1.  The Cubs should tank and/or blow it wildly, letting the Brewers run away with it all.

2.  Barry Bonds should hit 756, just to save our fingernails, our patience, and our sanity.

3.  Pedro Martinez should not be called up to the major leagues until September 2nd, as to be ineligible to pitch in the playoffs.

4.  All ESPN/FOXSports execs who think that the world HAS to watch BOS/NYY whenever they are on should be shot.

5.  The Royals should go on a 15 game winning streak, yet fall 2 games under .500, just for kicks and giggles.

6.  The Boston Red Sox should put David Ortiz on waivers for 24 hours, and see the Bronx Bombers pay him $250 million for 8 years.

7.  Ichiro, Jose Reyes, and Vlad should all go to one team, and then hit 1, 2, 3.  And then A-Rod 4th.

8.  Dayn Perry should wear a wig.  Or at least a toupee.

9.  Ben Sheets, and/or Chris Capuano, and/or Jeff Suppan, and/or Yovani Gallardo, and/or Claudio Vargas, and/or Dave Bush should throw a no-hitter/perfect game.

10.  Prince Fielder should hit 4 HRs in one game, one being a grand slam, one being a 3-run home run, one being a 2-run home run, and one being a solo shot.

11.  The Dodgers and Giants should have an all-out brawl, suspending all active players and coaches for a week with no appeals allowed.

12.  The same thing should happen to the Cubs and Cardinals.

13.  The same thing should happen to the Red Sox and Yankees.

14.  Another ball will hit a speaker in the Metrodome, giving David Ortiz an inside-the-parker.

15.  The Brewers should have the best record in the NL.