This will be the last thing I write before the judges tell us who won . . . though with the way things have gone the last day or so, I really wouldn’t be surprised if they just called this whole thing off. I bet it stinks for them to watch this really fun experiment turn nasty because a few people got out of control . . . But anyway . . .

I just wanted to take the chance to sincerely say to those who took the time to read and comment . . . “thank you.” It means a lot to know that, in a competition with odds such as this one, what you are putting out there is entertaining to some people.

I would also like to say that there are some very talented writers out there. It has been a blast reading all of your work. I would list my favorites, but I don’t want to start another ridiculous round of accusations, hyperbole, etc. You know who you are.


To whomever wins, I look forward to reading your stuff. Good luck and God Bless.