Erma, you kill me. You must have picture of one of the Fox webmasters having sex with a goat or some woodland critter. It's the only logical explanation for your most recent (or any) pee-rant getting BOTD.

I just skimmed your most recent whine and cheese party (veiled as  critique of the BCS ranking system). Once again, you tried to deliver sports content and failed like Billy Martin claiming he would prove Mike Vick's innocence.

Sure you did a wonderous job of complaining, no doubt because your USC Condoms weren't at the top of the BCS Dogpile. But even my Siberian Huskies can bark when they hear noises they don't like. Yet Fox never gives them BOTD for their vituperitous nature.

Yet, the rant wasn't enough. You had to add the mere implication of an NFL style playoff tournament as an alternative solution. That's proof positive of your absence of sports knowledge and critical ineptitude. Have you counted the number of D1 College Football teams, Erma? Sure, anything's possible, but how effective would a "Denslow Cup" long playoff format be in determining a real College Football Champion? Aside from the logistical improbability, what is the likelihood that the best team could "win out" over an egregioulsy extended playoff series? It's about as likely as you're being able to defend your "Doug Williams was a scab, blunder, or your Mike Vick will walk, embarassment.

Now you'll scramble to tell us how you didn't say that the NFL format was a "real" solution; just that the BCS was making it look better by comparison. And that assertion would be true. There's only one problem with that approach, it leaves your diatribe glaringly absent one little piece; a solution.

And that's what makes it less a BOTD and more a 3rd grade essay.

Look, Fox will hand you BOTD one out of every 2-3 days by rote. In the words of the soon to be great Mike Tomlin,  "they do what they do". So why not leave the writing to the writers and do what you best; pirate and parrot puff pieces. Please.