The following is inspired by 8929fan and that JayJayDean guy. My take is a little different. Jay Jay did a good job of discussing some people on the bubble and their situations. My aim is to determine who is really stuck down in the hole right now. JayJay, I didn't notice you had so many comments at the end of your post when I started this so forgive me if it is sort of a duplicate post.
The last time I did this it was Michael Waltrip who was in the deepest do do and today that is still the case. But everybody knew that last time and knows it this time too so there is not much interesting in that. Wipe your face off Michael, I can't see you.
Sorry NASCARQUEEN, your life must suck almost as bad as does the one of this Sterling Marlin fan. Don't get me wrong, Mikey is not one of my top five favorites, but you gotta love anyone that ran at the old Nashville Speedway and hails from Owensboro Kentucky. Plus, I really do like his style and think he is good for the sport. But he is obviously in very deep Shinola.
My last run through of this before Las Vegas pointed out that Paul Menard was in a deep spot. Let's see, how is he doing today? Thank you JayJay for making this easy for me.
Well friends Menard has found his way out of the scheishole and is in 37th place in owner points. He has climbed plumb up the hole, back into the outhouse. Congratulations to Paul on this feet of strength and endurance. Someone get a hose for this man would you? Give him a Dirty Jobs award when your done with the hose.
8929 fan is worried about her favorite Kasey Kahne who idolizes her. If Kasey will stop thinking about her when he is driving maybe he will stop wreckin'. 8, leave the boy alone, your messin with the boys mind.
Kasey is 36th in owner points and rain is in the forecast for Atlanta on Friday. So 8 asked, what affect will this have on Kasey. Well Jay has answered her, but let me reassure you honey. (Don't hit me hubby!) [That's one of those southern "honeys' anyway.] If it rains, Kasey is in because he was in the top 35 in owner points last year, which might help him, so you may want to start a raindance.
Rain could be good news for some other struggling teams. Rain would put Dave Blaney, Scott Riggs and Ken Schrader in the show based on last year's owner standings. These teams have been struggling. So they may want to join Ray Evernham over near his trailer for the rain dance. Kenny, take 'em some Little Debbie cakes.
Rain would hurt John Andretti in the Front Row Motorsports No. 37 Huddle House Dodge Charger. John failed to qualify on speed at Las Vegas and if it rains at Atlanta he would have no chance to get in the race based on speed. While this underfunded team may be a surprise, there is no doubt John Andretti can drive well enough to run in Nextel Cup races. Andretti finished 34th in the No. 37 Camping World Dodge Charger at California.
Bill Elliott failed to qualify the No.37 Huddle House Dodge at Daytona. The bad break for the team at Daytona was that they were knocked out when Dale Jarrett took the past champion's provisional or Elliot would have been in and John would not be facing the do do. (WOW, that took a little real research.)
But I am going to forecast Blue Skys in the deep south for today and keep it on the sunny side. I am going to base my forecast on NASCAR getting qualifying in somehow even in a window between rain if they have too and base my prediction on that.
O.K. so if it doesn't rain who is hurting the most and really in the bat guano? Well, it still comes back to Front Row Motorsports. But this time it is Kevin LePage in the 34. Kevin is barely ahead of Morgan Shephard, who I have previously posted, should be Busch racing anyway. Even Morgan is ahead of Mikey. So sad.
Kevin hasn't run as good as Andretti. He is way out of the money in all categories and really needs to qualify well today if he has any real hopes of running anything near a full Nextel Cup Season. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you this weeks I'm standing in stinking fertilizer winner, Kevin LePage.
The 25 Greatest Daytona 500 Drivers Of All-Time by Ron Thornton
The countdown continues as we near the 49th edition of the Great American Race. With the anticipation building, combined with my (moparornocar) love for history, statistics, and possibly for causing trouble, I thought I would take a crack at coming up with a list to honor the 25 greatest Daytona 500 drivers of all-time.
How successful was I in coming up with a method of making such a determination that most, though understandably not all, might agree with? Well, the 25 best I came up with represent 38 Daytona 500 victories and include 20 of the 50 best drivers as decided during NASCAR's 50th anniversary celebrations nine years ago. As for the five not on that 1998 chart, they managed to combine for six wins and 38 Top Ten finishes when it came to competing in the February spectacle.
David Pearson
10. DAVID PEARSON - 110 Points 1 Win (1976) 3 Top Threes (1966, 70, 76) 6 Top Fives (1966, 68, 70-71, 75-76) 10 Top Tens (1962, 66, 68-71, 75-76, 83-84)
9. JEFF GORDON - 113 Points 3 Wins (1997, 99, 2005) 5 Top Fives (1993-94, 97, 99, 2005) 7 Top Tens (1993-94, 97, 99, 2002, 04-05)
8. TERRY LABONTE - 118 Points 4 Top Threes (1986, 90, 94, 97) 6 Top Fives (1982, 86, 88, 90, 94, 97) 12 Top Tens (1980, 82-83, 86, 88-90, 92, 94-95, 97, 2000)
7. BENNY PARSONS - 130 Points 1 Win (1975) 5 Top Threes (1975-78, 87) 8 Top Fives (1972, 75-78, 80, 86-87) 9 Top Tens (1969, 72, 75-78, 80, 86-87)
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David Pearson
Bill Elliott
