We never had this problem with Wilt and Jerry West. We also never had freestyle rap. Don't know what they would have done in 75', but I imagine it would have gone like this: SHAQ "Theme From Shaq"
Who's the big man rhymin' quick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAQ!
Ya damn right!
Who is the man who would get a ring
For his brother Kobe?
SHAQ!
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's Celtics all about?
SHAQ!
Right On!
They say this cat Shaq is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaq.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
He's a complicated man Who Kobe ratted out to his woman
GOT THE SHAFT!
Got more rings than the scoring machine... Got more rings than the scoring machine... Shaq! Shaq!
Four...
KOBE AND THE PIPS "Midnight Train to Phoenix"
Kobe, proved too much for the man So he left the wife he'd come to know He said he's goin' back to find what's left of his game The game he left behind oh so long ago
He's leavin' on that midnight train to Phoenix Said he's goin' back to find a seat for his behind I won't be with him on that midnight train to Phoenix I'd rather he live in his world and live without him in mine
He kept dreamin' that without me he'd be a star But he sure found out the hard way that dreams don't always come true So he's pawned all his hopes and he even sold his thirty-two nicknames Buyin' a playoff ticket back is the only way he'll have a finals view
Said he's leavin' on that midnight train to Phoneix Said he's goin' back to find some words that rhyme with behind I'm won't be with him on that midnight train to Phoenix I'd rather he live in his world and live without him in mine
Oh he's leavin' on the midnight train to Phoenix Said he's goin' try to find a way to score from the line Next year he'll watch me, from a recliner somewhere in Phoenix I'd rather he live in his world than live with him in mine
Get off the boards, get off the boards, get off the boards On the midnight train to Phoenix He got to go He got to go He got to go
What I keep asking is how this can be Kobe vs Shaq when Kobe hasn't said a word in nearly five years yet you guys keep saying it's vs? Seems like to me it's just a case of Shaq running his mouth. Over and Over and Over and Over and Over again.
stop``please stop.I love those two men so much!i hope they can get well with each other.i always collect all of thire informations``I put it on millionaire4me.com
you can have a look and then have the same wish with me!
These were way better than the actual version rapped by Shaquille. If only these guys could have played in a different era... perhaps we would be at least have been treated to some insults we could groove to. The line about the 32 nicknames killed me!
I also checked your archives and particularly enjoyed your Big Brown interview.
Anyway, great to see you still doing what you do, and doing it well.
