The outhouse is too small to hold all the men that are in the do do now so I am taking them out to the old family farm to clean up the stables in the horse barn. It has plenty of stables. So it aught to hold all the drivers that may eventually wind up in the do do.
Well the four may have qualified for a race, but I told this now part time Nextel team to go Busch a long time ago. Ward. Getouttahheah!
Mikey. Here is the first stable for you. Just shovel the #### and throw it out the window there.
Kevin. Here. This stable right next to Mikey will work for you.
A.J.? Here ya go. Work on this stable right here next to Kevin. Yeah, I see you made the race. But even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and then.
Now who else do we have here?
Well, Kenny Wallace. I really hate to do this to you old friend. I mean last year you were my favorite Busch driver. I know Auto Zone #### you over. They said they weren't going to sponsor anyone and pulled sponsorship from your team leaving you stranded and killing that team. Now they are on Harvick's car in Busch. Liars!
But why are you embarassing yourself running with these Furniture guys? Is the money worth it? Is it just your passion for racing? Learn to let go of the Cup dream man. Find another Busch team. Or run some truck races. But as long as you stick with the Row, well, you'll probably be shoveling #### here. Go on, get in there, and get busy.
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