After a two month hiatus AAC is back. Since we are starting over fresh the leader boards are gone and the pics are better than ever. Who will win today? Let's Find out!

LOOK AT THE GREAT JOB MY DENTIST DID! (sorry ultra)

Allright, who's trying to grab my ####? That you Giambi?

That's Alyssa Milano Sitting on Tommy Lasorda's lap. No you can't make this #### up.

I thought it would be cool to see what all the bloggers listen to in their spare time. ( I realize this has nothing to do with sports, but really none of my blogs do). I'll get the ball rolling, here are a few of my favorite albums

Exile on Main St.- The Rolling Stones

Definetly on of my favorite albums. Although when it came out in 1972 it was greeted with so so reviews, it is now considered to be their best work. Mick and Keith are at their best, and vastly underated guitarist Mick Taylor shines as well

Three tracks I'd recommend

Rocks Off, Rip This Joint, Tumbling Dice

Quadrophenia- The Who

A "Rock Opera" by the who, that unfourtunately stands in the shadow of its prequel Tommy. About a Mod child, who is incredibly frustrated about his life, Pete and Roger deliver on this gut busting classic.

Three tracks I'd recommend

The Real Me, The Punk and The Godfather, Love Reign O'er Me

The Battle of Los Angeles- Rage Against The Machine

(I couldn't go all classic rock) Generally know for their politics, RATM's music sometimes got lost in the mix. Even if you don't agree with what they're saying, every song on here is great. Every sound produced on the album is produced by either guirtar, bass, drums , or vocals (which is quite amazing due to the sound effects)

Three songs I'd recommend

Testify, Sleep now in the Fire, Maria or Mic Check (can't decide)

Led Zeppelin II

And we're back to the past. Generally regarded as their 1st or 2nd best album, LZ delivers on 9 songs of bliss. Page's guitar wails, Bonzo's drums crash, and Plant and Jonesy mix it up with vocals and bass.

Three songs I'd recommend

Whole Lotta Love, Ramble on, Bring it on Home

Revolver

Good way to close it out. Befor this album the beatles were know as the biggest pop band in the world. But this album litteraly changed music as we know it. With backwards lyrics (Rain) Tamboura (Tommorrow Never Knows) and rants against the government (Taxman) John, Paul, George, and Ringo changed their image, and produced their best album

Three songs I'd recommend

She Said She Said, Tommorrow Never Knows, Elenor Rigby

Well those are 5 of my favorite albums. Let's hear yours.

A friend of mine showed me this site called http://www.gizoogle.com/. What it basically does is takes websites and puts rap lyrics (or something like that.) into them. I did one for fox blogs and was soon on the floor laughing. Here are some highlights

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http
%3A%2F%2Fmsn.blogs.foxsports.com%2F

ShooterB

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%
3A%2F%2Fblogs.foxsports.com%2FShooterB

Lisa4usc

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%
3A%2F%2Fcommunity.foxsports.com%2Fblogs%2Flisa4usc

Flying Pig

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%
3A%2F%2Fcommunity.foxsports.com%2Fblogs%2FFlyingPi
g

(Just for laughs) Bengals9

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%
3A%2F%2Fcommunity.foxsports.com%2Fblogs%2Fbengals9
%2F2007%2F02%2F09%2FAdd_A_Caption2

Ricko

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%
3A%2F%2Fcommunity.foxsports.com%2Fblogs%2Fricko%2F
Dirk_Koetter%2F33513

(you knew i had to do it) Dusty Laker

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%
3A%2F%2Fcommunity.foxsports.com%2Fblogs%2Fdustylak
er

That's only the tip of the iceberg however, and there is one for every blogger. Happy viewing!

Do you like to laugh? Are you unsensitive to language? Have you ever fallen off from your couch from laughing too hard? If you answered yes to all these questions, then i encourage you to watch the following videos

Note: All Descriptions of comedians taken from wikipedia

Richard Pryor

Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor III (December 1, 1940 – December 10, 2005) was a legendary American comedian, actor, and writer.

Pryor was a gifted storyteller known for unflinching examinations of race and custom in modern life, and was well-known for his frequent use of colorful language, vulgarities, as well as such racial epithets as "####," "honky" and "cracker." He reached a broad audience with his trenchant observations, although public opinion of his act was often divided. He is commonly regarded as the most important stand up comedian of his time: Jerry Seinfeld called Pryor "The Picasso of our profession."[3]; Whoopi Goldberg cited him as her biggest influence, stating "The major influence was Richard - I want to say those things he's saying."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=seYLCEC1v0Yp>

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OnNT9fsuFEQp>

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Txp8B4ek_kk&mode=r
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Sam Kinison

Samuel "Sam" Burl Kinison (December 8, 1953 – April 10, 1992) was an American stand-up comedian and actor.

Kinison was famous for his raunchy humor and wild, colorful outfits. A former revival-style preacher, his standup routines were most often characterized by intense, angry ranting in the vein of his friend and fellow comedian Bill Hicks, and also punctuated by his trademark primal scream.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gsbmdACAlakp>

http://youtube.com/watch?v=22XHf4Uu_b0p>

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DxiYt8stABU 
(Highly Recomended)

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield (November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), born Jacob Cohen, was an American comedian and actor, best known for the line "I get no respect" and his monologues on that theme

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0f_tXh33Awop>

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sIkcnZzvnu4&mode=r
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=H_CoTSdoHtw&mode=r
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George Carlin

George Dennis Carlin (born May 12, 1937 in New York, New York) [1] is a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, and author.

Carlin is especially noted for his irreverent attitude and his observations on language, psychology, and religion along with many taboo subjects. In fact, Carlin and his "Seven Dirty Words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a narrow 5-4 decision by the justices affirmed the government's right to regulate Carlin's act on the public airwaves.

George Carlin's stand up routine is primarily focused on the short comings and flaws of modern day America. He often takes on political issues and normal issues of mainly America.

He is considered by many to be a successor to the late Lenny Bruce and was described by Comedy Central as the second greatest stand-up comedian of all time behind Richard Pryor. [2]

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=QuHGntjDn_0&mode=r
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Mitch Hedburg

Mitchell Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his stylistic elocution and routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=U_khpQqg3dIp>

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9aO21zqDzhM&mode=r
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=utffvjVuEYQ&mode=r
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Chris Rock

Chris Rock (born February 7, 1966 (sometimes given as 1965[1]) in Andrews, South Carolina) is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He grew up in Bedford-Stuyvesant in Brooklyn, New York. Rock currently resides in Alpine, NJ.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_q8LxO4wnCQp>

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JiOPepfcV4k&mode=r
elated&search= (very highly recomended)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Er1Pm37yX08p>

Tophatal won last time with the quote(s)

"Pic 1 .... Look baby if you blow me now ! How about I lick you out later ?

Pic 2..... #### this is all I get for losing to the Gators ? How about you come and blow me ?

Pic3 .......Look Momma a black Republican with a gun dressed in fatigues. Who's he gonna vote for ?"

Who will win today? Let's find out

I HAD to do a rexie pic! Unfourtuneatly this was the best i could find

A-rod's New Book. T.O. will be making a guest apperance

Same time tonight roy?

Prince back in the 80's. Really what can i say?

Tophatal won last time with the quote(s)

"Pic 1 .... Look baby if you blow me now ! How about I lick you out later ?

Pic 2..... #### this is all I get for losing to the Gators ? How about you come and blow me ?

Pic3 .......Look Momma a black Republican with a gun dressed in fatigues. Who's he gonna vote for ?"

Who will win today? Let's find out

I HAD to do a rexie pic! Unfourtuneatly this was the best i could find

A-rod's New Book. T.O. will be making a guest apperance

Same time tonight roy?

Prince back in the 80's. Really what can i say?

Thankfully i'm feeling much better now, so add a caption is now back. Lisa4usc won 2 weeks ago (####, has it really been that long?) with the quotes "Pic one Do i have the best plastic surgeon in the world or what?

Pic 2

I told irvin to hide all the good #### in a wide tie and look where it got me!

Is that a water bottle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Pic 3

Manning score a 10 on his singing skills, 40 points higher than his Quarterback Rating"

Who will win today? Let's find out

Yes that is Stuart Scott. Trying his damndest to look like will smith in Bad Boys

I love ya Tress . . . but i really feel for erin andrews there

The Fridge baby!

P.S. No it's not stu scott in the first pic. It just works better to assume that it is

Since i can no longer seem to post comments this is the only way for me to say i'm in.

Sorry about the delay for add a caption, but i am still recovering from a car crash

Sorry about they delay on this, but it was sort of unavoidible seeing as how as I was in the hospital. But thats a story for another time. The Dan won 5 days ago with the quote

"1-After the shoot baby, I'll show you how a running back hits the hole

2- I bet she was hot and, well, i lost

Funny TD. So who will win today? Let's Find out!

Ricko won yesterday with the quote "Pic 1

Ray Lewis: "Um, actually big fella, I DO like 6'5" quarterbacks. Laser, rocket arm. Well, I think you know what I'm trying to say. I won't tell Marvin. Promise."

Pic 2

"Heeeeeeeeyyyy sw-BBUUUURRRRPPPP-ing batter!!! ####, I think I got some on my shoes that time."

Pic 3

"Damn. I think my lips are stuck like this. That's the last time I'm drinking Jagemeister. And this time I MEAN it!"

Our 3rd two time winner. So who will win today? Let's Find out!

Shaun Alexander and some hot chick.

Wait, wait, wait THAT'S who MJ was married to? Good God, she looks like a slight more masculine version of Prince.

Rivjo won yesterday with the quote "Pic 1: Grossman: Oh well, everyone in the media has already F-ed me in the #### big time. I guess whatever you got can't hurt that much.

Pic 2: Kidd: I "bought" those 2 fake mini-basketballs into the world beyotch, and you'd best believe I can take em' out!"

Our second two time winner. So who will win today? Let's Find out!

Ray Lewis and Peyton Manning

Fat guy in Dodgers stadium

Courtesy of XRooster

Miracle 2 wins

Lisa4usc 1 win

For the first time in A.A.C. history, we have a two time winner. It's miracle with the quote "Pic 1: Publicist-Well you know TO is sometimes depressed about the size of his.....what do you mean he's standing right behind me.

Pic 2: Porn Sequel to Braveheart “#### Heart” (#### meaning happy of course so it won't get deleted)"

Funny #### miracle! Who will win today? Let's Find out.

I would say something here but even i have a set of morals

Jason kidd with his now ex wife.

Miracle 2 wins

Lisa4usc 1 win

Welcome to another exciting edition of Add A Caption! Lisa4usc won yesterday with the quote PIC 1: "Good game Bill...ummm, can I borrow that gorgeous hoodie? I want to cover up this hand that's attached to my back....it won't come off and I'm freaking out man."

PIC 2: (If you remember this Nair hair removal system commercial from the 70's you will get it.) "Who wear short shorts? Jer wears short shorts. If you dare wear short shorts wear Nair with short shorts,, and wear those short shorts."

PIC 3: If you're a loser and you know it clap your hands....clap clap, if you're a loser and you know it clap your hands....clap clap....

Who will win today? Let's Find out

HELL 2 DA NAW! ( i will give 5 bucks to whoever figures out where that is from)

No Comment. : )

Lisa4usc 1 win

Hey guys, what's going on? NeoAC won yesterday with the quote " Pic 1:
Berman:Hey baby, how would you like to join me in the bedroom to conduct a 2-Minute Drill?

Blonde:I'd rather #### Mel Kiper than you!

Pic 2(right after this is said:
Berman: And my #### is heading back, back, back and its gone......" Who will win today? Let's find out

You should not have come back Eric Mangini.

Daniel-San all grown up

Flying Pig won two days ago with the quote " PIC 1

Brady Quinn: "If I hold my mouth like this and rub the football, I can hear music...DO YOU HEAR THE MUSIC?"

Darrin Bragg: "If I sit here and ignore your dumb ####, will you leave me alone?"

PIC 2

Nick Saban: "HI!!! Can you hold your questions for a minute...I just heard a rumor that Bobby Bowden is retiring and there may be an opening!!!" Who will win today? I can't wait to find out.

 Chris "Boomer" Berman with a couple of fine young ladies coughhookerscough a couple of years ago at the pre super bowl party.

Looks like his viagra wore off.

Bubba_Hotep 1 win

Tom7 1 win

Hoit 1 win

Ed Hardiman 1 win

Chuxtory 1 win

Rivjo 1 win

Demonicume 1 win

Ricko 1 win

Miracle 1 win

Flying Pig 1 win