLES  ... THERE MAKIN PARKER A  JUMP SHOOTER AND HE HAS  RESPONDED  PRETTY DAMN WELL .   WELL  IT'S   76 -  49  .. WITH HALF OF THE 3RD QUARTER TO GO AND I AM  LOVING EVERY  MIN  OF  IT .. TO ME THIS IS HOW  THE GAME IS SUPPOSE TO BE PLAYED   .. A  TRUE WORK OF   BASKETBALL ART.   UNLESS BRON STEPS  IT  UP    HE'S  GONAN BE HELD UNDER  20  FOR  THE  2ND STRAIGHT GAME   .. OH MAN  WHEN  HORRY  IS  BLOCKING YOU'RE  SHOT   YOU KNOW IT'S  BAD  LOL  4 BLOCKS FOR BIG  SHOT BOB .  END OF THE 3RD QUARTER 89 - 62  ... JUST  ..WOW   LOL  .. GOOD  POINT  THE SPURS KEEPING  BOWEN  ON BRON STILL SO HE WONT GET INA  FLOW LATE  IN  GARBAGE  TIME THAT COULD CARRY INTO GAME 3 .

START OF THE 4TH QUARTER I EXPECT  THE  SCRUBS  TO  MAKE AN  APPEARANCE  ..AKA  BRENT  BARRY  .. MORE OF SNOW .. MORE  OF   VAUGHN   ..DAMON JONES  .. LOL  OH MAN  VAUGHN  DID THE WORST   ATTEMPT AT A  FLOP I HAD  EVER SEEN NOT  ONLY DID HE  NOT GET THE CALL HE GOT  STEPPED ON BY BRON  .. FUNNY #### LOL.  CLEVELAND  IS GETTIN OUT  REBOUNDED BY THE SCRUBS NOW  LOL  .. CAV'S MADE A  NBICE  LITTLE  10 POINT  RUN  TO CUT IT  DOWN TO  19   THE CAVS  ON A  24 -  6  RUN  CAV'S DOWN  BY 10  .. OUT OF  NOWHERE   .. LOL   THE BRON CALLS   ARE   IN  EFFECT NOW  LOL 2  AND 1'S  INA  ROW  THAT HE NEVER SHOULD HAVE GOT  .. TO BAD  THE  SPURS  ARE  PLAYIN CAT AND MOUSE    .. TOYING  WITH EM   .. BAD  SHOTS  AND TO'S BY THE CAVS    AND NOW  MANU GOT FOULED  ON A  3    HE MADE IT  AND A 4 POINT PLAY JUST LIKE THAT   BACK UP  BY 12  .. BOOBIE  WITH A  3  CAVS DOWN BY  9   .. TIMMY  WITH  A  TIP  IN .   CAV'S MADE A GOOD SHOW  BUT AGAIN   JUST  TOYING WITH EM  .. GAVE THEM FALSE  CONFIDENCE  .  FINAL SCORE 103 - 92    ... DUNCAN ANOTHER  MVP  WORTHY  GAME  29 - 9 -  WITH  8 DIMES    BUT RHE MVP   THE TRUE  MVP WAS PARKER .

SO NOW  THE SERIES HEADS  TO  CLEVELAND  ON MON  NOT MUCH TIME IN BETWEEN GAMES   .. LOL MAYBE  THIS  TIME THEY WILL ONLY BE DOWN BY  19  AT HOME  ....WILL  BRON  FEED  OFF THE CROWD   WILL  PLAYING AT HOME EVEN  MATTER   WHEN  YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT THE SPURS ??   .. I'M  THINKIN  NOT  COME  MON   CAVS  DOWN  0 -  3   GURANSHEED LOL .

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THE DAY I KNEW IT WAS OVER
Jun 08, 2007 | 1:23AM | report this

THE YEAR  WAS  2000  IT WAS A  COLD  CRISP  AUTUMN DAY IN   MICHIGAN   .. THE TEMP WAS  MID  50'S MAYBE A LITTLE COLDER  .. IT HAD  JUST RAINED  THE NIGHT  BEFOR   MAKING  THE   GRASS   SLIPPERY AND WET  .. A FEW FRIENDS OF  MINE   HAD GATHERED  TO PLAY A LITTLE   PICKUP  GAME OF  TACKLE FOOTBALL   .. IT WAS  NEARING THE END OF THE GAME  .. THE TEAM I WAS ON WAS DOWN BY 7  AT THE GOAL  LINE  IT WAS  GETTING DARK SO  WE DECIDED THE NEXT SCORE  WOULD BE  WINNER TAKE ALL   .

 WE WERE  ON THE GOAL LINE  5 YARDS  AWAY   .. BEFOR  THE  SNAP  MY TEAM  WENT INTO A HUDDLE  AND  TALKED ABOUT WHO WOULD GO FOR THE LAST  PLAY  AND  OF  COURSE ME BEING  YOUNG  AND  WANTING TO BE A HOT  SHOT AND  FIT IN   I SAID  "  I GOT THIS, LET ME  RUN IT IN "  SO I GOT BEHIND  THE QB  ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS  .. THE BALL WAS  SNAPPED   I  RAN  TO THE  LEFT SIDE OF THE LINE  THE WAY  THE PLAY  WAS  SUPPOSE  TO GO  BUT I SAW A HOLE  IN THE  MIDDLE  THAT SOON   WAS  CLOSED  UP   THE  OPPOSING  PLAYER  WRAPPED ME UP AND   HAD MY ARMS TIED AT MY SIDE    .. AND THATS WHEN IT  HAPPEND .

I  FELT  MY FOOT SLIP  I  FELT MY  SELF  START TO  FALL   AND WHEN I WENT TO PLANT  MY  FOOT MY  ENTIRE LEFT  LEG  WENT  BEHIND ME  AND  MY  HEEL   HIT THE  MIDDLE OF MY  BACK ALL YOU COULD  HEAR  WAS  A LOUD  SNAP !!  AS LOUD AS A GUN SHOT  .. THAT WOULD BE MY ANKLE   BREAKING IN   3 PLACES   .. I  CRUMPLED TO THE GROUND AND  SCREAMED  AT THE TOP OF  MY LUNGS  ..   IT WAS THE  WORST  PAIN I HAD  EVER  FELT  IN MY  ENTIRE  LIFE AND IT HAS BEEN THE WORST PAIN  I HAVE EVER  FELT SINCE ..   I JUST LAID  ON THE  FIELD   TEARS JUST FLOWING DOWN MY  FACE   .. EVRYBODY  WAS   JUST  IN  COMP  SHOCK AT WHAT  HAPPEND  .. ONE OF MY OTHER FRIENDS  HAD A CELL PHONE  HE  CALLED  911 AS  I  LAID ON THE  FIELD  LOOKING UP  INTO THE  SKY  I COULDNT FEEL ANYTHING ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY BODY FROM MY WAIST DOWN  .. MY BEST  FRIEND WAS  ON ONE SIDE OF ME  AND  MY OTHER  BEST  FRIENDS  DAD WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE  THEY HELD MY HANDS  AND  TRIED TO  KEEP ME  CALM TILL THE AMBULANCE  ARRIVED  WHEN I TOLD  MY  FRIENDS DAD WHO HAPPEND TO SERVE IN NAM  THAT I COULDNT  FEEL  ANYTHING  ON MY LEFT  SIDE  HE  SAID THAT I WAS GOING INTO SHOCK FROM THE PAIN.  

 FINALLY  AFTER  ABOUT 25 MINS AFTER IT  HAPPEND AND THE  AMBULANCE  WAS  CALLED  THEY  ARRIVED  THEY LOADED ME INTO  THE  AMBULANCE  AND  STARTED AN  IV  DRIP  AND  GAVE ME SOME  GOOD  ####  DRUGS   LOL  THAT WOULD PROVE TO BE  THE  BEST  PART OF MY  DAY   .. THEY  RUSHED ME INTO THE  HOSPITAL ADMITTED ME AND  TOOK SOME X - RAYS  WHILE I WAITED FOR  THE ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON   .. THE  X  - RAYS  SHOWED  THAT I HAD INDEED  BROKE MY ANKLE  IN  3 PLACES ON BOTH SIDES  AND IN THE FRONT  BUT ALSO  TORE  SOME   TENDONS AND LIGAMENTS AS WELL .   THEY SET  IT  AND  PUT ME IN AN AIR CAST   .. THE NEXT  DAY  I WAS SECHULED  TO HAVE SURGERY   .. THEY  WHEELED  ME  IN  THE  OPERATION TOOK  2  HOURS  THEY   PUT A METAL PLATE AND  6  SCREWS  IN   .. I WENT THROUGH  8 MONTHS  OF  REHAB  BEFOR I COULD WALK RIGHT AGAIN  TO THIS  DAY  I STILL HAVE  SCARS  AND  STILL I DONT WALK  AS WELL AS  I DID BEFOR.

 SINCE  THEN  I  HAVE HAD OTHER HEALTH  PROBLEMS  THAT  HAVE  ROBBED ME OF  THE JOY  OF  PLAYING  THE GAME  I LOVED SO  MUCH  BEFOR  THE  FOOTBALL  ACCIDENT   I COULD PLAY  BASKETBALL  FOR  HOURS AT A  TIME  I WOULD  PLAY  FOR   3 - 5 HOURS AT A  TIME AND HARDLEY GOT TIRED  AND  I HAD  SUCH A PASSION FOR IT  ALL GUYS HAVE  HAD THAT TIME WHEN YOU'RE IN A  GAME  AND  YOU'RE  IN  THE  ZONE AND  YOU   CAN'T  MISS  AND  EVERYTHING  IS  CLICKING.. OH MAN  NOTHING  ON EARTH   BEATS  THAT  RUSH   YOU GET  WHEN YOU'RE IN THAT  ZONE I CAN'T  TELL YOU  HOW  DEPRESSED I GET   KNOWING MORE THEN LIKELY  I'LL  NEVER  EXPEREINCE THAT AGAIN IN MY LIFE THAT ALL I HAVE  IS THE  MEMORIES.

THROUGH THE  YEARS   I  HAVE HAD  AN  EYE  SURGERY  THAT WENT WRONG WHERE I WAS  LEFT  BLIND IN MY LEFT  EYE  I HAD TO ADJUST TO THAT  MY  DEPTH PERCEPTION  WAS THROWN WAY OFF  AND  TOOK ME ABOUT A MONTH TO ADJUST  .. IN 05  I  HAD  OPEN HEART SURGERY AT THE UNIVERSTY OF MICHIGAN  HOSPITAL  TO REMOVE  WHAT  DOCTORS  BELIEVED  TO BE  EITHER IT WAS  A TUMOR OR A BLOOD  CLOT  TO THIS  DAY  THERE  STILL NOT SURE  THE  CARDIO VASCULAR   DOCTORS   SAID IT WAS A  BLOOD  CLOT  BUT THE  ONCOLOGIST'S  SAID IT WAS A  TUMOR  THEY DID  A  BIOPSY AND  THEY  STILL  COULDNT TELL FOR  SURE  .. ANYWAY  THEY REMOVED IT AND DID  SOME OTHER  WORK AS  WELL  I SPENT  3  1/2 WEEKS  THERE  WITH ABOUT  A  MONTH  RECOVERY TIME  AT HOME   .. LOL I HAVE  THE SCAR  TO PROVE THAT ALSO   .. ADD THAT  TO BEING OVERWEIGHT AND HAVING  SEVERE ASTHMA WHERE   MY  LUNGS  BURN  FROM  DOING  SIMPLE  THINGS  AND JUST GETING OLDER AND YOU CAN  SEE WHY I FEEL  THE  WAY  I DO.   THE PONT OF THIS  BLOG  IT'S  NOT  FOR PPL TO  READ IT AND SAY  "  OHH  POOR  GR8  PITY  POOR  GR8 "   OR  TO   GET  SOME  KIND OF  SYMPATHY  THIS  BLOG  IS A  REMINDER TO THOSE  WHO    ARE   IN THEIR  PRIME OF THEIR  YOUTH  TO  NOT  TAKE  IT  FOR  GRANTED   .. TO NOT  THINK  THAT  YOU'RE   SO INVINCIBLE THAT  TRAGIC  ACCIDENTS  CAN'T  HAPPEN TO  YOU    .. EVERYBODY THINKS THAT  IT CAN'T HAPPEN TO THEM   .. UNTILL IT  DOES ..   I CERTAINLY  DIDNT THINK  IT  WOULD HAPPEN   TO ME  .. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT  TOMMROW  IS GONNA BRING    .. ALOT  HAS HAPPEND IN MY  LIFE  AND I THINK BACK TO THAT CRISP  AUTUMN  DAY  AS  BEING  THE DAY I KNEW  IT WAS OVER.  

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I LEAVE IT UP TO YOU MY FELLOW BLOGGERS
Jun 06, 2007 | 6:41PM | report this
EVER  SINCE I STARTED BLOGGING AGAIN  I HAVE GOT  COMMENTS  REGARDING  ME TYPING IN ALL CAPS  ..SOME PPL DONT  MIND  IT  SOME  SAY   IT HURTS  THEIR  EYES  SOME SAY   IT'S LIKE I AM YELLING  WHEN I CLEARLY AM  NOT  .. PERSONALLY  I DONT SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS   WHEN SOMEBODY IS READING A BLOG  THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO BE  CONCENTRATING ON  THE CONTENT  OF THE BLOG  AND NOT  THE GRAMMER  NOT  THE  SENTENCE STRUCTRE  ETC ETC  .. FOR THOSE OF  YOU  WHO   HAVE  LEFT  COMMENTS  DESPITE  THE BLOG BEING IN ALL CAPS  THANK  YOU  .. IT IS MUCH APPREACITED  .. BUT I DONT WANT TO  PUT OFF  OR  OFFEND  ANYBODY  IF  YOU   TRULY  THINK   IT'S  DISTRACTING TO   BLOG  IN ALL CAPS  BY  ALL MEANS  PLEASE  SAY SO  HERE  AND IF  I GET  MORE  OF YOU GUYS  SAYING YES    YOU  NEED TO  DROP THE CAPS  THEN    THE MAJORTY RULES  THATS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE .  SO LET'S PUT IT TO A VOTE AND AS ALWAYS  THANK YOU FOR  DROPPING  IN
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THE ONE'S WE LOVE TO HATE
Jun 05, 2007 | 11:29PM | report this

WE ALL KNOW WHO THEY ARE    .. THERE THE ONE'S  WHO  GET  AWAY  WITH AN  EXTRA  PUSH   .. AN  EXTRA  SHOVE  THAT  THE REF'S DONT SEE   .. THERE  USUALLY THE ONE'S WHO MAKE  THE  HEADLINES   FOR  ALL THE WRONG REASONS   .. THERE THE ONE' S WHO  MAKE  YOU'RE  BLOOD BOIL EVERYTIME  THEY COME ON THE SCREEN  THEY ARE  THE  THE MEN WE LOVE TO HATE  .. EVERY TEAM HAS ONE  THE KIND OF GUY   THAT  JUST  MAKES YOU  WANNA   PICK SOMETHIN UP AND  THROW IT THROUGH YOU'RE  T.V. JUST SO THAT YOU DONT HAVE  TO  LOOK AT HIM  ANYMORE LOL ... I'LL BE LOOKING BACK AT THE  5 MOST  HATED PLAYERS  IN NBA HISTORY  ... THIS LIST IS IN NO  PERTICULAR ORDER .

1. BILL LAIMBEER   - LAIMBEERS STYLE OF PHYSCIAL  PLAY   GOT INTO OPPOSING  PLAYERS HEAD  MORE  THEN  ANY CENTER  IN NBA HISTORY  .. HE GOT UNDER THE SKIN AND  INTO  THE HEADS  OF  EVERYBODY FROM  LARRY BIRD  TO  CHARLES BARKLEY   .. ISIAH THOMAS  LONG TIME  FRIEND AND TEAM MATE  OF  LAIMBEER HAD THIS TO SAY IN THE  DETROIT NEWS, "I WOULDNT SAY FANS HATE HIM. THEY LOVE TO HATE HIM. IT'S A  LOVE HATE  REALTIONSHIP. TO TELL  YOU THE TRUTH, IF I DIDN'T  KNOW BILL, I WOULDN'T LIKE  HIM EITHER."  LOL  DEF  ONE OF THE  BEST  TO  BE HATED

2. DENNIS  RODMAN  - WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT  DENNIS RODMAN THAT HAS  NOT  BEEN ALLREADY SAID   .. SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT HIS  OFF  COURT  ANTICS  WHICH INCLUDED  SHOWING  UP IN  TIMES  SQUARE  IN A  WEDDING DRESS COMP WITH MAKE  UP    . THE MAN WAS  ONE OF THE  PREMIER  REBOUNDERS  THE  LEAGUE HAS  EVER SEEN  ..HE  CHANGED HIS  HAIR  COLOR  ALMOST AS MUCH AS HE  CHANGED HIS   UNDER WEAR .. HIS  ON THE COURT  BAD BOY LIKE BEHAVIOR INCLUDED  HEAD BUTTING  REFEREE TED BERNHARDT DURING A GAME   AGINST THE  NEW  JERSEY NETS  AND  KICKING A CAMERAMAN IN THE  GROIN  AFTER BEING TRIPPED  INA  GAME AGINST THE TIMBERWOLVES . SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE MAN   BUT GIVE HIM HIS DUE

3. RON ARTEST   - FAIRLY OR UN  FAIRLY  DEPENDING  ON WHAT  SIDE OF  THE  LINE YOU WERE ON  AT THE TIME,  RON ARTEST  WAS  ONE OF THE MAIN  CULPRITS OF THE WORST  BRAWL  IN  NBA AND SOME WOULD SAY  SPORTS  HISTORY  ON  NOVEMBER  19, 2004  IN THE CLOSING MIN OF A BLOW  OUT GAME IN WHICH  ARTEST'S  PACERS  LEADING THE GAME  97 - 82  ..DET'S BEN WALLACE  WENT IN FOR  WHAT HE THOUGHT WOULD BE AN UN CONTESTED  LAY  UP    UNTILL   ARTEST   SHOVED  HIM  HARD  FROM  BEHIND  IN MID AIR  ..WALLACE  REACTING TO THE HARD  FOUL  GAVE ARTEST A  TWO HANDED SHOVE TO THE FACE   . BOTH  PLAYERS  SCUFFLED  FOR A BIT  THEN  ARTEST  WENT TO THE  SCORERS  TABLE   AND   PROCEEDED  TO LAY DOWN IN A  MOCKING  FASHION   BEN  WALLACE  THREW A TOWEL  IN THE  DIRECTION OF  ARTEST   ..   A FAN , JOHN GREEN THREW  A CUP OF  ICE  WATER   AT ARTEST  WHO WAS STILL LYING  ON THE TABLE   ..ARTEST   NOT  KNOWING WHO   THREW  IT  BOLTED  INTO THE  STANDS   AND   STARTED BEATING ON A INNOCENT MAN  WHO HE BELIEVED THREW THE CUP   .. THE REST AS THEY SAY IS  HISTORY  ..FOR HIS  ACTIONS THE  LEAGUE  SUSPENDED  ARTEST FOR  73 GAMES  WHICH  INCLUDED THE PLAYOFF'S  THE  PACERS  HAVE   NEVER  RECOVERED  SINCE .

4. MARK CUBAN  -  OK SO HE'S NOT A PLAYER  BUT THE MAN  IS  HATED  JUST THE  SAME  MARK CUBAN  IS THE OWNER OF  THE  NBA DALLAS MAVERICKS  .. HIS  GRATING  PERSONALITY  AND   SOMETIMES   BLINDING  PASSION FOR  HIS TEAM HAS LANDED HIM IN  HOT WATER TIME AND TIME AGAIN   .. HIS RELENTLESS  TIRADES  AGINST THE  OFFCIALS  IS   LEGENDARY  GETTING  FINE AFTER FINE   BY THE LEAGUE  FOR  SUCH REMARKS   .. ESP AFTER HIS  BELOVED   MAVS   WERE  MAN HANDELED   BY THE  MIAMI HEAT   IN THE  2006 NBA FINALS . IN FACT HE HAS BEEN FINED BY THE NBA  AN  WHOPPING $1,665,000  13 SEPERATE TIMES EVEN HIS  SUPERSTAR  DIRK  HAD THIS TO SAY "HE'S GOT TO LEARN  HOW TO CONTROLHIMSELF  AS WELL AS THE PLAYERS DO. WE CAN'T  LOOSE OUR TEMPER ALL THE TIME  ON THE COURT OR OFF THE COURT, AND I THINK HE NEEDS TO LEARN THAT TO. HE NEEDS TO  IMPROVE IN THAT AREA  AND NOT YELL AT THE OFFCIALS THE WHOLE GAME. I DON'T THINK  THAT HELPS US ..HE SITS RIGHT BEHIND OUR BENCH. I THINK  ITS A BIT  MUCH . BUT WE ALL TOLD HIM THIS BEFOR. IT'S  NOTHING  NEW. THE GAME STARTS, AND HE'S ALLREADY YELLING  AT THEM. SO HE NEEDS TO KNOW HOW TO CONTROL HIMSELF A LITTLE."   .. LOL  LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM YOU CANT DENY HIS  SUCESS.

5.  KOBE BRYANT   - NO SINGLE PLAYER IN THE NBA  CAN STIR  UP  A LOVE/ HATE  DEBATE  LIKE  THIS MAN   .. NBA FANS   LOVE TO TEAR  THIS  MAN  A  NEW  ONE  EVERY CHANCE THEY  GET..  WHY ??    BASCIALLY   BECAUSE   MANY  FEEL  HE  SINGLE  HANDEDLY  BROKE UP  AN UP AND  COMMING  DYNASTY IN THE MAKING  WHEN HE   WAS PAIRED UP WITH SHAQUILLE O'NEAL TO BECOME   ONE OF THE MOST  DOMINATE TEAMS IN THE PAST  DECADE  .. THEN CAME  THE SUMMER OF  JULY 2003 WHEN  BRYANT  WAS  CHARGED WITH SEXUAL ASSULT AFTER   HAVING  WHAT  BRYANT  CLAIMED WAS CONSENSUAL SEX WITH A 19  YEAR OLD RESORT  WORKER IN COLORADO THE CASE WAS  DISMISSED  AND BRYANT  SETTLED OUT OF COURT. IN MANY NBA FANS EYES   THIS   STILL  HOLDS   ALOT  OF  WEIGHT  EVEN THOUGH  IT HAPPEND  5 YEARS AGO .  ANOTHER  REASON WHY KOBE IS SO " HATED "  IS DURING  THIS  EPISODE  HE  ACCUSED  NOW FORMER TEAM MATE SHAQUILLE O'NEAL OF   HIM HAVING  EXTRA MARITIAL  AFFAIRS TO POLICE AND TO THE PUBLIC   .. THROWING HIM UNDER THE BUS SORTA SPEAK AND  BEING A  "  SNITCH "  .. ALSO MANY CLAIM  THAT   RUNNING  SHAQ OUT OF  TOWN    AND WANTING TO " BE THE MAN "  AND   NOT MAKING  HIS  TEAMMATES BETTER  IS ALSO   WHY   KOBE IS  " HATED " SO MUCH , WHATEVR SIDE OF THE  FENCE  YOU'RE ON  ONE THING FOR SURE  THE KOBE  TALK IS  EVRYWHERE   .

SO THERE IT IS  THE MEN WE LOVE TO HATE  PAST AND  PRESENT   .. WITHOUT THEM   WOULD THE LEAGUE REALLY BE THE SAME ??

 

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THIS IS HOW HOW IT'S GONNA GO DOWN
Jun 04, 2007 | 10:13PM | report this

I KNOW I SHOULD BE THE LAST  PERSON TO BE  WRITING A  BLOG  ABOUT THE  FINALS SEEING  THAT    MY   PISTONS  GOT   OUTPLAYED  IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD  BY  THE CAVS BUT HERE IT  GO'S  ANYWAY   ..  I SEE  THIS  SERIES  NOT  EVEN REALLY BEING A  SERIES   IN  FACT  THE REALITY OF IT  IS  IT  VERY WELL COULD SEE  THE SPURS WINNING THIS  THING  IN A  SWEEP  ..YEA  THATS  RIGHT ..  NOT A TYPO   .. NO  YOU DID NOT  HEAR ME  WRONG   .. A  SWEEP AS IN  4 - 0

BEFOR YOU CALL ME  A  HOMER   OR   BITTER    OR  WHATEVER  BECAUSE   DET  LOST  I  ALLREADY   PUT UP A  BLOG  CONG  CAV'S FANS  .. SO  THAT HAS  ZERO TO DO WITH THIS BLOG   I  HONESTLY BELIEVE  IT CAN HAPPEN  .. AND HERE IS WHY.

THE SPURS ARE NOT  DET   .. THERE  NOT  GONNA  GET   COCKY  AND  OVER  CONFIDENT  LIKE DET  DID    . THERE  NOT   GONNA  TAKE PLAYS OFF  .. THEY WILL   STAY   FOCUSED  ALL  SERIES  LONG  .. THEY  HAVE   THE  EXPERIENCE THEY HAVE THE  DEPTH   .. AND MORE   IMPORTANLY  THEY  HAVE ONE OF THE   TOP  3 COACHS  IN THE LEAGUE  .. SIMPLY PUT  THEY ARE THE  BETTER TEAM  ALL THE WAY  AROUND

TIM DUNCAN IS   GOING   TO  BRING  THE   TITLE   TO  HIS  CITY FOR  THE  4TH  TIME  IN  9 YEARS    .. "  THE BIG FUNDAMENTAL  "  IS  GOING TO  WREAK HAVOIC  ON  THE CAVS FRONT  LINE OF  "Z" ,  FLOPPY,  AND GOODEN  GETTING  AT LEAST  ONE IN  CHRONIC FOUL  TROUBLE   .. DUNCAN WILL BE THE MVP OF  THE  FINALS  ..MARK  IT  DOWN  HE WILL SYSTEMATICALLY CARVE UP   THE CAVS LIKE  A  TURKEY  ON  THANKSGIVING. 

TONY PARKER  WILL   ALSO BE A NIGHMERE  FOR  THE CAVS  HIS  PURE  SPEED  GETTING INTO THE LANE  AND EITHER   DISHING IT OUT  OR  GETTING  PAST HIS  DEFENDER AND BREAKIN THEIR  ANKLES   WILL LEAVE  THE CAVS  HELPLESS  HE HAS ALSO  IMPROVED  HIS  JUMPER  FROM   RECENT YEARS.

JUST LIKE  THE  SPURS  DONT HAVE AN ANSWER  FOR   JAMES  ONE ON  ONE  NOBODY WEARING  A  CAVS UNI     WILL HAVE AN  ANSWER  FOR MANU THIS WILL BE  THE SPURS  X  - FACTOR  HE GETS TO THE  RIM AT WILL  WHEN  HE IS  ON   HE'S UNSTOPPABLE  BELIEVE ME I KNOW  I SAW HIM SHRED   DET'S   STELLAR  DEFENSE IN  05  PLUS HE  CAN HIT THE  3  WHEN NEEDED .

AND NOW WE COME TO  THE  REAL  REASON WHY   I'M  PICKING THE  SPURS   .. MR.  GREG  POPOVICH  .. EASILY  THE   GREATEST PLAYOFF COACH IN THE  LAST   6 - 8  YEARS   ..  HE IS  LIGHT  YEARS  AHEAD OF  MIKE BROWN   IT'S NOT EVEN   FAIR  TO  COMPARE  THE  TWO   .. YOU  WANNA  KNOW WHAT  MR. BROWNS  PLAYBOOK CONSISTS  OF ..HERE IT  GO'S  YOU READY ??   .... PLAY 1 :   BRON :  ISO  UP TOP   .. PLAY 2 : BRON  :  ISO  ON THE WINGS   PLAY 3:  BRON :  ISO   ON THE  BOX   ETC  ETC  YOU GET THE POINT .  POP'S WILL OUT  COACH BROWN SO  SO  MUCH   HE'S  GONNA  MAKE HIM RUN HOME AND  CRY TO   MOMMA   "OH  MOMMA  THAT   POPAVICH  WAS A BIG  MEANIE  !  MAKE HIM STOP  MOMMA, MAKE  HIM  STOP  !! "  * SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY*

ALL THOSE OPEN LOOKS  THE CAV'S ROLE PLAYERS  ESP  GOODEN AND   "  BOOBIE "  GOT ??  .. THERE  GONNA  DRY UP  REAL  QUICK LIKE   .. THE SPURS  ROTATIONS  ARE  GONNA BE  ALOT  FASTER   AND  ALOT   BETTER  THEN WHAT  DET  PLAYED SAY  BUH - BYE  TO   BOOBIE LOL

IT'S  NOT  ALL DOOM AND  GLOOM  FOR CAV'S FANS THOUGH   .. IN ORDER  FOR  THE CAVS TO HAVE ANY  CHANCE  TO  MAKE THE   UPSET OF THE  DECADE  .. THEY HAVE TO GET OUT INTO THE OPEN COURT  AND GET  EASY  BASKETS  OFF  TURNOVERS  AND LONG  REBOUNDS  AND NOT  LET  THE SPURS  DEFENSE SET UP  .. IF YOU CAN GET INTO  DUNCANS HEAD  GET PHYSCIAL  WITH HIM KNOCK HIM OFF THAT  BLOCK ..MAKE HIM TAKE   RUSHED SHOTS  .. MAKE  HIM SHOOT IT OUT OF HIS  COMFORT  ZONE   HE MAY  GET  FRUSTRATED  AND TURN IT OVER WHICH AGAIN   CAN  SPARK THE CAV'S FAST  BREAK   ... BRONS GONNA  NEED AT LEAST TWO   GAMES  LIKE HE PLAYED IN GAME 5  BECAUSE  THE SPURS  WILL SHUT DOWN HIS  HELP  AND LOAD UP  ON HIM   BUT UNLIKE  DET  WHEN THEY LOADED UP ON BRON  THEY  WILL GET  BACK IN TIME  TO CONTEST SHOTS.

  LOL I HAVE HEARD THE  WORDS  .. "  WITNESS "  AND   "DESTINY "  THROWN AROUND  LAST COUPPLE DAYS  THOSE  ARE   WHAT WE  CALL   BUZZ  WORDS  ..NOTHING MORE  NOTHING LESS   .. JUST  WORDS  TO MAKE THE  AVG  CASUAL FANS  INTRESTED   IN THE  FINALS .. BUZZ  WORDS MAY SELL  TICKETS  AND  PUT  ####'S  IN THE  SEATS  AND  BOOST RATINGS THEY  DONT  WIN   TITLES  THOUGH   .. TALENT .. EXPEREINCE   .. PLAYING  AS ONE  UNIT  DOES  THIS  IS NOT  A  ROCKY  MOVIE  .. THE  UNDERDOG  IS NOT GONNA WIN THIS  TIME    AND THAT  MY  FRIENDS  IS HOW IT'S GONNA GO DOWN .   

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AN ANSWER TO THOSE WHO THINK DET IS DONE
Jun 03, 2007 | 6:29PM | report this

I FOUND THIS POST ON PISTONS.COM   ALL CREDIT  GO'S  TO THE  POSTER SOUND THE  TOLL  .. I JUST FOUND IT  SO INTRESTING AND WELL WRITTEN  I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE  IT WITH  YOU FINE  PPL AND OBV  IT APPLIES  RIGHT ABOUT NOW


Posted June 03, 2007 01:25 AM It’s been ages since I’ve gone all out and made a legit and substantial thread on our “beloved” Wink Detroit Pistons. I figured now would be a good time to get back in the swing of things. Big Grin So, here’s how this is going to shake out. I’m not going to suggest that the team gets blown up. I’m not going to yell “Fire Flip” without a legit alternative option. I’m not going to throw at you some ridiculous Kobe trade threads. I am, however, going to breakdown the Pistons salary situation, their draft pick situation, and their current personnel, coming to an ultimate conclusion as to what will happen from here on out. My goal is to get this thread as a central place for the banter that will be coming in the next couple days, but without the ridiculousness that has already seeped into the boards.

Salary Situations
Expiring Contracts
Dale Davis
Chris Webber
Amir Johnson

Player Options
Chauncey Billups
Antonio McDyess
Flip Murray

Team Option
Will Blalock

To me, this is relatively simple, especially now that the Pistons obviously did not win the ‘ship. First, Dale Davis, au revoir. You were appreciated, and probably under-utilized. However, the state of this team cannot warrant a contract offer. Enjoy where ever life takes you. Amir Johnson played enough to show that he’s got potential, but didn’t play enough to get any unreal contracts. Good for the Pistons. I would expect a Jason Maxiell-like offer to go to Amir, 2+ years at 1.5+ Mil. Hopefully he takes it. Chris Webber is an interesting situation. I’ll get back to him. Of the player options, Chauncey will obviously opt out. The question is, will Joe pay him. The answer is yes. Chauncey played god-awful this series. Pathetic, even. However, there is no way you can adequetly replace him. This doesn’t rule out a sign and trade, however, which I’ll get to later. Antonio McDyess has an option for 6+ Mil. He takes it in a heartbeat, forcing the Pistons into a tough situation. Expect McDyess to be around for the start of the season, with trade possibilities. Flip Murray doesn’t seem to like his situation, and I would expect that he opts out and the Pistons choose not to pursue. So, back to the Webber situation. Alot of this has to do with what Jomars will do with Nazr Mohammed. The best situation, it would appear, is that Joe is somehow able to move Nazr. Heck, I would consider a buy out at this point. We don’t want him, he doesn’t want to be here. However, we need to do anything possible to move him. That said, we may see Chris Webber return to the Pistons, despite what just about everybody wants. That is, if he is willing to accept a bench role. More on that later. Will is doubtful to return with the Pistons holding two first round picks, one almost guaranteed to go to a point guard.

So right now we are looking at.....

Departures: Will Blalock, Dale Davis, Flip Murray


Non-Expiring Contract Issues

As I said, Joe will be looking to do everything in his power to move Nazr Mohammed. Someone like, GASP, Cleveland, may be a decent suitor. Cleveland will soon find out that another tree to go along with Z is what they are eventually going to need. Nazr has a contract that baloons to nearly 7 Mil until 2010/11. Disgusting. Dreadful. Atrocious. Please, Joe, anything. I don’t care what we get in return. Get rid of that contract. Someone will bite for a relatively young 7’er.

Rasheed Wallace. Oh how ye have worn on thee. And it seemed like he had finally accepted going into the post and working from there. Alas, the new NBA will not put up with his antics. However, we will have to. For two more years. That’s because at 12-13 Mil, Rasheed is here to stay. Actually, once he hits that last year he will be trade bait as an expiring contract. But there’s no doubt he’ll be here for atleast next year and likely the rest of his contract.


Coaching Issues

Some of you may take me for a Flip defender, since I pretty much always defend Flip. However, I always defended LB, as well. And I definately defended RC. Generally, I’m one to look at the players first, coaches second. That said, I don’t think Flip is an elite head coach. I don’t think he’s an awful head coach. I would say he might be top 10. The question then becomes, is top 10 good enough for this team in this situation. The answer? Now it is. Because like it or not, the Pistons are not championship calibre, right now. And because of that, there is no reason to fire a coach and bring in another. A new head coach will not put this team over the top. That’s a fact. Now, Joe may pull some miraculous moves where we start to think “All right, now this team is right back at the top”. Then, and only then should we be looking at firing a head coach, who, while isn’t elite, isn’t awful. And considering the alternate options, well, there aren’t many. The Czar comes to mind. I’m not a fan of Van Gundy. And LB wore out his welcome with the players. So, only if Joe is able to get in players that will legitimately make this team a contender (and I’ll get to what that means in a moment) should we look at changing coaches. And that may very well be the case sooner than later.


The Draft
The Pistons hold the #15 pick and the #27 pick in the first round. These two picks are HUGE to the future of this franchise. These two picks may allow Joe to rebuild without tearing down. Right now the Pistons, while everyone says they’re old, have a solid young core. Rip (29), Tayshaun (27), Carlos (25), Maxiell (24), and Amir (20) provide a nice core of youth. When you add two more first rounders to that, it appears that the Pistons have an ideal mix of young and old. I won’t get into who the Pistons end up choosing. I will however, strongly expect that the Pistons draft a PG and a big man. Chauncey may get his payday, but the Pistons will be looking for a true point guard. Someone who can come in off the bench and provide instant offense for himself and by being a playmaker. Preferably and drive and dish type player that can find a niche with Delfino as an outside shooter. Check out the thread in Around The NBA to see the options. A big man would be nice, especially if the Pistons choose not to resign Webber and eventually move Nazr. In fact, we may very well see the Pistons select a big man with the #15, if they believe he can produce more than Webber. That’s kinda the situation I’m hoping for at this point.


The Attitude

You’re sick of it. I’m sick of it. We are all sick of it. This team is not the blue-collar, going to work team that we fell in love with during the 2002-2004 years. This team is ****y, arrogant, egotistical. And unjustifiably so. To be honest, I think the #1 culprit is Chauncey Billups. Yeah he’s a smooth talker and says all the right things in the interviews. But it’s the things he doesn’t say. It’s the wry smile after chucking the most ill-advised shot I’ve ever seen in game 4. He’s the captain. He has to change things in that locker room. Hopefully Joe has a nice talk to him, because I really can’t expect that Joe would put up with the self-entitlement that this team has portrayed. Rip showed some signs of improvement, as far as technicals go, in the playoffs. And Tayshaun showed he wasn’t afraid to put Rasheed in his place. Now we need to see that on a daily basis. It shouldn’t come to a surprise to see these players get mad at each other for arguing with the refs, instead of always siding with their teammate. There’s no doubt the Pistons have developed a negative repitoire with the officials. That’s got to change.


The Play

What are we? During the regular season we shared the ball, found the mismatch, and attacked the basket. Against Cleveland we took the first shot, avoided the lane, and played one-on-one basketball. Offensively, I still believe the Pistons can succeed without a superstar (OMG, there’s that word). However, they need Chauncey to play like the Chauncey of 2006. They need Rip to know his role (jabroni, okay, I couldn’t resist). And they need Maxiell to continue to progress in the new Ben Wallace. He’s gotta crash the O-boards and create havoc. Something that lacked from this last year’s starting lineup. Defensively, we have to play better. On all fronts. Rasheed got dunked on and suddenly went from defensive spark to curious onlooker. That attitude won’t cut it. If getting dunked on is too embarressing for you, then someone needs to put you in your place, especially when you have that much talent. So again, alot of it falls back to the attitude of the leaders of this team.


In conclusion...

Things need to change. However, you are not going to see the blowup of this team. Not yet. Chauncey gets his payday, and this team looks very similar come November. However, major changes aren’t far. This could be our last year with Sheed. This is likely the beginning of a youth movement. Think about that for a minute. Every team goes through cycles. The Pistons have been to 5 straight ECFs. They will in all likelihood be a top 3 team in the East again. If they are able to quietly rebuild with some youth, like I said above, then we as fans should be thrilled. Not many franchises can win and rebuild at the same time. However, with Rasheed’s 2 years left, and the crop of youngsters we are assembling, it looks like Joe has done a pretty darn good job. So, have at it. Tear this post up. Just remember, it’s not too bad being a Pistons fan. Just look at the Celtics. Or the Hawks. Or the Pacers (gee remember when they were the next greatest thing?).

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FOR ALL  OF YOU WHO WHO KNOW ME  YOU KNOW HOW  MUCH OF A DIE  HARD  PISTON FAN I AM   ..IF YOU WERE  TO TAKE A  KNIFE  AND  CUT  ME  I WOULD BLEED  RED    WHITE AND BLUE  BLOOD .. I STICK  BY  MY  TEAM  NO MATTER  WHAT  THE  CIRCUMSTANCES   .. NO MATTER  IF THERE   UP  OR DOWN IN A SERIES I HAVE  BEEN  A RABID  FAN   SINCE THE  THE EARLY  80'S  ..  I LIVE AND  DIE  WITH  EVERY SHOT  THEY MAKE AND  MISS  HAVE I  LET  MY  ALLIEGENCE TO DET  CLOUD  MY  BETTER  JUDGEMENT ?  .. SURE I  CAN ADMIT THAT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT  I WOULD  NOT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY AND I WOULD NOT  CHANGE  A THING  I  HAVE SAID