Bread and Circuses
by: Dudski
Why?
Dec 30, 2007 | 7:10PM | report this
Why couldn't the curse of Jessica Simpson have fallen on Tom Brady instead of Tony Romo?

Why does a jump shot a forty-five year old banker could make on his lunch break count as three points in the NCAA, while a shot you make with two six eleven guys beating you senseless in the paint counts two?

Why, if quitters never win and winners never quit, has Roger Clemens done so well financially by retiring over and over again?

Why has no one cast Coach K in the role of Scrooge in any of the remakes of a Christmas carol?

Why was Barry Bonds not satisfied with just being the greatest hitter since Ted Williams?

Why do I miss #### Vitale when I complain so much about him when he works?

Why has everyone forgotten Cory Lidle so quickly?

Why doesn't NASCAR add weight to cars driven by guys who shop in the juniors department at J.C. Penny?

Why do you assume I meant Jeff Gordon?

Why do the Dodgers think Joe Torre will make a difference when his record as a National League manager is 109 games under .500?

Why do teams bring their best relievers in just for the ninth inning with no men on base when games are more often decided with men on base in the seventh?

Why does LeBron James remind me so much of George McGinnis standing still and Michael Jordan when he's moving?

Why do people still buy season tickets for the Pittsburgh Pirates?

Why are there more serious injuries now that the NHL has stricter rules against fighting?

Why does baseball take such a beating on steroids when football is much more likely to have serious problems with HGH?

Why does a college football game take three and a half hours to play?

Why doesn't anybody wonder how college athletes pay for the late model SUV's they are usually driving when the police find the gun under the seat and marijuana in the ashtray?

Why don't we just get the DH in both leagues or do away with it?

Why is Goose Gossage headed for the Hall of Fame and Lee Smith isn't?

Why won't someone buy the Florida Marlins and move them to North Carolina? (Please)

Why didn't whatever Stephon Marbury had in high school and college translate to the NBA?

Why do NFL cheerleaders look like the results of a really successful job of cloning?

Why can a college coach walk out in the middle of a contract and a college player has to wait a year before playing if they transfer?

Why is women's soccer more interesting than men's?

Why are there so many bad teams in the NFL this season?

Why do we blog?


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HalfBaked
Dec 30, 2007
8:32 PM
All excellent questions; unfortunately I only have the answer to one: I blog because the people around me got tired of listening to me talk to myself....

Dwindy1
Dec 30, 2007
8:48 PM
Good questions on all counts... It's all a conundrum AKA human nature.

Why is one a Dudski, another HalfBaked and yet another Dwindy1? Seek out Athena, the answer is on her lips! Overdramatic? Okay... never mind...

ian2813
Dec 30, 2007
10:58 PM
I'm with you on the first question. I'm not a Cowboys fan, but anything that could potentially hurt the Patriots is fine by me.

I think we've forgotten Cory Lidle because he was a journeyman most of us felt no real connection with. It's sad when any player dies, but it hits home more when it's someone we're familiar with.

I think Goose Gossage is more likely to make the Hall because he spent the majority of his career in the era where closers worked several innings and not just one. Lee Smith started out that way but in the second half of his career he was mainly a one-inning guy.

I blog because I need an outlet for my opinions on sports. I also enjoy the community here.

DarkFirebird712
Dec 31, 2007
7:37 AM
I blog because I can, Dudski.

alsports101
Dec 31, 2007
10:49 AM
Jessica is to short for Brady. He likes them tall and skinny. I guess her chest is also to large (according to her father)

GOTTAGO
Dec 31, 2007
3:16 PM
nice post some valid points made i blog to keep the voices in my head at bay

GOTTAGO
Dec 31, 2007
3:16 PM
nice post some valid points made i blog to keep the voices in my head at bay

GOTTAGO
Dec 31, 2007
3:16 PM
nice post some valid points made i blog to keep the voices in my head at bay

GOTTAGO
Dec 31, 2007
3:18 PM
wow dont know how that happend you might want to delete a couple the whoops monster strikes again.

bosox61
Dec 31, 2007
4:09 PM
OK Dudski - On the Coack K question, he is in line right behind Bobby Knight.

On the womens soccer question. Its for the same reason I watch womens golf rather than men's unless Tiger is playing. (gee, it never used to be that way.)

And on the Pirate question, probably for the same reason I buy Devil Rays season tickets.

gcoach
Dec 31, 2007
4:11 PM
cloning? Hmmm. Shoots my theory all to hell! How's it going, Dudski?

ricko
Dec 31, 2007
4:59 PM
You mentioned the one and only reason I watch very little college basketball anymore; their three-point line is a joke. Well, along with the fact that it's hard to identify with the players nowadays because the best ones always leave school early, and we'll never see teams like Indiana, '75 & '76, North Carolina, 82 & 83, etc.

Last edited by ricko on December 31st at 5:01 PM.

dashman68
Dec 31, 2007
5:05 PM
Why do NFL cheerleaders look like the results of a really successful job of cloning?

We're just lucky, I guess.

Why are there more serious injuries now that the NHL has stricter rules against fighting?

If you're gonna get suspended anyway, better get your money's worth.

edhardiman
Dec 31, 2007
5:52 PM
Why do they put braille buttons on bank drive thru teller machines?

blue@orange
Jan 1, 2008
5:37 AM
I BLOG SO I CAN QUESTION THE QUESTIONS I HAVE NO ANSWERS FOR.

I THOUGHT I JUST SAW MATT KENSETH AT PENNYS. NOPE IT WAS GREG BIFFLE

blue@orange
Jan 1, 2008
6:13 AM
I BLOG SO I CAN QUESTION THE QUESTIONS I HAVE NO ANSWERS TO

WHY DOESNT JESSICA SIMPSON FALL FOR ME?

Last edited by blue@orange on January 1st at 6:16 AM.

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