Bread and Circuses
by: Dudski
NASCAR Know Nothing Report-The Daytona 500
Feb 17, 2008 | 6:43PM | report this

An uninformed view on NASCAR from a casual fan who has spent the past two years trying to figure out what a "lucky dog" is.

I know the Daytona 500 is NASCAR’s Super Bowl but did the pre-race festivities have to go on as long as the run up to the XLII? When Michael McDonald sang the line in ‘Takin’ It To The Streets’ “I was raised here in this living hell.” I thought he was talking about the pre-game entertainment.

For entertainers there are three stages. Life, death, and the career near death experience of performing at sporting events. Message to Chubby Checker, McDonald, and Brooks & Dunn. It’s over.

I’m cursed. Every year I do FOX NASCAR Fantasy Racing and every year stuff like this happens. Today I had Jeff Gordon, Kyle Busch, Jeff Burton, and Clint Bowyer. I ask you, what are the odds of Jeff Gordon finishing 39th?

Kyle Busch had the best ride of anyone in the field but couldn’t get there at the end. Bowyer had good moments and bad luck, and Burton pulled the biggest vanishing act since Harry Houdini after taking the lead near the end.

I have a degree in economics (I thought women were into economists. Who knew?) and they taught us about spurious correlation. That’s where you tie an outcome to an unrelated event. Here is mine. As soon as Jeff Burton took the lead FOX started showing his wife and then he disappeared.

Now this happens with husbands and wives at times, but it shouldn’t be allowed to happen down the stretch at Daytona. Hereafter Mrs. Burton should be sent to the concession stand until he closes the deal.

My favorite driver is Tony Stewart. Compared to the other drivers he’s a Jack Daniels in a shot glass on a bar lined with skim milk in paper cups. One more reason? He finds a way to compete when things aren’t clicking. Today his ride wasn’t there, but he still was in third and looking for ways to win at the end. That’s the definition of a winner.

Why do bad things always happen within 15 feet of Pablo Montoya? Even when he’s not at fault he’s close enough for everyone to think he must have been involved.

It’s just the opposite with Sam Harnisch Jr. He came over from the Indy circuit and had a good, clean ride that kept him competitive without becoming a menace to navigation. He’s one to watch this year.

Casey Mears may be about to have a big season. Ran up around five late in the race before being set back by an accident. If he keeps riding that close to the front good things will happen.

Good start for the FOX announcers. They manage to stay out of the way of the race but step in with concise insights that add to your understanding of the action. How many times do you hear that about sportscasters? And Darrell Waltrip’s comments about passing the point where #3 crashed were well said without being overly sentimental.

NASCAR isn’t perfect, and it’s sure not what the executives running the show hoped it would become. But on a Sunday in February it was sure a welcome sight.

And finally, Jimmie Johnson.
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IowaGirl
Feb 17, 2008
7:23 PM
Dudski - I'd tell you what a lucky dog was but I'm afraid you'll stop watching then! And we can't have that!

onesouthernlion
Feb 17, 2008
7:43 PM
Dudski,

Good post. I agree with you totally on Tony Stewart, Jeff Burton, and Montoya. NASCAR rocks.

OSL

La Monte
Feb 17, 2008
7:50 PM
I thought Stewart moved down to block kyle busch and got what he had coming. he could have stayed where he was and either won the race or let his teammate win it. instead he totally screwed himself and teammate. he should be ashamed.

klvalus
Feb 17, 2008
8:19 PM
Dudski - your doing pretty well with your assessment of nascar for being a rookie fan! :) I had Jeffy G for my fantasy team too...oh well!

photogr
Feb 17, 2008
8:19 PM
Dudski:

A lucky dog is a dog that ran across the track and lived to tell about it. Seroiusly. We don't need lucky dogs in a race.

Over all this was a safer race than in the past. Plenty of lead changes and quite a bit of who is going to win in the last few laps as well as bone head calls by a certain crew chief of Dale Jr.s.

The middle of the race was a bit of a sleeper so NASCAR has to shorten up the super speeway 500 milers to keep people awake the whole race though.

I think this race was exciting the first 50 laps and the last 50 laps.

countryjag
Feb 17, 2008
8:20 PM
LaMonte....TRUTH. Tony just had to block Kyle. If he had stayed where he was---outside line---it would have been him and Kyle side by side for the lead. Nice move Tony.

fishwanda
Feb 17, 2008
10:35 PM
Tony thought he'd get his team mates support. How silly...
Lucky Dog is the one that is the first driver that is a lap down during a wreck or caution. He gets back in the lead lap at the back of pack. ....I think!

ulta03
Feb 18, 2008
2:29 AM
I agree on the fox team is very good. When the 4 letter network takes over i'll have to tvo the races so I don't have to listen to the broadcast.I'll just fast forward through the races. We'll be rides our harleys on a regular basis by that time.

Dudski
Feb 18, 2008
4:55 AM
Jag, Fish, LaMonte-I wondered about Stewart's move too, but when they had the in-car audio Stewart kept talking about how he would have to stay low. Of course, that was a long time before the finish.

Fish-Thanks for the explanation.

Dudski
Feb 18, 2008
4:57 AM
Klvaus-Gordon 39th is just hard to imagine, especially at a track he has run well at. That team usually has all the mechanical stuff under control. Wonder if it is a bad sign.

Dudski
Feb 18, 2008
4:59 AM
IowaGirl-I think I have it now. But they didn't talk about it yesterday, or maybe I just didn't hear it. I'll keep watching. Fortunately, you can watch NASCAR without really understanding it and it still makes sense.

Dudski
Feb 18, 2008
5:00 AM
OneSouthernLion-What happened to Burton anyway? My theory, from listening to his interviews, is he's too nice. He needs to stick his nose in a bit more and get it done.

Dudski
Feb 18, 2008
5:01 AM
Photogr-The middle was kind of bland. The end was interesting, but all those cautious kept a good race from being a great race.

jmoriello
Feb 18, 2008
6:51 AM
I resisted the last-minute urge to throw Bowyer into my lineup. THat's the good news. The bad news is that I was going to put him in the lineup in place of Jimmie (27th place) Johnson. Oh, well.

I don't watch the telecasts as much as I listen to them since my TV is behind me when I'm sitting at my computer. The FOX announcers are very easy on the ears . . . good mix of analysis, laid-back talk and (when the conditions call for up) some gold-ol' boy whoopin' it up.

HoosierRacer13
Feb 18, 2008
6:53 AM
photogr - I prefer the Lucky Dog rule to the old and much more dangerous practice of racing back to the caution but think it could be tweaked a little.

Here are some interesting stats on the Lucky Dog since it was introduced in September of 2003 at Dover. Kyle Petty has the most by a large margin (48). Only 7 races have been won by someone who received the Lucky Dog. That's out of somewhere around 150 races. Ryan Newman has done it twice. Others who have received the Lucky Dog and won once are Mark Martin, Jeff Gordon, Kyle and Kurt, and Kasey Kahne. By the way, Kyle has the record for most Lucky Dogs in one race with 5.

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