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The many comments I have received here have enlightened me to the fact that I have been truly insensitive to the feelings of persons of the #### persuasion all over the globe, by equating soccer with ####ness.

Let me then offer my sincere apology, and a clarification of my view: Nothing about being #### is as disgusting, insidious or evil as soccer. I am sorry for having ever associated you homophiliacs with the perverse "sport" of soccer.

For example, I am sure that most if not all of you, during your displays of love and affection, do not indulge in the act of biting each other, as the following example of a typical soccer foul illustrates:

 

And in the spirit of fair play, none of the #### people I know would ever resort to such a move as that which follows, in an attempt to gain a competetive advantage:

 

In closing, I can't say I've ever seen anything in the Bible that is anti-####...but I'm pretty sure Judas was a soccer fan.