Veni Vidi Federline
by: Federline
Why K-Fed is a better dancer then Emmitt Smith
Nov 16, 2006 | 10:50AM | report this

I would just like to make a public announcement stating that I will be putting my ring in the hat for Dancing With the Stars 4:

I assure you that I am a better dancer then Emmitt Smith, this years champion. I can BEAT anyone out there. I have an extensive dance training background and am the best damn dancer that this show could possibly find.

They can bring back Jerry Springer, Jerry Rice, hell bring in Terrell Owens, I will dominate.



The Federation has left the building...

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chuxtory
Nov 16, 2006
10:58 AM
Yeah ....from what I hear.... you're gonna need some income.... soon!!!

letsgoredwings
Nov 16, 2006
11:06 AM
YO! homies check this out....Britney is available now. Is K-phed Vanilla Ice?

letsgoredwings
Nov 16, 2006
11:20 AM
"The blog on a log"

Original toones by LGRW

"Gotta go saw some logs, read the latest K-phed blog
Fell asleep from the boredom, K-phed is not headed
for stardom,
The disc is spinnin like a flushed toilet, K-fed had to rhyme and spoil it,
Word from the street he aint got beat,
His disc is spinnin' like a flushed toilet, K-Fed had to rhyme and spoil it
2006 is the year of the mix swivel swivel with the drivel on a CD that double dribbles, the blog on a log that weird al would not read, K-Fed had to rhyme and spoil it his blog is a flushed toilet.

LGRW TOONEs 2006

demonicume
Nov 16, 2006
11:25 AM
STFU and release the britney video. i dont know how you ####ked this up, but youre a damned ####. you had a rich #### that prolly sucked and ####ked like a straight-up trailor rat. i wish you were the real KFed so i could tell you want an #### you are.

dustylaker
Nov 16, 2006
11:50 AM
well that's nice to know. Emmit is how old? 187 and you can Kfed can dance better than him? I don't know how I got thru the day without knowing that yesterday.

don't mean to rain on anyones parade but don't you have to be a star to be dancing with the stars?

dustylaker
Nov 16, 2006
11:52 AM
In light of the Britney Kfed I was forced to do the honorable thing and inform my wife I may have to ask her to step aside when Britney calls.

Broke my heart but when duty calls.

chuxtory
Nov 16, 2006
12:07 PM
Yeah Britney's cool and everything... but I'm waitin on Jennifer Anniston to call

tophatal
Nov 16, 2006
12:26 PM
Ain't nothin' like seein' some white boy prove he can dance. I'm still waiting on the a$^ hole who thought up this whole idea and thought it would make for rivetting tv. But then gain 22m can't be wrong can they ? And as for the 3500 that bought the CD may God have mercy upon their souls. You've got Artest beat by 3,200 at least and counting ......

ampm666
Nov 16, 2006
2:50 PM
K-Fed is going to become a hobo...and what does this blog have to do with sports?

xrooster
Nov 16, 2006
5:02 PM
yo k-fed--what up wit dis?

sorry dawg i don't see no dancin' wit da stars in yo future.

i think america is pretty k-fed up with your sorry ####.

at least you're still the king of fresno.

just down the road from sacto.

maybe you and tru warier should collabo.........

xrooster
Nov 16, 2006
5:04 PM
better yet:

ron ron vs. k-fed in a live rap battle. pay per view.

JARROD
Nov 16, 2006
9:47 PM
FED EX--AT LEAST MRS. SPEARS IS SMART ENOUGH TO DUMP YOUR ####.
AS FAR AS DANCING---THE NAME IS DANCING WITH THE STARS---NOT DANCING WITH THE NEVER WILL BE AND THE SORRY HAS NOT BEENS

HOPE YOUR DIVORCE GOES WELL FOR YOU!

PF
Nov 16, 2006
10:19 PM
Isn't the plot of the show to bring in actual "celebrities" that don't have a dancing background? I stress the word CELEBRITY

Last edited by PF on November 16th at 10:20 PM.

ricko
Nov 16, 2006
10:28 PM
K-fed--I don't know if you have Britney's current cell number, but if you do, would you please tell her to STOP CALLING ME!!! Enough already!!

John Cena is going to make you wish you were never born.

As for your blog, I . . . zzzzzzzzzz

Last edited by ricko on November 16th at 10:29 PM.

The_Dan
Nov 17, 2006
6:05 AM
Best advice I can give you man: wrap up when you get down. More kids equals less $$$ for K-Fed. Use Trojans. Cheers.

gcoach
Nov 17, 2006
10:54 AM
The only way you could prove to me that you are a better dancer than Emmitt Smith, and the only reason I would care, would be to dance your sorry #### on outta here. Jerry Springer! He's older than dirt.

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