Maria Sharapova (#1 seed) grabbed Sarah Burke (#8 seed) by the
shoulders and shook her until her top came off, taking 54.4% of the
vote.
Lokelani McMichael (#4 seed) spooned Jennie Finch (#5 seed) into submission, taking 73.9% of the vote.
Allison Stokke (#6 seed) topped Amanda Beard (#3 seed) in a chicken fight, taking 72.4% of the vote.
Ana Ivanovic (#2 seed) used her boobs to smother Heather Mitts (#10 seed), taking 67.9% of the vote.
And that means we're down to the Final Four. Once again, if you'd like
further perspective on any of the combatants, then go back to the opening round and click on each "Additional Evidence" link. Onward ...
#1 Seed: Maria Sharapova, Tennis
vs. #4 Seed: Lokelani McMichael, Triathlon
Our thoughts on this match-up: This may be the toughest call of the tournament.
#6 Seed: Allison Stokke, Pole Vault
vs. #2 Seed: Ana Ivanovic, Tennis
Our thoughts on this match-up: Easy decision for us.
To get the voting started, we'll give you the official $8 Beers selections:
#1 vs. #4 - This is the definition of a "win-win" situation. We'll go with Lokelani in a close one.
#6 vs. #2 - We've never been that high on Ana. Allison it is.
Now it's your turn. Vote on each match-up
in the comments section, and next week--same Lothario time, same
Lothario channel--we'll roll out the final match-up. Now pull those levers!
(That doesn't mean what you think it means.)
Hey Dayn. Haven't voted on this before, does that disqualify me?
If not, Sharapova > McMichael, Stokke > Ivanovic.
I was just reading your article on the MLB awards... rough stuff in the comments. I was wondering if you actually read any of them (there's currently 11 pages of comments). If you haven't, just save your time. :)
#1 v. #4 - #4 Lokelani. Not even a close call.
#6 v. #2 - #6 Allison. Again, not even a close call. She is so incredibely HOT! She should be given the crown, and keys to my house immediately!
1 vs. 4 - Holy hell, Dayn. Did you get Sharapova's picture from the Faces of Meth website? Lokelani all the way.
The Dude: ####' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the #### up, Donny.
Great article on the MLB awards, very lucid and well thought out. When was the last time a catcher was voted MVP of their league? I'm thinkin' it must've been Piazza... Anyway, I digress.
1vs4 - Maria (hawaiians eat poi)
6vs2 - Ana (altho Mick44shv brings up a very good point)
Yeah, I've read the comments. When people are that ticked off, I just get a kick out of it. I'm amused at how many people think pointing out that I have a "y" in my first name is a novel way to insult me. Good times ...
Skinny-
Off the top of my head, I'd say Pudge. Piazza never won an MVP, which is one of the biggest jokes going.
Oh yeah, that's right. poor yahtzee, that was highway robbery. At least he'll more than likely be a HoF'er, especially since he kept himself away from the whole steroid show.
Maria Sharapova vs. Lokelani McMichael: NO BRAINER here--Lokelani! She's INCREDIBLY hot. Sharapova is OVERRATED. She's attractive, but not all that.
Allison Stokke vs. Ana Ivanovic: this is a toss up. Both are hot to trot, and both are brunette (my weakness). I'll reluctantly go with Allison over Ana, but both appeal to me in different ways.
Last edited by jon_464 on November 21st at 10:13 PM.
sharapova in a squeaker(terrible pic though)additional evidence once again prevailed. its good to be thorough. stokke in a landslide. she is scary hot!
#1 vs #4 - Lokelani (close but Lokelani seems like less of a princess)
#6 vds #2 - Allsion (hot hot hot without even trying - if she looks that hot at a track meet, imagine what she'd look like if she was trying.)
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