YOU'RE foolin yourself if you think your team will get anywhere unless grossman improves. c'mon now, all joking aside, i talk alot of #### about DA BEARS but when it comes right down to it, even my buddy boatman, biggest DA BEARS FAN i know, will admit grosman is holding this team back. muhhamid and berrian are fantasy football jokes, when they should be in the top 10 receivers drafted each year. example: i took muhhamid in my auction draft, got almost laughed out of the room, paid $1 for him..... now, you're thinking $1 big deal? it was my last $1 out of $100 and i wasted it on someone i cut before the season started. then signed berrian, cut him the 2nd week....your team is going bnowhere this year, and for all the people talking #### about the boys beating 2 crappy teams, the bears beat a KC team feared only by themselves.......it's so bad in KC THIS YEAR johnson can't muster a 100 yard game to save his life and the bears are either right behind em or ahead of em in the no offense department!
It's funny, at my draft meetings this year for fantasy football, the talk of the drafts was, do i draft LARRY JOHNSON or L.T with the 1st overall pick? Well, it appears both are a bust so far, L.J being the bigger of the 2 busts. I might be expecting more from L.T but damn, where's the rushing yards? where's the 150 + rushing game with 2 or 3 td's? Well, I think SAN DIEGO has shot themselves in the foot, NORV TURNER just plain sucks! look at his track record as a head coach, was marty ball that bad? was it so bad that even tho marty didnt get along with the front office of SAN DIEGO , and they were not on speaking terms, hell they were in the playoffs? where are they now chargers fans?..................0-2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and to top this whole thing off, i got l.t this year, finally after 3 seasons in my auction league where i refused to spend the money, i splurged this year, almost $60 out of the $100 i am alotted to spend...............ever heard of the EA MADDEN CURSE? I THINK I'M THE LOCAL FANTASY DRAFT CURSE, IT'S LIKE I'VE BEEN ON THE FRONT OF A FANTASY DRAFT VIDEO GAME BOX AND I'M THE CURSE PEOPLE, L.T SUCK THIS SEASON AND I'M THE FREAKIN CURSE................. by the way i will be looking to take up donations to re-coop my $60 wasted in that draft........lol one thigns for certain, i sure as hell didn't take julius jones sorry ####!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
donations anyone?............. >:(
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i know all the non-cowboy fans didn't miss Glenn , but I sure as heck did! matter of fact if i can get the boatman to join me, gonna go play some pool, eat some food and drink few beers wednesday, and toast 1 to Glenn! ya, I hear ya, toast 1 to Glenn?.......... but hey, i consider myself a hardcore cowboys fan....not like a few of you out there that switch up teams from time to time, band wagon fans make me sick to the porcelan god ( commode for all you yankees ) . my buddy da boatman, I have to give it to him, true DA BEARS FAN! says he's a cubs fan, or atleast he talks #### when they beat the Cardinals, yet he knows NO ONE that plays for them........JUSS SAYIN BRO........JUSS SAYIN! i'll probaly get an ear full next time we down a 10 pack at taco bell! i think i either
need to find some sort of keyboard that works with my blackjack or
need to buy me some sort of adapter for my laptop so i can scheme on someone's internet.
this is crampin my pinky finger blogging on my phone! anyways, man i feel sorry for the saints fans..........well ok i really dont. talked to my sister, she had to drink a few to deal with the pain they refer to as " sudden realization your team sucks and ain't gonna win 5 games!".....lol hang in there sis!
thats it for now, think i need to hit he emrgency room, get my pinky straightend back out!
I'm Brian Smith! I'm the Greatest Cowboys fan alive! I am the authority on all things Dallas Cowboys and this is my blog for today! PEACE OUT!!!
I BELIEVE I'VE SAID IT ALL ALONG...SUPERBOWL BOUND!
BUT WE HAVE A FEW PEOPLE WANNA TALK ####.........THAT MIGHT'VE JUST SILENCED THE CRITICS. I TOLD YOU.....I TOLD YOU THE PHINS NEEDED JESUS AND HE WASN'T A COWBOYS FAN.......I TOLD YOU DALLAS WOULD SHOW UP FOR THIS GAME.............I TOLD YOU PEOPLE, BUT TO RICK-O, DA BOATMAN AND ANYONE ELSE STILL QUESTIONING MY BOYS, WE'RE COMIN TO CHICAGO TO KICK SOME ####!
BE WARE! # 94 WARE THAT IS..........LOL
I'LL HAVE A MORE IN DEPTH POST TOMORROW, GOTTA HEAD TO WORK!
OH YA, ANYONE GOT ANY #### TO SAY BOUT MY PREDICTIONS? 7-7 WITH MONDAY NIGHTS GAME TO GO.
I'm Brian Smith! I'm the Greatest Cowboys fan alive! I am the authority on all things Dallas Cowboys and this is my blog for today! PEACE OUT!!!
I'm Brian Smith! I'm the Greatest Cowboys fan alive! I am the authority on all things Dallas Cowboys and this is my blog for today! PEACE OUT!!!
IS IT NOT THE GREATEST COMMERCIAL ON TV? SHAWN MERRIMAN RUNNING 100 YARDS AND #### PEOPLE UP ALONG THE WAY?............... SURELY THERE IS VERY FEW PEOPLE THATS MISSED THIS COMMERCIAL...... MERRIMAN IS A BEAST, I JUST WONDER WAS THIS SHOT BEFORE MERRIMAN WAS " SHOT " " UP " WITH HGH?..........LOL J/K I'M ALL FOR HELPIN A BROTHER GET AHEAD IN THE GAME.
HOW ABOUT SOME OF THE RUNNING BACKS AROUND THE LEAGUE, FRANK GORE GETTING SHUT DOWN AGAINST THE CARDS? WHOODUH THUNK! UNLESS YOU'RE A CARDINALS FAN THEN YOU THUNK IT FROM THE GET GO............... CEDRIC " I WANNA BE LIKE THOMAS JONES, NOT JULIUS JONES " BENSEN........ HE SUCKED BIG TIME BEFORE GETTING INJURED. NOW, ALTHOUGH I CONSIDER MYSELF THE AUTHORITY, AND MY OPINION COUNTS WHETHER YOU THINK SO OR NOT ( HEEHEE ) , I HEAR THIS KINDA #### ALL THE TIME FROM EVERYONE THAT HATES DA BEARS, EVEN MY BUDDY THE BOATMAN! YEP, THE BOATMAN, SELF-PROCLAMED : " BEARS GURU " , THE MAN WHO REFUSES TO PLAY WITH ANY OTHER TEAM ON MADDEN 2008 , THE MAN WHO KNOWS PRACTICALLY EVERY KNOWN DICTIONARY SPELLING AVAILABLE TO MAN OF THE WORD " GROSSMAN " ............. LOL ................ YES THE BOATMAN WILL TELL YOU, BENSEN SUCKS! WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF TRADING THOMAS? WHO WAS THE MAN THAT PUT THEIR FINGER ON THE TRADE BUTTON, WAIVED BY TO THE 2ND BEST RUNNING BACK IN BEARS HISTORY, AND PUSHED THE BUTTON LAUNCHING THAT MISSLE DIRECTLY AIMED AT THE JETS?....... THEY NEED THEIR #### CANNED! OK, SORRY, VENTING ABIT AND NO BETTER WAY THAN ON DA BEARS SORRY #### OFFENSE, AND TEAM :)
SPEAKING OF RUNNING BACKS, I'M THINKING OF STARTING A SEGMENT THAT WILL BE POSTED IN EVERY POST I POST, SAY THAT 3 TIMES WITH A MOUTH FULL OF RAMON NOODLES.......... ON JULIUS JONES AND JUST HOW BAD I'D LOVE THE COWBOYS TO DEMOTE HIS #### TO SUPPORTING BACK BEHIND MARION BARBER! MARION BARBER COULD BE A FRANK GORE, EDGERRIN JAMES, JOSEPH ADAII, YOU GET MY POINT, I THINK DALLAS IS NOT GETTING EVERYTHING THEY COULD GET OUT OF BARBER, HELL, LOOK HOW LONG IT TOOK US TO START ROMO, BUT THAT MIGHT'VE BEEN A GOOD THING, BECAUSE ALTHOUGH I KNOW I'VE DOGGED BLEDSOE IN THE PAST, HE DEFINETELY HAS SOME USE COMING OFF THE BENCH OR TRAINING YOUNG QB'S LIKE ROMO, AGREE"? IF NOT THEN OH WELL, THATS MY OPINION. BUT ANYWAYS, JULIUS JONES HAS DEFINETELY NOT BEEN WORTH THE MILLIONS DALLAS HAS PAID HIM.........HIS PERFORMANCE WEEK 1 WAS PITIFULL, AND BARBER, 2ND STRING RB, DIDN'T DO MUCH EXCEPT GET AROUND 50 YARDS AND SCORE 2 FREAKIN TD'S!
JUST FOR THE RECORD, I'M ON MY 2ND CUP OF COFFEE, THE FIRST WAS ONE OF THOSE PUNY 6 OR 8 OZ FOAM CUPS, DEFINETELY ONE FOR THE REFILLS.............HEE HEE BUT THEN I DUG ALITTLE DEEPER, BEHIND THE FOAM PLATES AND EMPTY COFFEE CANS, AND THERE IT STOOD, THE 32 OZ EMPTY BIG #### RED CUP THAT WAS MADE FOR SODA, AND I CONVERTED IT FOR MY 2ND CUP OF COFFEE..............32 OZ OF IT.....LOL SO I'M DEFINETELY, WELL POSSIBLY ON A CAFFEINE RUSH! AND I'M WRITING THIS AT WORK WHERE THEY'RE ABIT TIGHT AND WON'T SPLURGE FOR INTERNET, HELL I DON'T KNOW TOO MANY POLICE DEPARTMENTS THAT ARE WITHOUT INTERNET, BUT I WORK AT ONE, FUNNY THING IS THIS, I CAME FROM A DEPARTMENT, THAT PROVIDED INTERNET, SHOWTIME, HBO, A COUCH ( LOL ) , PRETTY MUCH DID WHAT I WANTED WHEN I WANTED TO DO IT IF I WANTED TO DO ANYTHING AT ALL, MAN I'M ON SOMEKIND OF RHYME THING THIS MORNING, ANYWAYS, BUT THAT DEPARTMENT WASN'T THE BEST WHEN IT COME TO SUPPORTING YOU WHEN YOUR #### WAS ON THE LINE, SO I CAME TO THE DEPARTMENT I'M AT NOW, LOVE THE ATMOSPHERE, GREAT PEOPLE TO WORK WITH AND FOR ( SO FAR ) , BUT I'LL BE DAMN IF WE DON'T HAVE INTERNET! 9.95 A MONTH PEOPLE...........THEY SAID WE COULD HAVE IT IF WE WANTED TO PAY FOR IT, BUT I MAKE A HAIR LESS THAN A HOMELESS PERSON ON THE CORNER OF TIME SQUARE.........LOL SO NO INTERNET FO ME AT WORK! JUST AS WELL, THE WIFE SAYS I NEVER USED THE HOME COMPUTER SO I GUESS NOW I WILL! ALWAYS HATED NOT BEING ABLE TO OOK AT PHOTO-SHOPPED IMAGES OF JANET JACKSON'S HEAD ON SOMEONE ELSES BODY..........TRULY I DID CAUSE JANET IS FINE AS ............... OOPS, SORRY GOT SIDE TRACKED! OK, ONTO SOMETHING ELSE ` ` ` `
SO NOONE WROTE IN WITH ANYTHING GOOD OTHER THAN SOME DUDE DOGGIN MY BUDDY ON DA BEARS,...............THATS EASY ENOUGH TO DO, HELL I DO IT ALL THE TIME, HALF THE TIME HE BEATS ME TOO IT.............BUT HE INSISTS THE BEARS ARE GOING TO BEAT THE BOYS AT SOLDIER FIELD, AND I DON'T THINK SO!
YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING WHY THEY PUT A HOLE IN TOP OF COWBOYS STADIUM SO GOD COULD LOOK DOWN UPON HIS FAVORITE TEAM FROM TIME TO TIME............I STRONGLY BELIEVE IF GOD WATCHED FOOTBALL, IT WOULD BE THE COWBOYS HE'D PICK FOR FAVE TEAM! ANY RELIGIOUS PEOPLE HAD AN EXPERIENCE CONFIRMING THIS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WRITE IN!
WELL, 1 MORE DAY AND DALLAS WIL KICK THE #### OUT OF MIAMI SO I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT.......
BUT IN CLOSING I'D LIKE TO SAY THIS.......... YOU KNOW " I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT A PERSON, OR SOCIETY FOR THAT MATTER, WHEN A DAY OFF HAS TO BE SCHEDULED, A PERSON TO WORK IN YOUR PLACE HAS TO BE ARRANGED, SO THAT PERSON CAN MAKE PLANS WITH SOME FRIENDS OR BUDDIES, TO GO TO SOMEONES HOUSE AND DRINK BEER AND BE MERRY AND WATCH THE COWBOYS BEAT DOWN DA BEARS LIKE THE ####ES THEY ARE................" BUT I SURE AS HELL DID IT! " COMIN FOR YA BOATMAN, YOUR HOUSE, YOUR FOOD, YOUR BEER, YOUR TEAMS #### THAT'S GONNA GET BEAT..........................AND YOUR #### THAT I'M GONNA TAKE LOTS, AND LOTS, AND LOTS OF PICTURES WITH WEARING A ROY WILLIAMS JERSEY...., SORRY COWBOYS FANS, COULDN'T ARRANGE FOR HIS #### TO WEAR A QUINCY CARTER JERSEY, THE ULTIMATE EMBARRASING MOMENT TO BE CAUGHT IN IF YOU'RE A FOOTBALL FAN OF ANYKIND!
2007 REGULAR SEASON 9/9 NY GIANTS W 45-35 9/16 @ Miami ( MIAMI NEEDS JESUS TO WIN THIS GAME, NOT LIKELY JESUS IS A MIAMI FAN!) 9/23 @ Chicago 9/30 ST LOUIS 10/8 @ Buffalo 10/14 NEW ENGLAND 10/21 MINNESOTA 11/4 @ Philadelphia 11/11 @ NY Giants 11/18 WASHINGTON 11/22 NY JETS 11/29 GREEN BAY 12/9 @ Detroit 12/16 PHILADELPHIA 12/22 @ Carolina 12/30 @ Washington
Think the Bears would have traded their 14-point defensive effort for a victory? YOU BET!
WHAT THE COWBOYS LOST FROM THIS GAME WAS JASON FERGUSON:
Nose tackle Jason Ferguson is now out for the entire season after suffering a torn biceps tendon in the first quarter of Sunday's 45-35 win over the Giants. Ferguson, a 10-year veteran who is the only experienced nose tackle on the roster, will have surgery Friday on his biceps muscle which has separated from the tendon at the elbow.
The Cowboys will move Ferguson to injured reserve this week, but as of Monday, the club was still contemplating what to do with that impending open roster spot.
NOW, FOR THOSE THAT ARE QUICK TO STAND UP AND PUT DOWN THE COWBOYS DEFENSE, LET ME POINT OUT A FEW THINGS YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T REALIZE ON YOUR OWN UNLESS YOU'RE A COWBOYS FAN OR AN AVID FOOTBALL FAN........DON'T TAKE THAT BAD, JUSS SAYIN...........
Think the Bears would have traded their 14-point defensive effort for a victory? YOU BET!
Losing Newman on defense IS the equivalent of losing Romo on offense.
NEWMAN?!?!?!?!?!
TERENCE NEWMAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?
THATS RIGHT PEOPLE, HE WAS ABSCENT FROM THE GAME, ENTER ROOKIE CORNERBACK Jacques Reeves!
THE WHOLE DEFENSE WAS RUSTY, WILLIAMS BITING ON PLAY ACTION, NOT HELPING REEVES DEEP ON THE TD OVER THE MIDDLE TO BURRESS!
BUT LETS BACK UP........DID I JUST MENTION PLEXICO BURRESS? HELL, JUST HOW MANY DEFENSES CAN COVER HIM ANYWAY.....SO NOT KNOCKING THE D IN BIG D JUSS YET!
Think the Bears would have traded their 14-point defensive effort for a victory? YOU BET!
I'm Brian Smith! I'm the Greatest Cowboys fan alive! I am the authority on all things Dallas Cowboys and this is my blog for today! PEACE OUT!!!
ONE QUICK POINTER OUTTER FOR MY BUDDY DA BOATMAN
" HOW BOUT SOME LT........
PASSED FOR A TD.....
..RUN FOR A TD........
........WOOT WOOT!"
I'm Brian Smith! I'm the Greatest Cowboys fan alive! I am the authority on all things Dallas Cowboys and this is my blog for today! PEACE OUT!!!
THAT REMINDS ME, FOR THE LONGEST WE HEARD THE WISDOM OF RICK-O.......WELL, IN HIS MIND IT WAS WISDOM, FOR THE REST OF US IT WAS " BLAH BLAH F'ING BLAH, I HATE THE COWBOYS, BLAH BLAH BLAH, I REALLY AM A COWBOYS FAN BUT CAN'T ADMIT IT....IT THAT LIKE BEING IN THE CLOSET?......LOL OK BAD BRIAN!" BUT LATELY HE'S BEEN MISSING.........LOST HIS WAY, GAVE UP ROOTING FOR THE BOYS, SOMETHING, SO RICK-O C'MON MAN, STEP UP, LET US HEARETH FROM YOU!
MAYBE WE'LL HEAR FROM THE BOATMAN OR J-BONE ON THIS WEEKS PREDICTIONS....................................... .. WHAT WAS I THINKIN......BOATMAN IS A SUBSCRIBER OF the authority on all things Dallas Cowboys ...........HELL, BEFORE HE DOES HIS 5 MILE RIDE ON THE MOTORIZED 3 WHEEL TRICYCLE, HE TUNES IN TO HEAR MY RANTIN & RAVIN!
WELL, OF COURSE WE'LL HEAR FROM BOATMAN, HE HASN'T GOT A PREDICTION RIGHT SINCE CARTER WAS IN OFFICE..........LOL HELL HE PREDICTED DA BEARS TO WIN MORE THAN 8 GAMES THIS YEAR AN " WE ALL KNOW DAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN! "
BUT ANYWAYS, BLOG MORE L8R!
LIST OF SUBSCRIBERS:
RICK-O
ROCKO
J-BONE
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THERE'S A GOOD TOPIC TO DISCUSS..........! NOW, I KNOW FROM SOME OF THE FEEDBACK, THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE YET TO REALIZE THE COWBOYS ARE DESTINED TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL! I BELIEVE A FEW ENTRY'S AGO IN MY BLOG I TALKED ABOUT ONE OF THE BIG THREE FOR DALLAS WAS JASON WHITEN?..........NOW, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO BUCKED ME ON THIS BUT IN YOUR HONOR AND INHONOR OF SUNDAYS OPENING DAY WIN.........HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
JASON WAS A KEY PART OF THE WIN!THEY LIT THE GIANTS UP OVER THE MIDDLE WITH WHITEN! I JUST WISH I HAD DREW A BETTER NUMBER IN FANTASY FOOTBALL AND WAS ABLE TO NAB JASON , BUT ( AND I HATE IT ) GOT ERIC JOHNSON..........EHH ANOTHER TOPIC FOR ANOTHER DAY THE FANTASY THING......... BUT MAN DALLAS'S OFFENSE LOOKED SWEET! OWENS, OWENS, OWENS, WHAT CAN YOU SAY, I LOVED IT LAST SEASON, EVERYONE SAYING OWENS WILL DESTROY YOUR TEAM, BLAH BLAH FREAKIN BLAH! OWENS 2 TD CATCHES SILENTED THE CRITICS!
BUT AS ALWAYS HERE'S A LITTLE NEGATIVE #### FOR YA.........." JULIUS JONES! " I FREAKIN HATE HIM......MAN I WISH BARBER WAS OUR STARTING RB! C'MON GUYS, I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT SEE'S THIS?!?!?! BARBER WAS AWSOME ON THE GROUND, JUKIN, JIVIN, EMMITT SMITH'N THEIR ####.........LOL OK SORRY HAD TO BRING UP DA MAN! LOVE ME SOME EMMITT SMITH!
WOOT WOOT, TONY ROMO IN THUH HOUSE! HOW BOUT IT..BET THE BEARS OR GIANTS FANS ARE WISHING THEY HAD SOME ROMO ON THEIR TEAM......ACTUALLY I'M ALL FOR RENTING OUT BRAD JOHNSON. HERE'S ANOTHER GUY, OLD AS HELL, GOOD MATERIAL FOR COMING OFF THE BENCH, HE JUST NEEDS TO RETIRE! SUCKED IN MINNY, AND HE'LL SUCK IN DALLAS, JUST WAIT! IF ROMO GOES DOWN, WE'RE SCREWED, MR. STATUE AND HIS BROTHER DREW BLEDSOE NEEDS TO BE RUN OUT OF DALLAS..........PERMENANTLY! I HATE NON-MOBILE QB'S! AND HOW BOUT THAT LEONARD DAVIS? ASIDE FROM A FEW PENALTIES ALL 385 LBS OF HIS #### WAS A BLOCKING FOOL, WE GOTS US A LINE PEOPLE ! BIG #### LINE TOO........I WAS THINKING THE COWBOYS SHOULD PUT ADAMS AND DAVIS ON THE SAME SIDE.......DOMINATION RIGHT THERE...MAN CAN YOU IMAGINE RUNNING BEHIND THAT SIDE OF THE LINE? HELL, EVEN JULIUS COULD GET SOME POSITIVE YARDS. ON A DIFFERANT TEMPO, DID ANYONE KNOW DREW HENSEN WAS RELEASED DURING MINI-CAMP THIS YEAR BY HIS NEW TEAM? WHATS WRONG WITH PICKING HIM UP AS THE 3RD STRINGER? HELL HE CAN'T BE WORSE THAN JOHNSON................. EHH!
QUICK JOKE:
A Chicago Bear fan, a Minnesota Viking fan and a Green Bay #### fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime, they were sentenced to death! However, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Bears fan was first in line (he drank the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Bears fan had to be carried away crying like a baby.
The Viking fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through, sending the Viking fan out crying like a little girl.
The #### fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate). The Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world. Your city and fans are the greatest. For this, you may have two wishes!" Thanks, your most Royal highness," the #### fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?", the Sheik asks.
"Tie the Bears fan to my back."
HEE HEE HEE. MAN, TALK ABOUT A SORRY OFFENSE. BEARS FANS HAVE TO BE WONDERING " WHERE IS THE WONDER KID GROSSPLAY ? " HOW MUCH LONGER IS CHICAGO OWNERSHIP GOING TO PUT UP WITH LOVEY SMITHS DUMB #### BEFORE THEY REALIZE THIS GUY IS NOT THE KEY TO WINNING A SUPERBOWL. HE DIDNT BUILD THE DEFENSE.......AND IF HE BUILT THE OFFENSE THEN HE NEEDS HIS #### KICKED.....GROSSMAN SUCKS! ON A BRIGHTER NOTE, WORD HAS IT, OR RUMOR I SHOULD SAY......THAT GROSSMAN WON'T FINISH THE SEASON AS THE BEARS QB......ENTER GREASEY SPOT! NUFF SAID ABOUT DA SORRY #### BEARS.................
SORRY, LET ME GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY....STRAHAN PLAYS ENTIRE GAME.......SACKS=ZERO! GET HIS OLD #### OFF THE PLAYING FIELD.............FIX THAT FREAKIN GAP HE GOTS ON HIS GRILL AND WELL, NOW I GUESS SIGN A FEW PLAYERS CAUSE THE GIANTS ARE A BROKE DOWN #### TEAM!!!!!!!!!! A LITTLE BREAKDOWN FOR ALL THE GIANTS FANS.......... ARE THEY LIKE THE BEARS FANS, NEVER SEE MORE THAN TWO.......OK GOT SIDE TRACKED......LOL:
MICHAEL STRAHAN, OBVIOUSLY A DOMINENT DEFENSIVE PLAYER FOR THE NEW YORK GIANTS, HAS ENDED HIS HOLD-OUT AND WILL BE RETURNING TO THE NEW YORK GIANTS.
BUT HERE'S THE POINT I'M GONNA MAKE, if you are at the point he is in his career.....RETIRE! He is no longer the dominent player he once was, he knows it, the giants were praying he would realize they knew it......AND WE ALL KNOW IT!
point in case DE HALEY! the most dominant DE in football history, the man was terror on opposing quarterbacks........he, at the end of his career, knew what time it was, back injuries, couldnt get out of the bed in the morning without help, he knew what he had left to offer was limited at best, and instead of hurting the boys, he retired.....allowing them to move on and allowing him to move on as well. NOW, dont get me wrong, I was upset, drank a few beers when he retired, BUT i also knew it was time!
point in case QB AIKMAN. again, i drank a few beers and toasted to the great aikman, but too many head injuries, concussions, and it was time to move on......TONY DORSETT, slowing in the end of his career, decided to play for the broncos, BROKE HIS LEG.,.............THE END OF DORSETT!
POINT IN CASE MICHAEL IRVIN...........2007 HALL OF FAME NOMINEE...SPINAL INJURY, NO QUESTION, GREATNESS POSSESSED, HE RETIRED.
POINT IN CASE........................................
YOU SEE THE POINT? time for the strahan to fade into history, start selling pools or something, but retire while you can still walk, sure he says he's healthy, they all do.......
..............BUT MARK MY WORDS, STRAHAN WILL SUCK THIS YEAR...........YOU HEARD IT FIRST HERE!~
I'm Brian Smith! I'm the Greatest Cowboys fan alive! I am the authority on all things Dallas Cowboys and this is my blog for today! PEACE OUT!!!
I'M confoosed here............ ARE THERE MORE THAN 2 OR 3 BEARS FANS? or is this my buddy posting under differant names?
BOATMAN is very creative, once he figured out how to set differant ringtones for differant people in his cellphone............once! anyways, here's the deal, guys feel free to look me and boatman up when we arrive! for I will be PROUDLY, yes i said PROUDLY flying the blue and white! so bring it on beers fans, for my team wins this game 28-17
NOW, with this out of the way, here's the deal on madden. NEVER FRIGGIN USED ALL OF THOSE TEAMS.............................. ...........................AND THATS ALL I GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT!
.........dude, don't you have a boat to fix or something?
grossman is so friggin bad, that they had to totally re-train him cause he was drafted without skills.............lol now, he's a supposed " MOBILE QUARTERBACK! "
YEAH, I KNOW, GO FIGURE, really it's kinda funny if you think about it, grossman a mobile quarterback...........well, time will tell............HEY BLOGGING ABOUT SOMETHING BESIDES THE SUCKY BEARS NEXT TIME!
I'm Brian Smith! I'm the Greatest Cowboys fan alive! I am the authority on all things Dallas Cowboys and this is my blog for today! PEACE OUT!!!
Strangest thing guys and gals, i was reading some of the replies, and by the way i welcome the good with the bad!............ and low and behold, of all things to see on my blog?......... "BUT A BEARS FAN TRYING TO JUSTIFY WHY HIS TEAM DOESN'T SUCK!"
WELL, truth is, as much as we hate to admit it, the bears are loaded with talent. They drafted one of the best TE's available in the draft, if not THE best TE in the draft. But anyways, I for one don't want to toot his horn, as I hear his #### all the time, see i eat lunch, go to the gym, myself and wife hangs out with hisself and wife, ect......so you get the picture.
BUT see here's the thing, the resentment I have for his team stems from other things outsIde of watching football on tv, or talking trash at the dinner table.......... IT'S A MADDEN 08 THING! YEAH, that's right a video game. I like to kick his #### on madden xbox 360, and he attempts to kick mine, but can never muster enough skill to do so ( PROOF OF THIS IS A 9 GAME WINNING STREAK WHERE HE DIDN'T SCORE AN OFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN! INCLUDING A 69-3 LOSS AND A SHUTOUT 29-0 AND TWICE WHERE HE BEGGED FOR MERCY AND ENDED UP QUITTING!......TRUE DAT, I'D NEVER LIE!). So that's why he is on here talking trash, trouble is I have some back-up , there are a whole lot of cowboys fans reading cowboys bogs and just like the real life indians, only a few bears fans that stick together. There's an old saying, you never see 2 indians in the same place at the same time, cause there so few and far between, same goes with the bears fans. NOW comes the explanation of a bet I have with him, him being BOATMAN who I have referred to before. Boatman and I had a brainstorm of an idea one day at the gym. We have plans to take the wives and trek up to chicago to watch the bears game. Boatman's big brother "E" has us hooked up to go to some type of big #### game party, complete with beer, topless women, snacks and a whole lot of cowboys kickin some bears ####! OK,OK maybe not the topless women, the wife wouldn't go for that, well maybe she would....ok that's material for another blog on another day HEEHEE! BUT, the KICKER OF THE BET, is that which ever team loses, cowboys is me, bears is him, the loser has to wear the other guys team jersey. I KNOW, DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A BIG DEAL, but BOATMAN, being the awsome friend he was trying to be, WENT OUT AND FOR $4.99 NO TAX AND FREE SHIPPING ( cheap #### jersey and a sorry #### player grossman is), BOUGHT A GROSSMAN JERSEY IN MY SIZE ( now people, you know when you buy a jersey and the vender tells you there's no sales tax, no shipping from overseas, this is a hand stitched jersey, and the total cost is a whopping $4.99..............SOMETHINGS DAMN WRONG!). " THAT #### JUST WASN'T RIGHT !" WELL, i got something for him, for one brief moment, when he loses, his #### is gonna squeeze into a QUINCY CARTER jersey i own and not by choice it was a gift from my family after me giving them explixit instructions NOT to buy a QUINCY CARTER JERSEY, ANY OTHER PLAYER, WELL NOT BLEDSOE, BUT JUST NOT A CARTER JERSEY ( SURELY FOR THE 4 DEVOTED READERS THAT MAYBE HAVE READ MY ENTIRE BLOG KNOWS I FREAKIN hatehatehate QUINCY CARTER ) and i'm getting a picture of this ( and yes it goes on myspace fo sho soon after being taken!)
WELL, IN CLOSING, GUESS I'VE RAMBLED ON TOO MUCH, THAT I JUST HOPE, that after the cowboys kicks the BEARS ####................ THAT MY LITTLE BUDDY WAKES UP, GOES TO HIBBITTS SPORTING GOODS AND BUYS A COWBOYS JERSEY, CAUSE , HELL, I HATE TO SEE HIS KIND OF PEOPLE ( BEARS FANS ) BECOME EXTINCT.......................MATTER OF FACT, THERE'S NOT EVEN 2 OF THEM TO STICK TOGETHER HERE IN HELL!!
I'm Brian Smith! I'm the Greatest Cowboys fan alive! I am the authority on all things Dallas Cowboys and this is my blog for today! PEACE OUT!!!
Funny thing, guess i'll share it with you.......... I don't have alot of people i consider close friends, so, after seeing this, I decided to call the few people I thought would care.
My wife J - well, called her first, she's always ####ing doing the woman thing, sure you guys have all heard it too... " eeeehhhhh, you never tell me anything, you always tell everyone else and the only way I find out is if i'm there!" SSSOOOOOOO, I decided to test this theory and I called her first. HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, guess what, told her my blog was on fox sports front page, she said " oh yeah, sounds cool, but i'm busy right now, AND FRICKIN HUNG UP- ON ME!!!!!!!! NOW, I haven't blogged much lately, but when I do, I really put my thoughts into it, being as i have a few friends i talk too and being a cop has alot to do with that I think, I figured my wife of all people would be excited.........NOPE!
MY BUDDY THE BOATMAN - ACCURATELY NAMED CAUSE HE WORKS ON BOATS 24-7.
alittle history for those of you that don't know the boatman, we became buddies thru his nephew, who's gonna be left mentioned at that , but he's a bondsman and i'm a cop, so it's really good teamwork, i arrest em, he bonds their crackhead #### out and i get to arrest em again! AIGHT, ONTO THE STORY............................................. ..
SO, I called him up, immediately he logged on, seen it, was excited for me, which, I know it's not a big deal to some, but i rarely have god #### happen to me, so this was good #### for me, even if it was a small thing! well, we chatted, I decided screw it, when he got off work I was leaving work , and we'd game it up some on 360 madden 08 ( which for those of you curious, clueless, or just don't give a #### is by far the baddest #### game ever......... well except for nfl 2k on dreamcast and madden 92/93 on sega). so we chatted abit, workedout the details and i hung up.
my mother - wouldn't answer the phone, left her a message
my dad - doesn't care anyways but i'll be damned if i wasn't sharing it with atleast 3 people
so if you're keeping count, that was 2 people i told, 1 didn't care and 1 was excited for me..........
then i realized i ran out of people to tell........................
sometimes life just bites..............but my blog is still on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Brian Smith! I'm the Greatest Cowboys fan alive! I am the authority on all things Dallas Cowboys and this is my blog for today! PEACE OUT!!!
WELL, SEEMS I AM GETTING A FEW PEOPLE WHO ARE READING THE BLOG. I'VE DECIDED TO TRY TO START BLOGGING MORE. IT'S HELPING ME COPE WITH SOME PERSONAL ISSUES RIGHT NOW ON THE JOB AND BASICALLY WANTING TO #### A FEW PEOPLE UP..........LOL
GOT A RESPONSE TO MY 1ST BLOG ON VICK, SO LET ME CLARIFY A FEW THINGS.
NEVER TAKE MY POST PERSONALLY UNLESS YOU'RE AN EAGLES OR FALCONS FAN
VICK SUCKS, AND THE ASPCA IS GOING TO GET HIS ####, I LOVE IT.
VICK DROWNED AND HUNG DOGS, NOTHING JUSTIFIES HIS ACTIONS!
AS LONG AS VICK IS IN THE NEWS I'M GONNA SPEAK MY MIND ABOUT HIM, I DIDN'T LIKE HIS #### TO BEGIN WITH, THIS JUST HELPS ME JUSTIFY PUTTING HIM IN THEQUINCY CARTERCATEGORY OF " L. O. S. E. R !
I HATE THE EAGLES, THOUGHT I MADE THAT CLEAR?
THAT'S WHY WE LIVE IN AMERICA, SO I CAN SPEAK MY MIND AND YOU HAVE TO KEEP COMING BACK TO READ IT!
I'M A COP........ A. K. A. " A Z Z H O L E " SO THERE, NOW YOU KNOW WHY I'M ANGRY IN MY BLOG 79.8% OF THE TIME!
THE EAGLES SUCK !
DONOVAN MCNABBWITH HIS BROKE #### ACHILIES TENDON HAVING SELF SUCKS!
DONOVAN'S AFRO SUCKS!
JEREMY TROTTERSUCKS BUT I SHO WOULD LIKE TO HAVE HIM ON THE COWBOYS TEAM! HARD HITTIN MO-FO!
THINGS ARE WRONG IN THE WORLD WHEN VICK HAS LIGHTENING SPEED FASTER THAN EVERY QUARTERBACK ON XBOX 360 MADDEN 07 & 08 AND YOU KNOW IT!
THE EAGLES STILL SUCK!
THE GIANTS SUCK!
THE CARDINALS SUCK!
THE PATRIOTS SUCK!
THE SAINTS SUCK BUT THEY HAVE A BAD #### COACH ( COWBOYS) SPIN OFF/...........YOU'RE WELCOME NEW ORLEANS)
THE COWBOYS RULE.................... #1!
THECHICAGO BEARSSUCK
THEIR RATING ON XBOX 360 MADDEN 07 & 08 WAS UNREALISTIC!
THE BEARS WILL TURN OUT TO BE JUST LIKE THE BENGALS ARE.........TROUBLE MAKING LAW BREAKING DRUG AND ALCOHOL ADDICTED ####S AND THEY SUCK!
HOW BOUT CHUH ROMO! GONNA STOMP SOME ####..BEEN A FEW YEARS COMING....THANKS TO PARCELL'S OLD #### WHO WOULDN'T PLAY HIM AND SIGNEDDREW BLEDSOE TO PLAY INSTEAD......... "MR. STATUE IN THE POCKET!"
I LOVE YOU GUYS.......YOUR COMMENTS, YOUR #### TALKING AND EVERYTHING THAT COMES WITH THIS BLOG.KEEP IT COMIN!
THATS IT FOR NOW, VENTED ABIT.......MORE TO COME LATER
Jim Mora, the former Indianapolis Colts coach, got it only one-third right when he said Michael Vick was :
a coach killer
Now the quarterback will forever be labeled:
a coach killer
an admitted dog killer
and a franchise killer.
One things for certain, he will never be labeled:
a team player!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vick has single handedly set his team back 3 or 4 years, they're having to settle for Joey Harrington, the Detroit Lions reject.....lol I personally think Quincy Carter would fit in well in Atlanta, he claimed to be an athletic QB who could scramble, BUT WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder when it's all settled if Carter's jersey will bring MORE or LESS than Vicks?
In disciplining Vick, commissioner Roger Goodell said Vick's admitted conduct was "not only illegal but also cruel and reprehensible" and regardless whether he personally placed bets, "your actions in funding the betting and your association with illegal gambling both violate the terms of your NFL player contract and expose you to corrupting influences in derogation of one of the most fundamental responsibilities of an NFL player."
In disciplining Vick, commissioner Roger Goodell said Vick's admitted conduct was "not only illegal but also cruel and reprehensible" and regardless whether he personally placed bets, "your actions in funding the betting and your association with illegal gambling both violate the terms of your NFL player contract and expose you to corrupting influences in derogation of one of the most fundamental responsibilities of an NFL player."
NOW, ABOVE OBVIOUSLY WAS A CUT & PASTE FROM FOX SPORTS NFL RELEASED STATEMENT FROM ROGER GOODALL STATING WHAT VICK'S ADMITTED TOO VIOLATES NFL POLICY............... " PEOPLE VICK DROWNED DOGS, THAT WOULD NOT OR DID NOT PERFORM WELL.................HOW DOES THIS NOT VIOLATE MORE THAN THE NFLPOLICY? WHY DOES THIS NOT VIOLATE THE ASPCA'S POLICY? IT WILL BE A DISCRACE TO OUR JUSTICE AND LEGAL SYSTEM IF/WHEN VICK RECIEVES A LIGHTER SENTENCE, AND YOU KNOW IT'S COMING!"
OK, sorry that was in all caps, but it summarizes just what i feel and how I feel. I am outraged by this whole ordeal! A little background for ya. I do give monthly to the ASPCA, we currently have 3 dogs that lives the good life, heck, alot of times when one of my dogs eat something or tear, sorry destroy something, I personally find it hard to get onto them for a longer period than 15 minutes......lol SIMPLY BECAUSE WE TREAT OUR CHILDREN LIKE DOGS, .........err i mean dogs like children......lol . But how will you ever be able to make yourself sit, and watch, a game involving vick ever again? sure he's a gifted athlete that hung dogs from a tree, sure he's able to scramble for 100-150 yards A GAME AND DROWN DOGS ON HIS PRIVATE PROPERTY...........GET THE POINT? Everytime he's ever mentioned again, those things go hand in have. well, i've vented about this enough i guess, as there are millions of other, more gifted writers blogging about it but I do want to say one thing in closing.
IF IT MEANT MY TEAM NEVER WENT TO THE SUPERBOWL AGAIN IF THEY COULD ONLY GO WITH VICK, THEN I'D BE HAPPY NEVER SEEING THEM IN THE SUPERBOWL!"
Man am I ready for some football. The Cowboys are coming into the pre-season looking strong all around. this is going to be a short post but i plan on blogging again tomorrow night about some off-season happenings with the cowboys and just on a quick note............how about the trade giving us a round 1 pick in next years draft? FREAKIN AWSOME,RIGHT?!?!?!?!?! I think Brady Quinn is the real deal, but even Aikman took a couple years to get the ship rolling in the right direction. I think when it's all said and done, we have a top 5 draft pick and hopefully a top 5 running back in next years draft or possibly a speedy wide receiver to go with Terrell.
What do we really need to accomplish in the off-season and the pre-season? well, consistency with Romo I think is priority #1. It appears that Romo has taken the off-season seriously. he entered camp this year looking better than anytime in his career and for good reason........produce numbers, wins and playoffs..........get a nice contract to go with it! For those who dog Jerry Jones (and i have been 1 in the past to hound him on things he's said and done) , Jerry has put together a core of players that could rival the big 3 of the 90's. Now , before I blog my thoughts and tell you the big 3 i'm talking about, keep in mind the big picture.......Julius Jones is not the answer at running back! He has done mediocre, just like his brother Thomas did for the bears for years before stepping it up last year ( and the injury bug runs in the family..........Thomas laid up already with a bum leg) , I think Marion Barber is the long term answer for us. So here goes my Big 3 for this decade of cowboys teams to make the run for the superbowl:
1. Tony Romo
2. Terrell Owens
3. Jason Witten
Now, I know, there are so many big name players on this team, but these are the weapons we have, the defense is rockin this year, and most cowboys fans could make a case Demarcus Ware's name should be on there, or Marcus Spears , Anthony Newman, Anthony Henry , Julius Jones who i stated above I feel shouldn't be considered, Big Daddy Flozel Adams or even Bobby Carpenter. Whoever the case may be, opinions are like #### holes, everyone's got one and mine's stated above!
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