Hey hey! Its Super Bowl week and your favorite MC has got a commerical.
I mean, how many people get their own commerical on the Super Bowl? I know one person that didn't.
You see, Nationwide Insurance is making a smart BIZZZZZness decision with going with me as the go-2-player.
Like Adam Vinatieri, I will come in the clutch.
Profits for NI will go through the roof after the world witnesses this brilliant commerical, book it!
As for the workers of fast food industries, deal with it, yo. You are a contributing to America's obesity problem.
Well well well, the game will be close the first half but expect Peyton Manning and the Colts to take the Super Bowl. The Bears just do not have enough. They were outplayed by the Seahawks and were lucky to come out with a victory and were handed the game by the Saints.
One main beef I have to address to today is that punk John Cena.
Man, I pinned the man 1-2-3, and what is he doing now? Doing commericals with Subway. If I were Jared, I would watch out. I mean, Cena is a bit a touchy, if you know what I mean.
Homosexual tendencies?
BTW, what the hell is up with Subway?
More meat! Less fat!
When Jared and Michael Strahan were talkin', was that subject really about sandwiches or something else?
Hmmmm....
One man that deserves props is Dikembe Mutombo
How class act can you get? Guys the definition of a saint, and Dubya did good by recognizing the player outside the game. As for the Rockets, when they get Yao Ming back, expect them to be the team to beat in the NBA.
In other news its good to see American Idol back in action. I give major props to Taylor Hicks, I vow that we will do a collaboration sometime in the near future. The guy is a sweet mix of Ray Charles and Bob Seger.
I would just like to make a public announcement stating that I will be putting my ring in the hat for Dancing With the Stars 4:
I assure you that I am a better dancer then Emmitt Smith, this years champion. I can BEAT anyone out there. I have an extensive dance training background and am the best damn dancer that this show could possibly find.
They can bring back Jerry Springer, Jerry Rice, hell bring in Terrell Owens, I will dominate.
First he runs his mouth against Joey Porter and gets his #### kicked in the Super Bowl.
And then he head butts a Raider safety on MNF and get kneed in the nuts. It kind of seemed that he enjoyed getting low blowed, maybe the dude does not have any???
If you are going to talk smack you have to be a GOOD FOOTBALL PLAYER! That means MAKING SOME DAMN PLAYS! At least T.O. and Shock TV can back up their mouths.
I have talked to Joey Porter after the Super Bowl, and he told me straight up that Stevens is one of the biggest punks in the NFL.
Yesterday after the game Warren Sapp straight up called Stevens a sissy.
As for that punk John Cena I have officially challenged this rapping fool to a match in my hometown of Miami on New Year's Day in American Airlines Arena.
Hey Cena, YOU CAN'T SEE ME! I kicked his #### on Cyber Sunday and will do so again on New Year's day.
I went back to RAW to settle my beef with John Cena. I slapped him in the face (I didn’t want to punch the poor #### because I didn’t want to send him to the hospital).
Cena is an overrated wrestler and this will be proved on Cyber Sunday were he will be outmatched by the savvy Booker T and the unstoppable Big Show. Cena is a goldfish in an ocean and it is time for nature to take place with the sharks taking care of business.
Massive props to da Bears who showed up wanting my autograph on RAW. It just shows you, great people are fans of other great people. Good luck on a perfect season.
The Federaion shows his bling bling
Show some respect to Kevin Federline Chicago!
Federline's revenge: Slapping that overrated rapper/wrestler
I would like to thank Johnny Nitro, Randy “Legend Killer” Orton, Chris Masters, Armando Alejandro Estrada, and Jonathan “Coach” Coachmen for the kind words they said about me:
Jonathan Coachman:
K-Fed might be America’s most hated to some, but let’s face it, they hate him because he’s married to the woman we all want. He’s one of the most talented artists in the music game today. Now, he’s taking his celebrity and using it for good. He’s giving back to all his fans, including myself, and I can’t wait to purchase Playing with Fire when it comes out Oct. 31.
Chris Masters:
I thought it was just amazing. It’s a hip-hop revolution. Chris Masters has mastered the Masterlock, and Kevin Federline has mastered the rap game. "America's Most Hated" is nothing short of a Masterpiece.
Armando Alejandro Estrada:
Senior, escuchame me… I mean the music. Como se dice … it reminds me of Beethoven. It should be in the Music Hall of Fame. He belongs in there immediately. Amigo this album, Playing with Fire is going platinum all the way. He’s going to sell a million, trillion, copies. Give him the platinum now. It’s so good, I’m going to buy three copies. One for my car, one for my boat, and one just to have and keep, and hopefully get autographed.
Randy Orton:
Kevin Federline’s "America’s Most Hated" is a legend in the making. Who would know a legend better than me? It was my destiny to become the youngest World Heavyweight Champion of all time, and it’s my destiny to take out DX once and for all. K-Fed? Let’s just say it’s his destiny to be the greatest selling rap artist of all time.
Johnny Nitro:
Playing with Fire is destined to be No. 1 on all the Billboard charts. It takes a real musical genius to fuse all these different genres that Kevin has excelled in. He has symphonies flowing through his mind. He is not only going to re-create the hip-hop industry, but the entire music industry itself. I’m so happy for K-Fed, he deserves all the praise that he has coming to him.
Nitro comparing Cena to K-Fed:
Have you ever noticed that Cena can only rhyme two words in a row? He’s like a two year old rapper. His raps are like the little rhymes you made up when you were in Kindergarten. It’s like poetry for idiots. K-Fed is a master lyricist.
Okay, time to get serious members of the Federaton, no joke, I have a major beef to settle and it is time from me to let some steam off from something that has been bothering me for quite a while....
I have a problem with Shawn Carter, better known by his stage name “Jay-Z.” I had a problem with his erroneous retirement announcement, as he is planning to come out with his new album Kingdom Come November 21st, and I especially was disgusted with his latest single, Show Me What You Got.
Jay-Z sold out, becoming a slave to the all mighty corporate dollar.
So the president and CEO of Def Jam records got his single debuted on MTV, BET, and halftime on MNF on ESPN.
Jay-Z is a sell out. He cares more his rocawear fashion line and making money then staying true to his roots. This “comeback” has everything to do with the $ and being a business man instead of being a rapper. He has become a bubble gum boy band wannabe pop artist disguised as a rapper. He has watered down the rap industry into a bunch of catchy metaphors and something that your girl might dance to.
Many of his lyrics have been stolen from great rappers like Tupac and Biggie. He has screwed over Damon Dash (former president of the ROC) taking credit for discovering Kanye West and other artists.
Raise your hand if you want to see another Beyonce video featuring her future husband?
Raise your hand if you want to see another Jay-Z-R Kelly collaboration?
Jay-Z is past his prime. His time was 1996, not 2006. It is worse then watching Brett Favre playing football for the Green Bay Packers, Jay-Z is DONE. His voice is annoying and is just pre-packaging old ideas in order to get a few extra bucks.
Ask me loyal members of the Federation, why does the legendary rap artist Jay-Z need cameo appearances from Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Danica Patrick in his new single? These two racecar drivers have no business being involved in the hip hop community with NASCAR and racing in general representing WHITE RED NECK AMERICA, everything that hip hop is not.
What was more pathetic in his new video was Jay-Z officially endorsing Armand de Brignac as the new Champagne for the rap community.
Give me a break Jay-Z, you cannot tell me what drink I can or cannot drink. If I want to drink Cristal, I will. If I want to drink Dom Perignon I will.
Maybe Jay-Z ran out of things to rhyme with Cristal?
So I ask you members of the Federation, do not endorse this rap artist who has sold out his roots for an armani suit. Do not purchase or watch any music this has-been produces because he is a fake.
You know what you have to do….
October 31st, Playing With Fire…. Buy one for yourself, buy one for your girl, and buy one for your dog…
The next great voice is about to take place… On Halloween..
Yo, what’s up my peepz, Kevin Federline has returned. Just a reminder, grab my new record Playing With Fire which comes out this Halloween. This is a straight federalization of my skillz, off FEDERATION RECORDS. I am doing it for my fans, the fedreaucrats.
October has been a mad month for the leader of the Federation. I was on CSI which aired last Thursday and last night I hit the WWE ring with that chump John Cena. Oh well, at least I got to see my boyz Three 6 mafia.
Just a filthy reminder, catch me on Jay Leno, on the 19th, the Tyra Banks show the 24th, my album on the 31st and TRL November 2nd.
I will just say that John Cena is a phony. His thugonomics are whack, straight up. I promise you my album will triple whatever his nursery rhymes have accumulated his entire lifespan. There is reason why yours truly was the closing act on the Teens choice awards while Cena was just a guest presenter.
I am a better actor and was very unimpressed with his acting skillz on The Marine.
If Cena wants a real fight outside of sports entertainment, I’m game because the only way he can beat me is through sports entertainment.
Closing thought…
It is good to see my home thug T.O. shinning in Dallas. Has Drew Bledsoe finally realized that throwing the ball to T.O. results in winning games?
Kevin Earl Federline is a multi-talente d dancer, model, rapper, and actor, who is making his presence felt in the music/enterta inment industry. The industries first ever "quadruple threat," Federline is becoming a revolutionary talent who is capable of changing not only the hip hop community, but the world. Check out his debut album, Playing with Fire which comes out this Halloween, October 31st.
Check out "K-Feds" official website here
