What in the wide world of sports blogs is going on ...

A doozy from Deadspin: You don't steal a car from a 300 pound football player, not even if she plays in the Independent Women's Football League.

Bugs and Cranks presents The All-Felon Team (better known as The Darryl Strawberry All-Stars)

John Sterling has an idea what the inevitable Barry Bonds candy bar will look like when he becomes the new home run king.

From Joe Sports Fan: Mitch Albom hates Harry Potter. Wonder if he actually read the books?

More from Joe Sports Fans: A conference call among the major sports commissioners (and a couple not so major)