Welcome to "THE List". Today, I feature "10 Ways Bobby Cox Should Celebrate His All-Time Ejection Record."
1. He should throw the rosin bag like a hand grenade a home plate, but actually put a grenade in before the game.
2. He should go up to the PA guy's booth and personally thank the home plate ump.
3. He should punch the gatorade cooler like he's boxing.
4. He should 'steal' 2nd base.
5. If he's shifty and quick enough, he should 'take' 3rd, too.
6. He should break out his cell phone and call Bud Selig, requesting a big ceremony in Cooperstown.
7. He should break out his cell phone and call Barry Bonds, mocking him that he got to his record first. (Defunct only if 756 is reached.)
8. He should break out a can of spray paint and mark the point on the ground where he was ejected.
9. He should sign it, too.
10. He COULD take it like a normal person, but where's the fun in that?
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