Hilda and Gertrude were out one beautiful Sunday afternoon,for their weekly golf outing. They were both playing the games of their lives. After playing the front 9 they stopped at the clubhouse for a quick drink and for Hilda to make a "pit stop".
The ladies continued to play well on the back 9 shooting well below their handicaps. Alas when they reached the 15th hole Gertrude was gripped by an undeniable urgency to relive herself. Being a women of refinment and grace, the thought of making a pee pee in the woods was apalling. Unfortunatly being so far away from the proper facilities, she was faced with the dilemma that she would never make it.
Hilda pointed out a discreet spot just 20 yds away under a giant elm that would shield her friend from any prying eyes.
Gertrude made it to the tree,hiked up her skirt, dropped her skivies and "let fly" if you will.
About 6 feet below the ground,lived Willie the worm and his best freind Sluggo. It was at about this time that Sluggo informed Willie it was his turn to go to the surface and check the weather. Willie, being a dutiful friend complied and slowly wriggled his way to the surface.
As chance would have it, Willie had the misfortune of breaking the surface smack dab between the legs of Gertrude and was greeted with a torrential golden shower.
Willie was forced to retreat back into his worm hole. When he made it back to Sluggo, his friend eyed him with some concern. "What in the name of God happened to you Willie?",asked his pal.
Willie looked at his friend and said " I don't know buddy, but I'll tell you what. We're not going back up there for a while"
Sluggo asked,"why not"?
Willie replied "It's raining so hard up there,the birds are building their nests upside down"!
"You don't tug on Supermans cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim".
Well, apparently it's not such a good idea to wear your Longhorns tee-shirt into a bar deep in the heart of Sooner country, if you plan on hanging on to your "cash and prizes" that is.
32 yr. old Texas fan Brian Thomas had to learn the hard way after walking into a bar in Norman Ok. on June 17 wearing his Texas colors, much to the chagrin of rabid (and most likely toothless) Sooner fan and bar regular Allen Michael Beckett.
After a few drinks and some heated trash talk ,Thomas figured it was about time leave . Unfortunatly for young Brian ,Mr Beckett had another idea. Still a little irked over the tee-shirt Beckett decided to see for himself just what kind of balls the Longhorn lover had.
Beckett grabbed him by the junk, pulled him to the ground and wouldn't let go, even as bar patrons tried to break it up. When the two men were separated, Thomas looked down and realized the extent of his injuries.He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body. Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes had these words of wisdom, "He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse
Right Carl, the guy just literally got his balls ripped off ,but the white shorts were his biggest problem.
Instead of anylizing and picking apart the various teams draft picks,This post will focus on a player who was passed over in this 2008 NFL draft , Whom I believe will become a very good FA pickup.
Jamie Silva, ss, Boston College
Silva started 37games for BC. He had 302 career tackles (193 solo) and 3 1/2 sacks for minus-23 yards, as well as 15 1/2 stops for losses totaling 55 yards. He caused three fumbles, recovered four others, including one that he returned 51 yards for a touchdown, and deflected seven passes. Silva is a "Kamikazee" on special teams and has earned comparisons to the ledgendary Steve Tasker from some NFL scouts. I wached this guy play 3 seasons at BC and the way he plays reminds me a lot of Pat Tillman. (Maybe it's the hair)
I figured him to go somwhere between the 5th and 7th rounds. (Shows what I know )
I believe whichever team signs him as a free agent is getting one hell of a football player at a bargain price. This Kid plays angry all the time and the fact that he was passed over will only motivate him further. He can step in right away and be a standout special teams guy
Silva is an extremely hard working , intelligent ( 29 on the wonderlic) and instictive player who has a "nose for the ball" and always seems to make the big stops when it counts(28 redzone tackles). Plays with the kind blatant disregard for his own, as well as his opponents body, that will endear him to all football fans.
I see Jamie Silva having a long and productive NFL career as a starting SS and a standout special teams guy.
Congrats to the Pats for a perfect regular season and to Brady and Moss for breaking the records. Now the real season begins
For me, the real thanks goes to the Giants and their coaching staff for "playing their #### off", when they had nothing to gain
As we will no doubt witness this weekend A lot of teams who have already made the Playoffs will mail it in and rest their starters. Why risk injury to a star player when their is nothing on the line but a meaningless win.
The Giants risked their post season for pride. They came out in this game fullbore with all their starters and gave the Pats all they could handle. You could tell the Giants wanted this game badly. They made the Pats work hard for that 16th win
This was the best game of the season so far as far as I'm concerned
Hat's off to Coughlin and the Giants, You are one of the reasons the NFL is the best
With the Jets comming to Foxboro for the first time since the Spygate scandal, I'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate one of the all time great Jets , Joe Namath for getting his degree from the University of Alabama some 42 years after leaving school to pursue an NFL career.
So much for guarauntees, As Tommy Challahan SR. once said " a gaurauntee is only as good as the name on the box. The name on this particular box was Anthony Smith , obviously not a man of his word.
As has always been the case ,the Patriots did all their talking on the field. The vaunted Steeler defense was shredded by Tom Brady and Co., to the tune of 399yds and 4 tds. It should have been 5 but Randy Moss dropped a perfectly thrown ball in the endzone. The Pats accomplised this agianst a defense that blitzed every down and did not have to concern themselves with the running game at all. The Pats threw the ball 46 times and ran it only 9 for 22yds
This is not at all suprising to me, as Pittsburgh is grossly overrated , their"quality wins " have come against Seattle , The Bills, and The Browns twice Seattle is decent, Bills and Browns mediocre at best.
The Steelers have been weighed and measured and have been found wanting.
13-0 Baby !, Bring the love people, bring the love people
Baltimore could have won this game tonite their offensive line handed the Pats defense their collective ####. a pathetic display for 3 1\2 quarters, alas football is played for 4 quarters and the cream ALWAYS rises to the top.
First a boneheaded Pass attempt by Boller resulting in a gift interception by the Pats . The Ravens were not done giving. This being the Christmas season ,Rex Ryan gave New England another chance with an untimely timeout a milisecond before the Pats were stopped on 4th&1 . Hats off to the Ravens another "Moral victory" for a Pats opponent . another Blueprint drawn up . The Pats will take the win, 12-0 baby
The Ravens had several chances to put the game away and "Spit the bit" every time.
Shula just threw up in his mouth
LMAO
goodnite people ,some of us have to work
Brian Billick,Rex Ryan and Bart Scott ...........Go sit in the corner!
$99 for a ticket ,$8 for a #### beer ,$40 to park , $100 for a Tom Brady imitaton game shirt , $300 to bail yourself out of the #### drunk tank, $2500 for a jewish lawyer to beat the DUI charge, Paying for the Packers vs. Cowboys game tomorrow night ..................ABSOLUTLY #### RIDICULAS!!!! the NFL has now crossed the line between free enterprise and criminal activity , I buy the #### hats and shirts and socks and every other thing that they can put an NFL logo on, but enough is enough. I've held season tickets from 1988 - 1999, thats right I got treated to the immortal stylings of Rod Rust ,#### McPherson and Hugh Millen, I know I should be grateful , but #### all that. What the NFL is pulling with this #### is beyond reprehensible. Don't these greedy Mother####kers make enough on the ticket sales, merchandising licences, and TV contracts? Do they really need to fleece the fans for thursday night games by putting them on the NFL network? I don't know about the rest of you ,but Fulltilt is all done with the NFL until they smarten the #### up. Undefeated season or not.
I'm a rabid boston sports fan.
Pats,Sox,Celt s and will support the Bruins again when Jeremy Jacobs is playin ice hockey in HELL.
Also a HUGE! M.M.A fan especialy UFC and PRIDE.
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