The answer…VERY.  Now, I’m a huge Knick fan, but there is no excuse for Antonio Davis jumping into the stands.  The NBA would be making a huge mistake if they don’t suspend and fine this quasi-talented baller.  And I know the Knicks are rallying around Mr. Davis and his wife, but check out some of the statements coming from New York:

“I was worried about Kendra. That's why he went in the stands, he saw her falling back.  That thing that happened in the stands had nothing to do with the two teams. That's a man concerned about his family."

     -Knicks coach Larry Brown

“If you see your family in harm's way, you're going to go protect them. You're the man of the house, and at that point you're thinking like a regular human instead of an athlete."

      -Knicks guard Jamal Crawford

“We're human beings. It's your wife. He had his kids up there. You don't know what people will do. Seems like a no-brainer."

     -Overpaid Knicks forward Maurice Taylor

I just have one question…at what point did the $175 corporate seat area become so dangerous?  The Knicks and Davis are acting like this was a life or death situation.  Ugh.  Spare us…please.  Davis’ wife was not going to be harmed by the investment bankers sitting in the 12^th row, center court.  If anything, the 6’9” Davis is extremely lucky that he didn’t inadvertently knock over a kid or an elderly person during his overzealous attempt at chivalry.  This situation could have gotten ugly fast, and if it did escalate, it may have been the knockout blow for the already wobbly reputation of the NBA.

 Random anti-Yankee hater rant:

At what point does the Alex Rodriguez bashing become tired?  If I read another hack jump on the ARod bashing bandwagon, I swear I’ll puke.  And can they at least get the facts right?  Those who claim ARod collapses when the stakes are high are ill informed and lazy.  They are basing their analysis strictly on the last 4 games of the Red Sox series in 2004 (you know, the one where EVERY Yankee hitter gagged it up, even golden boy and ‘true Yankee’ Derek Jeter) and the hideous ALDS he played last season against the Angels.  Truth is, ARod has performed well in every other postseason series, batting .305 throughout his postseason career (118 at-bats).  He single-handedly scored the winning run during the clinching game of the 2004 ALDS when he doubled, stole third and scored on a wild pitch in the 11^th inning of Game 4 in Minnesota; when he was with the Mariners he wore out the Yankees in a huge ALCS in 2000, batting .409; and during Boston’s disastrous‘Curt Schilling as closer’ stage of this past season ARod hit a game winning bomb off the Boston blowhard in a game that meant a ton to the struggling Yankees. 

Memo to hacks:

If you’re going to mail it in and write another “ARod is Evil” piece, at least get your facts straight.

Until next time...

Well, folks, they’re at it again.  The Yankee haters are out in full force.  I’m not talking about the completely insane Sons of Sam Horn, or the drunks at the Cask ‘n Flagon, I’m talking about journalists…columnists in the national media.  I’m talking about writers like the USA Today’s Ian O’Connor.  Who, in his column, begrudgingly admits that the Yankees made a smart move signing Johnny Damon, but then tries to throw water on the Yankee fan base with this brilliant paragraph.

“Frankly, I would've preferred a 20-something like Aaron Rowand or Juan Pierre. The good news is that Damon never gets hurt. The bad news is that he's overdue to get hurt.”

What?  This is journalism?  I would expect that kind of nonsense out of some of the innumerable Boston-area bloggers on this site, but from a contributing writer of the USA Today?  Horrible.  Let’s attack his paragraph from 2 angles.

O’Connor would have preferred a 20-something like Aaron Rowand or Juan Pierre.

Wow, you don’t say.  I’m thinking the Yankees thought the same thing.  Why do you think they didn’t sign Damon until after both of those players were moved?  Another problem here is that neither was a free agent, and on the trade front the asking price was too high.  The Yankee farm system is decimated, so any package for either of those players would have required Robinson Cano, Chien-Ming Wang, or both.  Yankee GM Brian Cashman (rightly) decided that overpaying with cash for Johnny Damon was much smarter than overpaying with players for Rowand or Pierre.  O’Connor might as well blast the Damon trade because he’d rather have signed Andruw Jones or Torii Hunter.  Was his statement correct?  Yes.  Was it relevant?  Not even close.

O’Connor states Damon has remained injury free, but claims that he’s “overdue” for an injury.

Damon played in more than 92% of the Red Sox games while he was a member of the team, but according to O’Connor, he’s overdue to get hurt.  How did he slip this bunk past his editors?  According to his logic, I’m overdue to win the lottery, Jenna Jamison is overdue to win an Academy Award, and Josh Beckett is overdue to have an injury-free season.  It’s just nonsense.

While the convoluted logic of O’Connor is classic, it’s nothing compared to foxsports.com’s own Kevin Hench.  Hench wastes entirely too many words comparing Damon to the Biblical Samson, hoping that the loss of his hair somehow equals the loss of his skills. 

Sure, that’s rational. 

In the rest of the column Hench lays out the reasons why the Damon signing was bad for the Yankees.  Calling out Damon for his lack of a strong throwing arm, comparing him to Juan Encarnacion, Coco Crisp and Shea Hillenbrand, and describing him as a madman with a penchant for getting into collisions.  But, take a look at this article from the capricious Hench.  Only 6 months earlier he was praising Damon, describing him thusly:

“How are the Red Sox in first place…It starts at the top of the order, where Johnny Damon rides a 25-game hitting streak into the break. Damon is hitting .343 with 65 runs scored and earns himself more dough every time he lashes another line drive in this mother of all option years.”

A few months before the annual Red Sox collapse he describes how Damon, along with four other players, have carried the Red Sox to first place, and how these players have not just been good, but have indeed been “awesome”.

So how does Johnny Damon go from being an awesome, team carrying centerfielder to a spaghetti armed, overrated leadoff hitter with diminishing power (power is a necessity for a quality leadoff hitter since…when?) in less than half a season?  I don’t know, but it may have something to do with the Red Sox #### glasses Hench has been known to wear around town.  According to his bio, Hench is the head writer for the "Too Late with Adam Carolla" show on Comedy Central.  Just a suggestion, Kevin, but maybe Adam’s ratings will increase if the jokes you write for him are as comical as the stuff you write for foxsports.com.

You can file these 2 columns under ‘W’ for “Wishful Thinking”.  The truth is, the Red Sox were dealt a fatal blow by losing their leadoff hitter, centerfielder and golden boy.  Unless the train wreck that is the Red Sox front office can get their #### together and pull off some sort of Festivus miracle, you can also file the Red Sox...under ‘D’, for “D-E-A-D”.

Alright, let’s get this out of the way.  I am NOT writing this blog to get a job as a contributing writer for FoxSports…I’m simply trying to find something to do while at work.  And since this blog is going on FoxSports.com, and I’m getting paid while doing it (albeit not by Fox), I already consider myself a contributing writer.  I don’t really have a chance of winning anyway, considering my screenplay came in last when I submitted it to “Project Greenlight” (Have you seen how bad the WINNERS of that competition are?  You haven’t?  Don’t worry, nobody else has either.), and I plan on repeatedly bashing people that consider poker a sport (I think Poker Superstars is on 18 hours a day on Fox Sports Net).

In the near future I will:

-Tell you why being a Yankee fan is much tougher than you think

-Explain why “Titanic” is the worst movie ever (Winning a ticket in a card game?  Really?)

-Go Christmas shopping and take a nap

-List the reasons why college basketball is infinitely better than pro basketball (Although, the NBA just added Gene Keady’s combover.)

-Reveal the shocking truth about my feelings on soccer (Forget it, I’ll do it now.  The day the US wins the World Cup will be one of the happiest of my jingoistic life…and I hate that damn sport.)

-Kill hours and hours writing something nobody will ever read