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More fun with NBA guys on video
May 07, 2008 | 6:07AM | report this
Let Delonte West loose in front of the camera and who knows what might happen. We do after watching this video ... and it's a doozy. At about the 3 minute mark, he gives a special message to the ladies and around 4 and a half minutes in he goes into a long tangent on how much he wants to be Bugs Bunny. "Wait, this ain't Albequerque." Dude's a goofball ... check it out.
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Bosh is awesome
May 06, 2008 | 4:37AM | report this

It's not "The LeBrons," and that's why we love Chris Bosh's guerilla filmmaking.

Plenty of athletes can look good when they have serious production teams behind their commercials or video segments, but Bosh's are notable for their amateur charm.

You can have Kobe jumping over a CGI Aston Martin. We'll take Bosh as Blane Harrington (and a chef, and a cable guy, and a member of his own entourage) any day of the week.

Hat Tip: Fanhouse

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Top 10 reasons we're looking forward to the NBA season
Nov 01, 2006 | 4:30PM | report this

10. To see whether Adam Morrison will flash the same skills he showed in college by sitting on the floor and weeping during close games.

9. Is this the year Mark Cuban finally kicks David Stern in the rascal basket?

8. Eager to see how the Knicks fare after using ProActiv Solution over the off-season. 

7. Wondering whether Scot Pollard has got even creepier.

6. Provides us with something notionally more interesting than a quilting bee.

5. March 3 – Knicks vs. Liberty. This time it’s personal. 

4. Because abject boredom is made more tolerable by the blaring strains of Gary Glitter.

3. Our lives are more vacant without Kobe’s patented “17-for 68 from the field” nights.

2. Because of the new synthetic balls, NBA will meet its outstanding purchase orders for leather by mandating that each team carry at least one leather player on the roster.

1. The hope that Sebastian Telfair will shoot Kevin Federline.

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Top 10 better uses for Mark Cuban's $250,000
Jun 21, 2006 | 2:37PM | report this

10. Getting the !@#$% out of Dallas for a while.

9. Buying the greatest pit-stained t-shirt in the history of history

8. Arranging for Larry the Cable Guy to be put in a dungeon in the center of the Earth forevermore.

7. Springing for a $250,000 media blitz to announce he is, in point of fact, Taylor Hicks.

6. Hiring someone to give Dwyane Wade rabies.

5. Saving, for good and all, Save our Bluths .

4. Funding a ####-pride parade on Ozzie Guillen’s block.

3. Producing a live-theater version of Snakes on a Plane.

2. Upgrading the Western Conference trophy so that it’s way more bad-#### than the NBA Championship trophy.

1. Loaning Dirk Nowitzki enough money to buy his #### back from Pat Riley.

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Top 10 things for Kobe to do while Shaq plays in the NBA Finals
Jun 07, 2006 | 5:13PM | report this

10. Put flaming bags of #### on Raja Bell's doorstep.

9. Bong hits with the Walton family.

8. Go 84-307 from the field in a pickup game against some kids at the YMCA.

7. Run for supervisor in Eagle County, Colorado.

6. Help Karl Malone hunt Mexican girls in the wilderness of Utah.

5. Buy his wife an Escalade made of diamonds.

4. Refuse to pass the ball.

3. Ponder what it's like to be worse than the Clippers.

2. Punch Tex Winter in the junk.

1. Find out once and for all what these things called "assists" are.

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