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Does anybody want to win on the road? Solutions to fix the problem!
May 15, 2008 | 12:58PM | report this

At the beginning of every NBA season, you hear commentators say "This team needs home court advantage to win in the playoffs. That refrain is heard all through the season. And usually, those guys are right. However, what's going on in round 2 of the playoffs makes me wonder if homecourt is the only way teams can win in this round.

Including last night's games, the home team is an incredible 19-1 in round 2. Only the Pistons in game 4 of their series with Orlando, and the final score was 90-89! The Celtics, the team with the best regular season record, are winless in five road playoff games (by the way, the last team to make the Finals without a road victory in the playoffs was the 1963 Lakers, and they only played one playoff series to get there). How has homecourt suddenly become unstoppable?

With that in mind, here are some possible solutions to allow the road team a chance to win at least once in the games coming up:

Have Robert Horry hipcheck someone (Chris Paul) into the boards, forcing a benched David West and Tyson Chandler to get off the bench, leading to their one-game suspension for game 7 in New Orleans: Hey, it worked against Phoenix, didn't it?

Have Joe Crawford re####ame with Tim Duncan, then allow them to really fight: Crawford would give the stoic Duncan a war, but the smart money is on Duncan.

Have DeDoNothing Stevenson badmouth one of the road teams' best players and call them overrated before the game: It made LeBron want to knock out the Wizards, and I found a way to keep my nickname in the news.

Warn the Hornets, Lakers and Celtics the 'consequences' of another Spurs-Pistons Finals matchup: That thought, in Stern's mind, is scarier than the 'Saw' series! He'll threaten the Lakers with a Kobe trade if they fail to make it!

Tell the remaining teams if they fail to win on the road, some of the players will be traded to the Knicks!: A fate worse than death, perhaps? They'll play their butts off to win then!

Have Tony Romo sing for the home team before their game: They'll be so frazzled, they won't be able to concentrate and stop the opponent!

Take the home team to watch 'Speed Racer' before the game: See above.

If they fail to win, the road team's players must watch all of Shaq's movies... without a break!: See the Knicks above.

Yeah, this may be sarcastic, but what's preventing these teams from winning A ROAD GAME? I'm not saying that every win should be on the road, but a figure closer to round 1's figure (7 of 10 wins by the home team) would do. What makes these games so hard to watch is that, for the most part, they are blowouts, and blowouts don't interest the casual fans and make diehards fall asleep, too.

So, what's your take? Does this homecourt dominance take away from the excitement of the playoffs? And what would you suggest to fix it? Let me know! Until then, may everyone run should Romo sing in front of a theater showing 'Speed Racer'!

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DownsA529
May 15, 2008
1:01 PM
To clear up the BLEEP, I said let Crawford referee a game with Duncan. I shortned it, and the BLEEP machine was on. Sorry.

NiqueDodson
May 15, 2008
1:31 PM
LOL Great blog as usual.

quikdrummer
May 15, 2008
1:33 PM
the BLEEP filter is way way way too strict.

Spurcse
May 15, 2008
1:50 PM
The Robert Horry hipcheck might work if the Spurs were still playing the Suns. But on one else is dumb enough to do that. LOL

rampantfanatic
May 15, 2008
2:41 PM
DownsA529
Since the Horry hip check isn't going to work. Some buddies and I have decided to hire some hookers to spend time with Chris Paul and David West before tonight's game. Well I'm hoping that they'll turn up. But knowing them they'll probably turn a few tricks along Riverwalk in San Antonio.



It was either that or have Jaleel White aka Steve Urkel interview the team for a whole three hours.

love-white

UCLA's Kevin Love and White bonding ....


rampant' aka tophatal

Last edited by rampantfanatic on May 15th at 2:42 PM.

Hoffman
May 15, 2008
3:46 PM
Losing on the road is understandable for inexperienced teams but the Hornets are the only team left that can be considered as such.

J-DIZZLE
May 15, 2008
5:24 PM
The Lakers and Pistons have the best road records of the remaining playoff teams.

Hmmm... I wonder if this means they will both advance to the NBA Finals.

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