"So far we have not found a body. However, the New York Police Department asks that anyone with information on Mr. Urtiz' whereabouts immediately phone the number shown on the screen.."
"What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?. Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me."
"The radar gun does not lie. Five mph faster than Kenny Rogers."
"Some days I just feel like there's a target on the side of my car. Oh, wait....."
"Come on guys, just 499 laps more. And somebody keep an eye out behind us."
"You think I'm joking, just watch me. Jason Bay overthrows the cutoff man one more time and I'm outta here."
"Although forced to tee off from inside a specially constructed pit at each hole, Woods remained in contention through the final round. Said Vinjay Singh 'Next week a deeper pit.'"
"Honey, take off the helmet and come down to dinner. It's only April. They'll call, they always do."
"It was only then he realized something had gone horribly, horribly wrong."
"Last time we let Roseanne Barr sing 'Oh, Canada."
Great captions Duds. Sometimes sports humor practically writes itself.
A college team (might've been Notre Dame) was scheduled to first play against USC and then the US Naval Academy. Sign at the USC game read, "Burst the Trojans, Bring On the Seamen!"
Yeemum-Favre is probably reading this. I suspect he reads most everything about Brett Favre. Seriously, though, great quarterback and if he still wants to play I hope he does.
