I went back to RAW to settle my beef with John Cena. I slapped him in the face (I didn’t want to punch the poor #### because I didn’t want to send him to the hospital).

Cena is an overrated wrestler and this will be proved on Cyber Sunday were he will be outmatched by the savvy Booker T and the unstoppable Big Show. Cena is a goldfish in an ocean and it is time for nature to take place with the sharks taking care of business.

Massive props to da Bears who showed up wanting my autograph on RAW. It just shows you, great people are fans of other great people. Good luck on a perfect season.

The Federaion shows his bling bling

Show some respect to Kevin Federline Chicago!


Federline's revenge: Slapping that overrated rapper/wrestler

I would like to thank Johnny Nitro, Randy “Legend Killer” Orton, Chris Masters, Armando Alejandro Estrada, and Jonathan “Coach” Coachmen for the kind words they said about me:

Jonathan Coachman:

K-Fed might be America’s most hated to some, but let’s face it, they hate him because he’s married to the woman we all want. He’s one of the most talented artists in the music game today. Now, he’s taking his celebrity and using it for good. He’s giving back to all his fans, including myself, and I can’t wait to purchase Playing with Fire when it comes out Oct. 31.

Chris Masters:

I thought it was just amazing. It’s a hip-hop revolution. Chris Masters has mastered the Masterlock, and Kevin Federline has mastered the rap game. "America's Most Hated" is nothing short of a Masterpiece.

Armando Alejandro Estrada:

Senior, escuchame me… I mean the music. Como se dice … it reminds me of Beethoven. It should be in the Music Hall of Fame. He belongs in there immediately. Amigo this album, Playing with Fire is going platinum all the way. He’s going to sell a million, trillion, copies. Give him the platinum now. It’s so good, I’m going to buy three copies. One for my car, one for my boat, and one just to have and keep, and hopefully get autographed. 

Randy Orton:

Kevin Federline’s "America’s Most Hated" is a legend in the making. Who would know a legend better than me? It was my destiny to become the youngest World Heavyweight Champion of all time, and it’s my destiny to take out DX once and for all. K-Fed? Let’s just say it’s his destiny to be the greatest selling rap artist of all time. 

Johnny Nitro:

Playing with Fire is destined to be No. 1 on all the Billboard charts. It takes a real musical genius to fuse all these different genres that Kevin has excelled in. He has symphonies flowing through his mind. He is not only going to re-create the hip-hop industry, but the entire music industry itself. I’m so happy for K-Fed, he deserves all the praise that he has coming to him.

Nitro comparing Cena to K-Fed:

Have you ever noticed that Cena can only rhyme two words in a row? He’s like a two year old rapper. His raps are like the little rhymes you made up when you were in Kindergarten. It’s like poetry for idiots. K-Fed is a master lyricist.  

The Federation has left the building…