Are the Rangers just playing games with Milton Bradley?
Would you show up for a morning shoot around with Jamal Tinsley?
If you missed seeing the Heisman awards, can you replay it on your Tebow?
Would NASCAR ever allow a car number 3.1466666666, or is it just a pie in the sky dream?
Is the reason Oakland didn't make the Super Bowl last year that the Rolling Stones would gather for no Moss?
Who cashed in John Madden's frequent flyer miles?
Was Michael Vick dogging it during his last season in Atlanta?
What will the Giants buy now that they cashed in their Bonds?
What is the difference between an odd man rush and an odd man in a rush?
If you went to a race yesterday and saw the Car of Tomorrow, and if you went to another race today, would you see the Car of the Day After Tomorrow?
Why weren't throw back jerseys cool the first time around?
If Ohio State lost to Illinois and Illinois lost to Iowa and Iowa lost to Western Michigan and Western Michigan lost to North Dakota State and North Dakota State lost to South Dakota State and South Dakota State lost to Georgia Southern and Georgia Southern lost to Elon, then why isn't Elon playing LSU for the National title?
If Les Miles bleeds Michigan blue, will he still be able to get a transfusion in Ann Arbor?
When is it fair to foul?
Why is stealing rewarded in sports?
How far down the line of succession in England is Count Chocula, and will Captain Crunch ever receive a promotion?
The motto from the Rangers is:
Bring us your tired arms, your poor decisions and your bi-polar Padres. That stinks. Milton, sorry, don't want your temper around the kiddies.
Worse yet, Ohio State lost to Illinois which lost to Iowa which lost to Iowa State which lost to Nebraska which lost to USC which lost to Stanford which lost to NOTRE DAME. So Notre Dame should be playing LSU instead... ;-)
...Navy lost to Ball State, who lost to Central Michigan, who lost to Eastern Michigan, who lost to Bowling Green, who lost to Michigan State, who lost to Northwestern, who lost to Duke! Therefore, it should be Duke playing LSU!
LSU lost to Kentucky who lost to Mississippi State who lost to West Virginia who lost to Pittsburgh who lost to Navy (then see above comment by Shadowbird) or ...
who lost to Delaware who lost to New Hampshire who lost to James Madison who lost to Appalachian State. Finally, justification for Michigan losing! The Mountaineers got jobbed out of the BCS title game.
