WITNESS THE STORY OF  A EPIC  NBA FRANCHISE  CRUMBLING  DOWN AROUND IT'S SELF  .. WATCH AS  A  BRATTY SELF  ABSORBED  DRIVEN KID OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL  TURN A ONCE PROUD FRANCHISE  INTO  A SHELL OF IT'S FORMER SELF   ..WATCH  AS A COACH   TURN HIS BACK ON A TEAM HE HELPED BUILD  SIMPLY CAUSE  HE COULDNT TAKE IT ANY LONGER  AND WRITE A TELL ALL  BOOK  SLAMMING  HIS STAR PLAYER    .. WITNESS  AS   THE  SELFISH KID FROM  PHILLY  RUN  THE BEST CENTER  OF  OUR GENERATION  OUT OF A  TOWN  THAT HE HAD  LIVE IN FOR YEARS  AND  MADE  POPULAR .. RE  LIVE  THE  MOMENT THAT  CHANGED  THIS YOUNG  PLAYERS  LIFE  WHEN  HE MADE  THE MISTAKE OF HIS LIFE  IN THE SMALL RURAL TOWN OF  VAIL, CO  .. AND THE   TRIAL THAT  DID CHANGE HIS LIFE  THAT  SOON FOLLOWED   .. TAY DIGGS AS KOBE BRYANT  .. DUSTIN HOFFMAN AS PHIL  JACKSON AND  DONALD  SUTHERLAND AS  JERRY BUSS  IN  " L.A. STORY II "  RATED R   .. PLEASE CHECK YOURE LOCAL LISTINGS .

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THE MAN WAS A POWERHOUSE IN THE RING   .. HIS  PUNCHING POWER WAS SECOND  TO NONE  WATCH AS HE RISES  FROM HUMBLE BEGENNINGS  TO  BECOME  THE YOUNGEST HEAVEYWEIGHT  CHAMPION OF ALL TIME   HE  WAS THE MOST  INTIMDATING  AND  FEARED  MAN  IN BOXING  HISTORY  HE WEAS GIVN THE NAME  THE  BADDEST MAN ON THE PLANET   .. HE WAS ON TOP OF THE BOXING WORLD   UNTILL  ONE MISTAKE CAUSED  HIM  EVERYTHING  ..  HE DECIDED TO HAVE  A  LITTLE IN RING  SNACK CURTOSY OF  ONE EVANDER  HOLYFIELD   .. HIS  IN RING  INTERVEIWS  WERE   SOUND BYTE GOLD   RE  LIVE SUCH FAMOUS QUOTES AS  THIS GEM  "My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!" AND  WHO COULD  FORGET  THIS CLASSIC  TYSON  - ISM " If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me? I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me ... I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss ... why you acting like that? Now, he would be cool.  " .. COME  FOR THE  BONE CRUNCHING VIOLENCE  STAY  FOR  THE WORDS OF WISDOM .. A MOVIE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY  .. BOB SAPP AS MIKE TYSON   ... JACK  NICHOLSON AS  CUSS DAMATO  .. AND  JENNIFER  HUDSON AS  ROBIN  GIVENS  IN  " MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT "

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IN THE WORLD OF BASEBALL THIS MAN WAS  A  HOME RUN GOD  .. EVERY TIME HE STEPPED INTO THE BATTERS BOX   CHANCES  ARE  IT  WAS  GOING  OUT OF THE PARK  ..  HE BROKE RECORD AFTER RECORD AFTER RECORD  IN  MLB   .. TILL SUDDENLY AS IF OUT  OF  NOWHERE  ALLIGATIONS  OF  STEROID ABUSE  RAN  RAMPENT  IN THE MEDIEA  AND   HE WAS SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE  OF IT .. EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF BREAKING THE ALL TIME  HOME RUN RECORD  HE COULD NOT  ESCAPE THE STRANGLE HOLD OF   EVERY MAJOR SPORTS  NEWS  PAPER  IN AMERICA   SOME WERE  EVEN CALLING  FOR  ASTRECKS  TO  BE PLACED  NEXT TO HIS   RECORDS   .. HE QUICKLY BECAME  THE MOST HATED  SPORTRS  FIGURE  SINCE  TY COBB   .. HIS TEAM MATES   WERE   UNSUALLY  SUPPORATIVE  THOUGH   .. SOME  CLAMING TO BE BEST  BUDDYS   .. IN FACT IN ONE SCENE WE  SEE   HOW  THIS  BRAVE  UNSELFISH HERO  RESCUED A KITTEN FROM A  BURNING  BUILDING  AND   TOOK TIME  TO  READ  TO ORPHENS   IN THE SAME  DAY  .  TRULY A HERO AND  ROLE MODEL  FOR  YOUNG  ONES NEAR AND FAR   .. MICHAEL  DUNCAN CLARKE AS BARRY BONDS   .. AND MICROSOFT  FOUNDER BILL GATES AS MLB COMMISONER  BUD SELING  IN  " GOT JUICE ? "

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HE WAS THE  TOP  RATED QB  IN THE NFL .. HE  HAD IT ALL   .. THE FAME  ..  THE MONEY  ..THE ENDORSEMENTS  .. THE LADIES   .. AND THE NATURAL ABLITY   .. THE MOVES  HE MADE ON THE GRID IRON WERE  NOT SEEN SINCE  # 20  FOR THE DET LIONS  SUITED UP   .. YES LIFE WAS  CEARTINLY LOOKING  GOOD  FOR THIS YOUNG  MAN  UNTILL  A DIRTY LITTLE SECRET FOR ILLEAGAL DOG FIGHTING  LEAKED OUT  AND TURNED HIS LIFE  ON AND OFF THE  FIELD  UPSIDE DOWN  AND INSIDE OUT .. JAMIE  FOXX  AS  MICHAEL VICK  WITH  GUEST  APPREANCES  BY  LASSIE .. RIN TIN - TIN AND   HOOCH  FROM  TURNER AND  HOOCH  IN  "  WHERE MY  DOGS AT ? "  *  NO  ANIMALS WERE  HARMED  IN THE MAKING  OF  THIS   FILM *  

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FROM THE  1980'S TILL THE EARLY  1990'S  THE DETROIT  PISTONS WERE  NAMED  THE BAD  BOYS OF THE NBA  AND USALLY SHOWED IT  OUT ON THE COURT   .. IF YOU WERE  GOING INTO THE LANE  YOU BETTER  BE WEARING  YOURE CUP THAT NIGHT .. SOME CALLED THEM THUGS .. SOME CALLED   THEM  BRUTES  .. OTHERS CALLED THEM  BULLYS   .. THE  PEOPLEOF  DET CALLED THEM CHAMPIONS   .. WITNESS   BILL LAIMBEER AS PLAYED  BY VINCE VAUGHN  CLOWN OPPONETS  ON AND OFF THE COURT   .. BEHOLD THE LEADERSHIP OF THE CAPTIAN ISIAH THOMAS   PLAYED BY   WESLEY SNIPES  AND HIS BACK COURT  PARTNER  JOE DUMARS PLAYED BY DON CHEADLE  LEAD  DET TO BACK TO BACK  NBA TITLES  IN  1989 AND  1990  .. AND WHO COULD FORGET THE MAN  CALLING THE PLAYS  CHUCK DAILY AS PLAYED BY  JON VOIGHT  IN  A MOVIE EVENT  THAT WILL BE HARD TO  IGNORE COME  OSCAR TIME   IN  "  AS BAD AS  WE WANNA  BE "

MY BROTHER CALLED ME  AND  ASKED ME TO LOOK UP A NUMBER FOR HIM  IN THE  YELLOW  PAGES  .. HE HAD TO HAVE A TREE REMOVED AND   NEED   TO  LOOK TO   LOOK UP  A NUMBER UNDER TREE SERVICES  .. I LOOKED  IN 3  PHONE BOOKS  ..COULD NOT FIND THE NUMBER  .. OF COURSE   THE  MIN HE HUNG  UP I FOUND IT  IN THE LAST PHONE BOOK I HAD  .. ANYWAY   GOT ME  TO THINKIN   WOULD BE FUNNY TO  SEE WHAT LISTINGS  OUR FAV  SPORTS  ATHLETES  WOULD BE UNDER IF  THERE  WERE A YELLOW PAGES  FOR  ATHLETES

1. KOBE BRYANT   -  PROB WOULD BE UNDER  CHILD CARE/DAY CARE ALSO SEE MENTAL HEALTH  CARE

2. MIKE  TYSON  - PLEASE LOOK  UNDER  PSYCHIATRY -   CHILD AND ADOLESCENT

3. ALEX RODRIGUEZ - MIGHT WANNA CHECK  MARRIAGE  AND FAMILY THERAPY

4. TOM BRADY  - I THINK  PATERNTIY TESTING  AND  SERVICES  WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE TO LOOK

5. RICKY WILLIAMS  - LETS SEE IF WE  CANT FIND HIM IN  - DRUG ABUSE  ADDCTION  INTERVENTION AND  TREATMENT  PLEASE ALSO   SEE  EMPLOYMENT  TRANING SERVICE

6. PACMAN  JONES   -  THIS ONE IS TO EASY LOL GENTLEMEN CLUBS AND  ADULT  ENTERTAINMENT  PLEASE ALSO  SEE  ATTORNEYS  AND LEGAL SERVICE

7. SHAQ  - AFTER 2 YEARS  YOU MIGHT  SEE  SHAQ  UNDER THIS  CATAGORY  LOL GARBAGE REMOVEL AND TRASH PICKUP

8.  DWAYNE  WADE  - WHEEL CHAIRS AND SCOOTERS 

9. THE DET PISTONS  - CEMETERIES AND BURIAL  PLOTS :(   LOL SEE EVEN I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR 

10. BARY BONDS  - HEALTH AND NUTRITION CONSULTANT SEEMS  LIKEA  PERFECT   FIT TO ME ..WHAT COULD POSSIABLY GO WRONG ???