THE Rundown, Presented by Klements©:
I'm sorry that I wasn't good enough for you.
Liar, Liar.
When ESPN screws up, no one wins.  Unless you aren't suscribed to ESPN Insider.
AL vs. AL, Miller Park Style.
HR: Hey, Really?
The longest 2 freaking months in sports.
My 2 "sense".

Sorry for my delayed absence from FOXBlogs (Though the fact that I can't remember the last time Rev wasn't BOTD is a good reason why).  Sorry, Buffalo, for not returning your witty comments against my beliefs.  And sorry, to everone who thought I was actually going to be right; I tend to screw up a lot.  And I really don't need comments emphasizing that more.
As I look on my many promises I made last month, they were all ruined.  The Major League Top Teams would be way too time consuming, I forgot about the Forty-Eight, so all remaining contestants share the title, and the fact that I'm about a week and a half late on the Brewers is disappointing.  Sorry.

For all those in ESPN Fantasy Baseball, a win/lose-lose situation happened.  Apparently (Something happened, but I never noticed it.), ESPN had some problems with the Fantasy Baseball stuff, and things got #### up.  Ok...?  So, because ESPN has to go all or freaking nothing, every transaction (And I have like 6 between 3 teams) is being nullified, every roster (bench->active) move, and whatever else happened since Opening Day is nullified.  Apparently, this is all they could do to fix it.  Oh, and all the scores are being changed retroactive to that Opening Day Roster. So, if half your starters were on the DL or didn't play half those days, too bad.  Your Week 1 record just got ####.  However, they ARE giving us Free Fantasy Baseball INsider for the rest of the season, so, yeah. 

Hey, when you get snowed out and your players are making snow angels in center field, come to your new home away from home, Miller Park!!!  Cleveland, having a foot and a half of snow in their stadium, and 4 games with the Mariners being postponed (Till ???) (Also, wouldn't they have thought about this on day 2?  Retards.), they decided to move the LA Angels of Anaheim... series to MP.  Cleveland won, and their mascot got to ride the slide (I envy him).  Oh,  the first weekday Sausage Race between 2 AL Teams and either/or the First Sausage Race between 2 AL Teams in almost a deacade had America's Sausage, the Grand Ole Chorizo won.  YAY!!!

Quick Note: As of Sunday's game (For the Brewers), 10 of our 31 runs came with the HR.  Also, through Monday's game, we have homered in every game.  Also through Monday's game, Geoff  Jenkins has homered in 3 straight games.  And we're only 3-4.  I'm not surprised.

The NHL Playoffs (Go Sabres...?) are starting, so their goes ESPNews for the next 2 months.  And, soon the NBA Playoffs (Go Suns...?) will start, so there goes SportsCenter.  Great.

My 2 "Sense" for the day are that the NL Central is yet again the Division to beat in the NL, because the Braves can't win it all, the Mets may not get to the NLCS, The West is confusing, and the winner of the Central will be primed through the Dogfighting teams will be primed to take on anyone, as long as it isn't San Fransisco (I don't know why.)  And, I believe that if you, being the commish of perhaps that best run pro sports league in the world, decide that everyone deserves to be blamed for one's actions, then take some pills, sit down with your the####, and give everyone free NFL Network, no matter how much Time Warner Cable will hate it, because you just made one of the stupidest decisions (I'm going to get something for that) ever, right next not getting the NFL Network on Time Warner Cable (God, I hate that.)

Thank you for tuning into THE Rundown.  I'm Cho Rizo, and I wish you all a happy Bucks game.