YOU'RE foolin yourself if you think your team will get anywhere unless grossman improves. c'mon now, all joking aside, i talk alot of #### about DA BEARS but when it comes right down to it, even my buddy boatman, biggest DA BEARS FAN i know, will admit grosman is holding this team back. muhhamid and berrian are fantasy football jokes, when they should be in the top 10 receivers drafted each year. example: i took muhhamid in my auction draft, got almost laughed out of the room, paid $1 for him..... now, you're thinking $1 big deal? it was my last $1 out of $100 and i wasted it on someone i cut before the season started. then signed berrian, cut him the 2nd week....your team is going bnowhere this year, and for all the people talking #### about the boys beating 2 crappy teams, the bears beat a KC team feared only by themselves.......it's so bad in KC THIS YEAR johnson can't muster a 100 yard game to save his life and the bears are either right behind em or ahead of em in the no offense department!
It's funny, at my draft meetings this year for fantasy football, the talk of the drafts was, do i draft LARRY JOHNSON or L.T with the 1st overall pick? Well, it appears both are a bust so far, L.J being the bigger of the 2 busts. I might be expecting more from L.T but damn, where's the rushing yards? where's the 150 + rushing game with 2 or 3 td's? Well, I think SAN DIEGO has shot themselves in the foot, NORV TURNER just plain sucks! look at his track record as a head coach, was marty ball that bad? was it so bad that even tho marty didnt get along with the front office of SAN DIEGO , and they were not on speaking terms, hell they were in the playoffs? where are they now chargers fans?..................0-2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and to top this whole thing off, i got l.t this year, finally after 3 seasons in my auction league where i refused to spend the money, i splurged this year, almost $60 out of the $100 i am alotted to spend...............ever heard of the EA MADDEN CURSE? I THINK I'M THE LOCAL FANTASY DRAFT CURSE, IT'S LIKE I'VE BEEN ON THE FRONT OF A FANTASY DRAFT VIDEO GAME BOX AND I'M THE CURSE PEOPLE, L.T SUCK THIS SEASON AND I'M THE FREAKIN CURSE................. by the way i will be looking to take up donations to re-coop my $60 wasted in that draft........lol one thigns for certain, i sure as hell didn't take julius jones sorry ####!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
donations anyone?............. >:(
I'm Brian Smith! I'm the Greatest Cowboys fan alive! I am the authority on all things Dallas Cowboys and this is my blog for today! PEACE OUT!!!
IS IT NOT THE GREATEST COMMERCIAL ON TV? SHAWN MERRIMAN RUNNING 100 YARDS AND #### PEOPLE UP ALONG THE WAY?............... SURELY THERE IS VERY FEW PEOPLE THATS MISSED THIS COMMERCIAL...... MERRIMAN IS A BEAST, I JUST WONDER WAS THIS SHOT BEFORE MERRIMAN WAS " SHOT " " UP " WITH HGH?..........LOL J/K I'M ALL FOR HELPIN A BROTHER GET AHEAD IN THE GAME.
HOW ABOUT SOME OF THE RUNNING BACKS AROUND THE LEAGUE, FRANK GORE GETTING SHUT DOWN AGAINST THE CARDS? WHOODUH THUNK! UNLESS YOU'RE A CARDINALS FAN THEN YOU THUNK IT FROM THE GET GO............... CEDRIC " I WANNA BE LIKE THOMAS JONES, NOT JULIUS JONES " BENSEN........ HE SUCKED BIG TIME BEFORE GETTING INJURED. NOW, ALTHOUGH I CONSIDER MYSELF THE AUTHORITY, AND MY OPINION COUNTS WHETHER YOU THINK SO OR NOT ( HEEHEE ) , I HEAR THIS KINDA #### ALL THE TIME FROM EVERYONE THAT HATES DA BEARS, EVEN MY BUDDY THE BOATMAN! YEP, THE BOATMAN, SELF-PROCLAMED : " BEARS GURU " , THE MAN WHO REFUSES TO PLAY WITH ANY OTHER TEAM ON MADDEN 2008 , THE MAN WHO KNOWS PRACTICALLY EVERY KNOWN DICTIONARY SPELLING AVAILABLE TO MAN OF THE WORD " GROSSMAN " ............. LOL ................ YES THE BOATMAN WILL TELL YOU, BENSEN SUCKS! WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF TRADING THOMAS? WHO WAS THE MAN THAT PUT THEIR FINGER ON THE TRADE BUTTON, WAIVED BY TO THE 2ND BEST RUNNING BACK IN BEARS HISTORY, AND PUSHED THE BUTTON LAUNCHING THAT MISSLE DIRECTLY AIMED AT THE JETS?....... THEY NEED THEIR #### CANNED! OK, SORRY, VENTING ABIT AND NO BETTER WAY THAN ON DA BEARS SORRY #### OFFENSE, AND TEAM :)
SPEAKING OF RUNNING BACKS, I'M THINKING OF STARTING A SEGMENT THAT WILL BE POSTED IN EVERY POST I POST, SAY THAT 3 TIMES WITH A MOUTH FULL OF RAMON NOODLES.......... ON JULIUS JONES AND JUST HOW BAD I'D LOVE THE COWBOYS TO DEMOTE HIS #### TO SUPPORTING BACK BEHIND MARION BARBER! MARION BARBER COULD BE A FRANK GORE, EDGERRIN JAMES, JOSEPH ADAII, YOU GET MY POINT, I THINK DALLAS IS NOT GETTING EVERYTHING THEY COULD GET OUT OF BARBER, HELL, LOOK HOW LONG IT TOOK US TO START ROMO, BUT THAT MIGHT'VE BEEN A GOOD THING, BECAUSE ALTHOUGH I KNOW I'VE DOGGED BLEDSOE IN THE PAST, HE DEFINETELY HAS SOME USE COMING OFF THE BENCH OR TRAINING YOUNG QB'S LIKE ROMO, AGREE"? IF NOT THEN OH WELL, THATS MY OPINION. BUT ANYWAYS, JULIUS JONES HAS DEFINETELY NOT BEEN WORTH THE MILLIONS DALLAS HAS PAID HIM.........HIS PERFORMANCE WEEK 1 WAS PITIFULL, AND BARBER, 2ND STRING RB, DIDN'T DO MUCH EXCEPT GET AROUND 50 YARDS AND SCORE 2 FREAKIN TD'S!
JUST FOR THE RECORD, I'M ON MY 2ND CUP OF COFFEE, THE FIRST WAS ONE OF THOSE PUNY 6 OR 8 OZ FOAM CUPS, DEFINETELY ONE FOR THE REFILLS.............HEE HEE BUT THEN I DUG ALITTLE DEEPER, BEHIND THE FOAM PLATES AND EMPTY COFFEE CANS, AND THERE IT STOOD, THE 32 OZ EMPTY BIG #### RED CUP THAT WAS MADE FOR SODA, AND I CONVERTED IT FOR MY 2ND CUP OF COFFEE..............32 OZ OF IT.....LOL SO I'M DEFINETELY, WELL POSSIBLY ON A CAFFEINE RUSH! AND I'M WRITING THIS AT WORK WHERE THEY'RE ABIT TIGHT AND WON'T SPLURGE FOR INTERNET, HELL I DON'T KNOW TOO MANY POLICE DEPARTMENTS THAT ARE WITHOUT INTERNET, BUT I WORK AT ONE, FUNNY THING IS THIS, I CAME FROM A DEPARTMENT, THAT PROVIDED INTERNET, SHOWTIME, HBO, A COUCH ( LOL ) , PRETTY MUCH DID WHAT I WANTED WHEN I WANTED TO DO IT IF I WANTED TO DO ANYTHING AT ALL, MAN I'M ON SOMEKIND OF RHYME THING THIS MORNING, ANYWAYS, BUT THAT DEPARTMENT WASN'T THE BEST WHEN IT COME TO SUPPORTING YOU WHEN YOUR #### WAS ON THE LINE, SO I CAME TO THE DEPARTMENT I'M AT NOW, LOVE THE ATMOSPHERE, GREAT PEOPLE TO WORK WITH AND FOR ( SO FAR ) , BUT I'LL BE DAMN IF WE DON'T HAVE INTERNET! 9.95 A MONTH PEOPLE...........THEY SAID WE COULD HAVE IT IF WE WANTED TO PAY FOR IT, BUT I MAKE A HAIR LESS THAN A HOMELESS PERSON ON THE CORNER OF TIME SQUARE.........LOL SO NO INTERNET FO ME AT WORK! JUST AS WELL, THE WIFE SAYS I NEVER USED THE HOME COMPUTER SO I GUESS NOW I WILL! ALWAYS HATED NOT BEING ABLE TO OOK AT PHOTO-SHOPPED IMAGES OF JANET JACKSON'S HEAD ON SOMEONE ELSES BODY..........TRULY I DID CAUSE JANET IS FINE AS ............... OOPS, SORRY GOT SIDE TRACKED! OK, ONTO SOMETHING ELSE ` ` ` `
SO NOONE WROTE IN WITH ANYTHING GOOD OTHER THAN SOME DUDE DOGGIN MY BUDDY ON DA BEARS,...............THATS EASY ENOUGH TO DO, HELL I DO IT ALL THE TIME, HALF THE TIME HE BEATS ME TOO IT.............BUT HE INSISTS THE BEARS ARE GOING TO BEAT THE BOYS AT SOLDIER FIELD, AND I DON'T THINK SO!
YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING WHY THEY PUT A HOLE IN TOP OF COWBOYS STADIUM SO GOD COULD LOOK DOWN UPON HIS FAVORITE TEAM FROM TIME TO TIME............I STRONGLY BELIEVE IF GOD WATCHED FOOTBALL, IT WOULD BE THE COWBOYS HE'D PICK FOR FAVE TEAM! ANY RELIGIOUS PEOPLE HAD AN EXPERIENCE CONFIRMING THIS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WRITE IN!
WELL, 1 MORE DAY AND DALLAS WIL KICK THE #### OUT OF MIAMI SO I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT.......
BUT IN CLOSING I'D LIKE TO SAY THIS.......... YOU KNOW " I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT A PERSON, OR SOCIETY FOR THAT MATTER, WHEN A DAY OFF HAS TO BE SCHEDULED, A PERSON TO WORK IN YOUR PLACE HAS TO BE ARRANGED, SO THAT PERSON CAN MAKE PLANS WITH SOME FRIENDS OR BUDDIES, TO GO TO SOMEONES HOUSE AND DRINK BEER AND BE MERRY AND WATCH THE COWBOYS BEAT DOWN DA BEARS LIKE THE ####ES THEY ARE................" BUT I SURE AS HELL DID IT! " COMIN FOR YA BOATMAN, YOUR HOUSE, YOUR FOOD, YOUR BEER, YOUR TEAMS #### THAT'S GONNA GET BEAT..........................AND YOUR #### THAT I'M GONNA TAKE LOTS, AND LOTS, AND LOTS OF PICTURES WITH WEARING A ROY WILLIAMS JERSEY...., SORRY COWBOYS FANS, COULDN'T ARRANGE FOR HIS #### TO WEAR A QUINCY CARTER JERSEY, THE ULTIMATE EMBARRASING MOMENT TO BE CAUGHT IN IF YOU'RE A FOOTBALL FAN OF ANYKIND!
THERE'S A GOOD TOPIC TO DISCUSS..........! NOW, I KNOW FROM SOME OF THE FEEDBACK, THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE YET TO REALIZE THE COWBOYS ARE DESTINED TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL! I BELIEVE A FEW ENTRY'S AGO IN MY BLOG I TALKED ABOUT ONE OF THE BIG THREE FOR DALLAS WAS JASON WHITEN?..........NOW, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO BUCKED ME ON THIS BUT IN YOUR HONOR AND INHONOR OF SUNDAYS OPENING DAY WIN.........HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
JASON WAS A KEY PART OF THE WIN!THEY LIT THE GIANTS UP OVER THE MIDDLE WITH WHITEN! I JUST WISH I HAD DREW A BETTER NUMBER IN FANTASY FOOTBALL AND WAS ABLE TO NAB JASON , BUT ( AND I HATE IT ) GOT ERIC JOHNSON..........EHH ANOTHER TOPIC FOR ANOTHER DAY THE FANTASY THING......... BUT MAN DALLAS'S OFFENSE LOOKED SWEET! OWENS, OWENS, OWENS, WHAT CAN YOU SAY, I LOVED IT LAST SEASON, EVERYONE SAYING OWENS WILL DESTROY YOUR TEAM, BLAH BLAH FREAKIN BLAH! OWENS 2 TD CATCHES SILENTED THE CRITICS!
BUT AS ALWAYS HERE'S A LITTLE NEGATIVE #### FOR YA.........." JULIUS JONES! " I FREAKIN HATE HIM......MAN I WISH BARBER WAS OUR STARTING RB! C'MON GUYS, I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT SEE'S THIS?!?!?! BARBER WAS AWSOME ON THE GROUND, JUKIN, JIVIN, EMMITT SMITH'N THEIR ####.........LOL OK SORRY HAD TO BRING UP DA MAN! LOVE ME SOME EMMITT SMITH!
WOOT WOOT, TONY ROMO IN THUH HOUSE! HOW BOUT IT..BET THE BEARS OR GIANTS FANS ARE WISHING THEY HAD SOME ROMO ON THEIR TEAM......ACTUALLY I'M ALL FOR RENTING OUT BRAD JOHNSON. HERE'S ANOTHER GUY, OLD AS HELL, GOOD MATERIAL FOR COMING OFF THE BENCH, HE JUST NEEDS TO RETIRE! SUCKED IN MINNY, AND HE'LL SUCK IN DALLAS, JUST WAIT! IF ROMO GOES DOWN, WE'RE SCREWED, MR. STATUE AND HIS BROTHER DREW BLEDSOE NEEDS TO BE RUN OUT OF DALLAS..........PERMENANTLY! I HATE NON-MOBILE QB'S! AND HOW BOUT THAT LEONARD DAVIS? ASIDE FROM A FEW PENALTIES ALL 385 LBS OF HIS #### WAS A BLOCKING FOOL, WE GOTS US A LINE PEOPLE ! BIG #### LINE TOO........I WAS THINKING THE COWBOYS SHOULD PUT ADAMS AND DAVIS ON THE SAME SIDE.......DOMINATION RIGHT THERE...MAN CAN YOU IMAGINE RUNNING BEHIND THAT SIDE OF THE LINE? HELL, EVEN JULIUS COULD GET SOME POSITIVE YARDS. ON A DIFFERANT TEMPO, DID ANYONE KNOW DREW HENSEN WAS RELEASED DURING MINI-CAMP THIS YEAR BY HIS NEW TEAM? WHATS WRONG WITH PICKING HIM UP AS THE 3RD STRINGER? HELL HE CAN'T BE WORSE THAN JOHNSON................. EHH!
QUICK JOKE:
A Chicago Bear fan, a Minnesota Viking fan and a Green Bay #### fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime, they were sentenced to death! However, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Bears fan was first in line (he drank the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Bears fan had to be carried away crying like a baby.
The Viking fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through, sending the Viking fan out crying like a little girl.
The #### fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate). The Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world. Your city and fans are the greatest. For this, you may have two wishes!" Thanks, your most Royal highness," the #### fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?", the Sheik asks.
"Tie the Bears fan to my back."
HEE HEE HEE. MAN, TALK ABOUT A SORRY OFFENSE. BEARS FANS HAVE TO BE WONDERING " WHERE IS THE WONDER KID GROSSPLAY ? " HOW MUCH LONGER IS CHICAGO OWNERSHIP GOING TO PUT UP WITH LOVEY SMITHS DUMB #### BEFORE THEY REALIZE THIS GUY IS NOT THE KEY TO WINNING A SUPERBOWL. HE DIDNT BUILD THE DEFENSE.......AND IF HE BUILT THE OFFENSE THEN HE NEEDS HIS #### KICKED.....GROSSMAN SUCKS! ON A BRIGHTER NOTE, WORD HAS IT, OR RUMOR I SHOULD SAY......THAT GROSSMAN WON'T FINISH THE SEASON AS THE BEARS QB......ENTER GREASEY SPOT! NUFF SAID ABOUT DA SORRY #### BEARS.................
SORRY, LET ME GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY....STRAHAN PLAYS ENTIRE GAME.......SACKS=ZERO! GET HIS OLD #### OFF THE PLAYING FIELD.............FIX THAT FREAKIN GAP HE GOTS ON HIS GRILL AND WELL, NOW I GUESS SIGN A FEW PLAYERS CAUSE THE GIANTS ARE A BROKE DOWN #### TEAM!!!!!!!!!! A LITTLE BREAKDOWN FOR ALL THE GIANTS FANS.......... ARE THEY LIKE THE BEARS FANS, NEVER SEE MORE THAN TWO.......OK GOT SIDE TRACKED......LOL:
Man am I ready for some football. The Cowboys are coming into the pre-season looking strong all around. this is going to be a short post but i plan on blogging again tomorrow night about some off-season happenings with the cowboys and just on a quick note............how about the trade giving us a round 1 pick in next years draft? FREAKIN AWSOME,RIGHT?!?!?!?!?! I think Brady Quinn is the real deal, but even Aikman took a couple years to get the ship rolling in the right direction. I think when it's all said and done, we have a top 5 draft pick and hopefully a top 5 running back in next years draft or possibly a speedy wide receiver to go with Terrell.
What do we really need to accomplish in the off-season and the pre-season? well, consistency with Romo I think is priority #1. It appears that Romo has taken the off-season seriously. he entered camp this year looking better than anytime in his career and for good reason........produce numbers, wins and playoffs..........get a nice contract to go with it! For those who dog Jerry Jones (and i have been 1 in the past to hound him on things he's said and done) , Jerry has put together a core of players that could rival the big 3 of the 90's. Now , before I blog my thoughts and tell you the big 3 i'm talking about, keep in mind the big picture.......Julius Jones is not the answer at running back! He has done mediocre, just like his brother Thomas did for the bears for years before stepping it up last year ( and the injury bug runs in the family..........Thomas laid up already with a bum leg) , I think Marion Barber is the long term answer for us. So here goes my Big 3 for this decade of cowboys teams to make the run for the superbowl:
1. Tony Romo
2. Terrell Owens
3. Jason Witten
Now, I know, there are so many big name players on this team, but these are the weapons we have, the defense is rockin this year, and most cowboys fans could make a case Demarcus Ware's name should be on there, or Marcus Spears , Anthony Newman, Anthony Henry , Julius Jones who i stated above I feel shouldn't be considered, Big Daddy Flozel Adams or even Bobby Carpenter. Whoever the case may be, opinions are like #### holes, everyone's got one and mine's stated above!
Well, I for one am happy, I think Jerry Jones grasp the big picture this time and went with someone besides a Dave Campo coach! Wade, come on down brother, I feel good about this. But first things first, Jason Garrett? Where did he come from? I know people, he backed up Troy and played in one of the best thanksgiving games i've seen, but coaching?
Well, guess we'll see on that one, maybe he'll fit in as QB coach, but surely not offensive coordinator. I for one sure thought Norv was going to get this one, but good call Jerry, good call!!!!!
So, any guesses who will be hired next? I'd love to see them steal a quality defensive coordinator from someone, but Wade is defense minded, look how well he groomed San Diego's defense, nuff said,huh!
Man I feel like a kid in a candy store, it's a great feeling for the first time since they hired Parcells as the head coach, I know eeryone read all the nonsense about Parcells left because of Owens, BLAH BLAH BLAH! Owens was one of the top recievers this season, if i'm not mistakn led the league in Td's?!?!?!?!?!?! broken hand, hurt back, the incident with the pills, nothing kept my boy down, the press were hound dogs sniffin for blood on his #### and he showed them!
How many people think we have the nucleus of a championship team? I do, if Glen comes back, we have Owens, The defense justneeds fine tuned, Romo, Jones.............err well, that's a sore spot with me, Jones I think needs to go and lets run with barber. Little story for ya, I was in a paying fantasy league this season, get in it every year, bunch of local hillbillies I call friends, but they're bad #### people! they do their homework, they're in 4 leagues to my 1, and at $50 to $100 a pop, my broke #### can afford onle 3 of them.....lol but anyways back to my story, I am a true Cowboys fan people, I know I get emails from people claiming to be true blue, bleeding silver and all that, but i'm with em thick and thin, win or lose and I know alot ofothers out there are too, the losses account for my eXcuses to drink alittle more bud light each week >:) but in the yearly draft I make it a point to draft atleast 1 cowboys player, just to show the bastages that if i'm to lose, i'm goin down with atleast one of the boys on my roster.
well, this year it bit me in the arse, AND IT HURT ALL THE WAY TO MYBILLFOLD(wife's over on the couch makin little comments, she had plans for some of the money..lol) . This was suppose to be my year,i'd done my homework, 4 fantasy football magazines later, pages ripped out and spread across the floor, I knew who I wanted and How I wanted it, just had t get lucky and get a good number in the draft., well I did, drafted 4th, that's a good number in the draft, sucks it's past johnson and alexander and L.T but hey 4th "gonna get me some Julius Jones!" Now I know what you;re thinkin, JULIUS JONES? I had a good feeling about him, just knew he was gonna bust out just knew the dallas offensive line was gonna protect and block and.................... you know the rest. A 2 running back system. But that's still O.K , cause the season before I got burned with Jamal Lewis and was sure as hell not taking him, even if he was the last player left and i was the last owner picking, AND I DIDNT TAKE HIM..........I TOOK MARION BARBER III and Ladell Betts. Now, if you've read this far, you're waiting for me to tell you something like I traded Jones and got corey Dillon in return, NOPE I rode the horse al the way down.....................down to 5TH FRICKIN PLACE! How you say? well I made the playoffs, not good enough to get my $50 back, but in the top 6 owners. First round, really smoked my opponentlike a good cigar(3rd ranked team by the way), 2nd round decided I would get cocky and bench Barber and go with Sammy Morris.............heh yeah, I got kinda desperate and needed a quick fix, see Marion Barber posted the BIG ZERO on points the week before, and Betts was injured, so I read up on yahoo, took the experts polls and............BARBER FREAKIN SCORED LIKE 24 POINTS AND I LOST THUS KICKING ME OUT OF THE LEAGUE MONEY, but wait, you ask what this has to do with Jones? Jones posted a whopping 4 points, so between my 2 Cowboys starters, I got 4 points.
Well, it's had a LASTING effect, I no longer think of Julius Jones as a Cowboys player with potential to stick around, in fact, Parcells didn't either in his last NFL draft, he tried to get ANY team to trade a pick for JONES, and noone would, 1,000 yard rusher you say, I say rubbish, I think it was a fluke and next season Jones will be on the hot seat, we need $1300 or 1500 yards from someone with his potential, but then again it runs in the family doesn't it :)
Thomas Jones did do well in the superbowl rushing 15 times for 112 yards no TD's but did have 1 52 yard run, think Julius Jones will ever do that, WE'LL SEE.................................
TRIVIA TIME: CAN YOU NAME THE MVP OF Super Bowl XX WITHOUT looking it up on google?
OK STARTING A POLL TO SEE :
