OK....I admit it.....I hate the talking heads on ESPN's NFL Coverage except for Clayton, Jaws, Carter and Berman....the rest of them I think are horrible and the King of the Really Homer Idiots is Tom Jackson.

Tom Jackson, Jackson--#### take your pick, must have nude photos of someone which he has used to keep his job....why else would the so-callled self appointed "World Wide Leader in Sports" pay this hump?  In the past 5 years you could make a lot of coin by betting against his picks....yesterday he went out of his mind with the foollowing two predictions....

Tom #### Said that Jay Cutler Is or Will Be The Best Passer In The NFL....I have to paraphrase because I could not get to the TIVO remote fast enough because I was buckled over laughing....What a ####......To make his point clearer Chris Carter asked "Better than Tom Brady?" and the  moronic Jackson said "Better than Tom Brady" he then mumbled something about Cutler's accuracy.....but by then I was really fearful of passing out from laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.....

Jay Cutler?  Jay Cutler?  Are you kidding you homer jerk off?  If Mike Shanahan ever stopped short I'd bet you that Jackson would pop right out of the guy's nose....he's so far up the Denver Bronco's #### he can actually see right out the stallion's nose....Jackson has predicted them to win it all, yesterday he said that they cannot stop the run but that they are such a high pewered passing offense that it wouldn't matter in the long run...and that they would get the running game figured out....of course Jackson is the kiss of death because Denver went out and showed why they are NOT a contender just yet....losing a game to Damon Huard's Chiefs.....yes Denver could not stop the run (LJ had 198) yes they could not run the ball (Selvin Young 49 yards)  and Yes Jay Cutler "the Best Passer In The NFL threw 2 picks against 1 touch.....Hey Tommy, you dunce, maybe we should go to Jay Cutler's history to see where you find the balls to come up with such a pathetic rant....besides the fact that you are a Pom Pom girl for the Broncos I mean.....

his '06 passer rating was a whopping 88.5, in 07 he managed to lower that to 88.1 and this year, his apparent breakout year when all will proclaim him the "GREATEST PASSER IN THE NFL" his rating has ballooned to a 98.6....wow....I mean when would it be tooo early to start erecting the shrine?  Has Canton been told to get TWO stalls ready?  I'll bet the rest of the league just pencils Denver in as a loss....I'll bet that most coaches won't even play their starters agaiinst Denver huh Tommy?  Why get them or their feelings hurt.....I mean this is THE Jay Cutler.....

Here's who is better today....

• Peyton Manning...no question about it
• Tom Brady....last year's numbers alone will be as good as Cutler's career
• Brett Favre....I mean you do get this right Tommy?
• Tony Romo
• Donovan McNabb
• Drew Brees
• Ben Roethlisberger
• Eli Manning

I also think a strong argument could be made for Rivers, Palmer, Delhomme and Garard but that is at least an arguable point.....

The "GREATEST PASSER IN THE NFL"  and you know what Tommy?  You are without question the weakest commentator on a very weak panel of commentators....if you took Berman off of the panel the IQ numbers may go into a negative factor....Yes Denver has a paddy cake schedule as they do get to play KC and Oakland for 4 games and as long as Norv Turner is coaching San Diego the first game there should almost always be a win...so Denver will be there especially in an AFC where New England won't be a factor and Indy in misfiring...but if Indy wakes up...or Matt Cassell can manage Belichek's offense, Denver will NOT be a factor because they cannot stop the run, they cannot run the ball and they have a talented but still very young QB who is 2 years away from being ready for the big time.....Things to worry about?  How's this?  Dre Bly is not Champ Bailey and teams know that....Damon Huard threw for 160 on 21 of 28 passing and MOST of it was right at Mr. Bly.....be careful Denver....if you cannot pass defend this year could go down the hopper quick because lord knows you have no clue against the run.....

The Other Astounding Comment Uttered by that Dope TOM "####" JACKSON was...."the Dallas Cowboys have the best offense in the history of the NFL"....when Chris Carter asked him to stop "trippin" Jackson said something about their 13 pro bowlers.....

Of course Dallas went promptly out and lost to Washington and then their star receiver had yet another post game short circuit on a day when the NFL announced that the "Fearless Leader" Old Beady Eyes was going to have to pay $25G's for not shutting up during HIS post game weekly meltdown in a game that they won.....ahhh I do love Big D...everyting is bigger in Texas...including the idiots.....

I understand that a lot of intelligent people pick Dallas to win it all this year....those picks were really not valid until Brady went down and Peyton started looking a bit lost.....I mean was it a hallucination or did New England beat Dallas last year in Dallas like a rented mule?  Did New England go 18-1 last year putting up record points, passing and passer rating numbers....did Brady throw for a few touchdowns? Where did Dallas end up?   HUH Tom you Dummy? Listen carefully ####....the Dallas Cowboys will be right there at the end, I suspect that they will rise to the top of a very good NFC East and that they are a decent bet to make it to the game and win the damned thing this year....they are extremely talented on offense and they do have a  very promising running game....but after three weeks?  Why does ESPN pay this guy?????? 

If you are a Dallas fan you have one very big problem today....YOU CANNOT STOP THE BETTER TEAMS FROM SCORING>>>>>>>>>>  The other more obvious problem is you have T.O. who is at the same time the worst kind of a player and the best kind of a player....First things first...last year New England exposed a weakness....Dallas has an average defense...last year they pulled out several games where defense was almost non existent....this year they managed to handle Cleveland which is offense challenged... and the D looked good in beating Green Bay which is a good team....but against Philly and Washington they looked like ####.....YOU WILL NOT WIN A SUPERBOWL WITHOUT BALANCE.....GOT IT?

Then there is the issue of your unstable star receiver....two years ago there was the bizzarro world suicide call from his publicist....last year there was the deeply emotional TO defending the man he loves....Tony Romo.... after yet another unispired Dallas play-off loss...and just last night there he was again lamenting the fact that the offense "stagnates" when he doesn't get the ball...presumably he wants the ball every play....Is he good, no question...is he great NO....a great receiver would shut up and play...he would not make a spectacle of himself everytime the team loses by blaming the coaches for not getting HIM the ball....he is wildly talented, he is grossly overpaid and as he demonstrated in San Fran and Philly he is a cancer....I suspect that things will contiinue down the road because Dallas just has more weapons than most and they will be 13-3 or 12-4 when all is said and done.  This is also compounded by the fact that the owner does not care how he wins....see the Michael Irvin one man crime spree....Parcells....the signing of T.O knowing what he did in Philly and the recent signing of a man who is clearly a criminal.....Jerry is an #### and he could care less about the character of his team....as long as they win....and the beautiful irony here is that it is the character of guys like Pac Man and TO that will keep Dallas from winning it all....I think Ed Werder just reported that one of TO's teammates has indicated that he believes that TO is taking routes off already....yuk yuk...hey T.O, you got any more of that Popcorn you were feasting on before New England kicked your #### last year?

Tom Jackson is always off the mark....his two little rants yesterday were yet another example of how wrong this guy likes to be....I just don't know why anyone would listen...unless he is there to make us think that Berman really is a genius.....hmmmmmm?