Insanity from my side of the asylum.
by: Dank1
Whoops! They did it again.
Nov 16, 2007 | 5:49AM | report this

Unconfirmed reports have suggested that due to the ever increasing energy prices, and the current political trends by business' to BE GREEN, Fox Sports has been struggling to discover new ways to improve on it's green record while saving significant bucks on energy costs.

An imaginative young system administrator at Fox has come up with a way to combine the traffic generated by hyper-addicted sports fanatics into a heating and cooling money savings bonanza.Honest, this is a real product. Click here to see more...

By hooking a USB driven fan to the mainframes, this young admin has been able to reduce the amount of energy used to heat and cool the control rooms. To further reduce the need for external heating and cooling this fan has been set to increment much as a page counter. With each visit to a Fox Sports web site, the USB fan engages thus reducing the over-all consumption of or reliance on external heating and cooling. The results have been a significant savings to Fox Sports.

It seems there is currently a delay from the time the page "hit" is registered and the fans engage, thus allowing the system to heat up. The result of these delays are the classic whoops! pages we have all been seeing. It is rumored that as versions 2 and 3 of the software are written, the Whoops! notifications will be seen less and less.

Until then, Whoop it up bloggers! :o)

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Dank1
Nov 16, 2007
5:53 AM
I'm glad this is just a temp thing lol

Dwindy1
Nov 16, 2007
6:04 AM
A significant side benefit, with winter coming on, is the heat put off by the bloggers who use the Fox Sports site whenever the WHOOPS window appears. This has been found to warm a fair portion of their home, allowing home heating units to be set as much as three to five degrees cooler...

Dank1
Nov 16, 2007
6:20 AM
Good call Dwindy. I actually went to the link of the fan and special ordered a USB space heater...

I live up north. frustration alone can't keep my house warm, I've been married too long...

Last edited by Dank1 on November 16th at 6:57 AM.

HotfootLori
Nov 16, 2007
7:11 AM
WHOOPS there it is... (ok, yeah, that was lame)

Man this really has been frustrating!

Happy Friday and Happy Thanksgiving to all.

Dank1
Nov 16, 2007
7:16 AM
hehe nice lori. You keep dancin' girl lol

kellyscott
Nov 16, 2007
4:19 PM
i know i feel like im in trouble, looking for the dunce cap!!!!

kellyscott
Nov 16, 2007
4:20 PM
or i just got moofed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kellyscott
Nov 16, 2007
4:20 PM
or i just got moofed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dank1
Nov 16, 2007
4:32 PM
kelly lol you nut

degraff
Nov 17, 2007
3:08 PM
Has there been a problem? Very funny Dank1, this is about as frustrating as it gets with a web site.

slshusker
Nov 17, 2007
3:40 PM
I sent Admin dude some price quotes for Dell Blade servers. Whoops has been avoided yesterday and today.

edclinch
Nov 17, 2007
4:53 PM
Ingenious. It's about time.

Dusty_Outlaw
Nov 18, 2007
4:09 AM
As someone who has been banned many times for critizing Fox sports just let me quote from my favorite parapharased line in my profile,

WHY WHY WHY DELIAH, MY MY MY DELIAH
SO BEFORE YOU SAY WHOOPS ONE MORE
WHY DON'T YOU BAN THE FOOL THAT CAN'T WORK
OUT THIS TEMPORARY DELAY

MY MY MY DELIAH, WHY WHY WHY DELIAH
YOU KEEP BANNING ME BUT I CANNOT SEE
WHY YOU DON'T BAN THE WHOOPS GUY
WHEN YOU PAY HIM BUT GET ME FOR FREE

Last edited by Dusty_Outlaw on November 18th at 4:10 AM.

Dank1
Nov 18, 2007
5:01 AM
I'm not really being critical, I am just offering an amusing explaination of what may be happening. I think all of us enjoy having a place to hang out and do our thing. I have also noticed that the whoops have been much better the last couple days.

BigDaddySS
Nov 18, 2007
5:36 AM
I can't believe that no one has made a bad Brittany Spears "Whoops I Did it Again" pun.

I mean, I saw the blog title...but there was no crazyfatstonedbald Brit joke.

Maybe that's a good thing?

Last edited by BigDaddySS on November 18th at 5:38 AM.

Dank1
Nov 18, 2007
8:11 AM
I liked the "whoops there it is.." comment. I figured folks would have a blast jokin around... guess they got nervous. lol

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