So it's been a while since I've made a post. Apologies to all who have been waiting especially since this was a week ago, but with school back in session, I've had to hit the books.
Your boy will be graduating this December so I'm doing everything possible to make sure that happens.
Since there's been a gap, I figured I'd come with something huge.
Last Saturday, the New York Knicks came to Orlando and I was able to obtain a press pass to do a story for my school paper on a former high school teammate of Eddy Curry.
Definitely not trying to self promote, but if you want to check out the story here you go:
First time I get a press pass to any professional sport, it's to see the team I've worshiped since I found out about basketball.
Before I begin I just want everyone out there to know if you have to cover a game, hope it's with the Orlando Magic, their front office was great and easy to work with. The Knicks front office was just as nice but it took awhile for them to get back to me.
Not talking trash, but I every time my phone rang I was disappointed that a 212 area code wasn't popping up for about five days straight.
So here's a timeline of what went down.
7:00 a.m.- Wake up because I have a long drive from Tampa to Orlando, was told to meet up with the Knicks when the team bus arrives at 10:30 for a media session before morning practice.
7:45 a.m.- Hit the road after taking shower and brushing my teeth three times (want to make sure I don't have stank breath when talking to NBA players).
9:00 a.m.- after the 80 mile drive on I-4 to Orlando finally arrive outside of the arena. Takes me about 30 minutes to figure out which entrance was the one I was told to go through.
9:30 a.m.- Orlando Magic security doesn't know who I am because my press pass is coming through the Knicks, was told to wait outside until the team arrives.
9:45- hanging outside with some of the janitors on their cigarette break, they tell me they've been working for 24 hours straight because of the Nets were in town on Friday night. They make fun of me for being dressed up to talk to a bunch of guys.
10:00 a.m.- darkness sets and it starts pouring rain, now I'm drenched. Magic security still won't let me inside. Of course I don't pack an umbrella. About to graduate college, live in Florida, still don't have enough common sense to carry an umbrella.
10:15 a.m.- Matt Guokas, SunSports color commentator for the Magic arrives. I hold the door for him and walk behind him like I'm his friend but immediately get thrown back outside by security.
10:30 a.m.- Knicks team bus pulls up. First person off is Herb Williams, trying not to laugh. Next comes Isiah with one of those 'oh crap please don't let everyone make fun of me for giving up on Trevor Ariza too quickly' looks on his face. Then the whole team comes out.
11:00 a.m.- Knicks public relations director comes out and remembers I'm supposed to interview Eddy Curry but tells me to come back at 5:30 because the media session is over. I'm restraining myself from punching everyone in the face.
11:15 a.m.- get in my car after paying $8 to park and told I'll have to pay again because there is no re-entry. Trying not to punch anyone in the face but it's really tough.
11:45 a.m.-drive around Orlando, where I don't know anybody, looking for a movie theater to kill some time.
12:15 p.m.- finally found one and really pumped because 'The Departed' is still in theaters. Really wanted to see that one for a long time.
12:30 p.m.- Officially dubbed the 'weird guy' for seeing a movie that's coming out on DVD this Tuesday by myself by the other two people sitting in the theater. So I fart and waft it in their direction.
3:45 p.m.- movie ends, even better than I thought. Definitely a must rent if you haven't seen it.
4:00 p.m.- Show my stub for the parking garage from before. Get in without having to pay again. Things start looking up.
4:15 p.m.- camp outside the Knicks locker room staring at the questions I have lined up for Eddy Curry. Getting really antsy but not trying to show it.
4:45 p.m.- most of the Knicks start walking by, most notably Rendaldo Balkman, he's the only one that says 'what's up' to me. I'm trying not to scream 'Thanks for getting drafted' at him. Honestly he's not a horrible player, just the embodiment of every Knick draft pick since Marc Jackson was selected.
5:00 p.m.- Jamal Crawford comes running by, stop him real quick and ask him if I can talk to him about Eddy Curry. He says that he's in a rush and find him after the game. Starting to get frustrated.
5:15 p.m.- Isiah Thomas holds a mini-press conference in front of the Knicks locker room. He is honestly the lowest talker I've ever heard. Imagine the lady in the Seinfeld episode magnified by 50 times. I think it's really cool to see some familiar faces: Marc Berman (New York Post) Howard Beck (New York Times) and Frank Isola (New York Daily News) talking to Isiah. Hope to be there one day.
5:30 p.m.-It's go time. Knicks locker room is open to the media and I need to ask Curry about his former high school teammate. I walk in and everyone is just sitting around joking. The Nets-Magic from the night before is on the big screen tv.
5:35 p.m.-No sign of Eddy Curry so I just watch the game and not say anything to anyone. Really awkward, not sure what to do. The tension is broken.
5:36 p.m.- Feel a hand grab my shoulder, turn around and Steve Francis says "What's up man, who are you looking for?" In my memory I don't stutter like a nitwit but I'm sure that's what happened. Here's a summary of the exchange:
Me-Eddy Curry, but I'm pretty sure he's not here because he's pretty hard to miss.
Francis-Yeah, he's with the trainer so you'll have to come back later (not sure if he's joking). He isn't.
Me-(depressed and trying not to cry/rampage) Oh, ok. (turns back to the tv)
Francis-First time, hunh?
Me-yeah how'd you know?
Francis-You're dressed up too nice, like you're going out on a date. You look to good to be a regular reporter. Hey Steph, don't talk to this guy he's new!
Me- So when are you coming back?
Francis- I should be back in the next week or two, still a little banged up.
Me- why are you wearing Nike shoes? What happened with Reebok?
Francis- Man, I'm still bitter about that, one down year and you're gone. Me and Kenyon.
http://www.rbk.com/us/basketball/
Click on Ballers and notice who isn't there.
(Notice no Steve Francis but Marty Collins??? You get sucker punched by the leading scorer in the league and land a shoe deal instead of Stevie Franchise???)
Me-But Mo Peterson is there.
Francis- making the 'I can't believe Morris Peterson is signed with someone to a shoe deal and not me face' and refusing to talk about it. He shakes his head and walks away. Thanks to Bill Simmons for the face game and the running diary idea. I read him way too much.
5:45 p.m.- Channing Frye sitting at his locker watching the Magic game commenting on how much it stinks trying to guard Dwight Howard. "Man that guy is a beast. He is unbelievably strong and you don't realize how quick he is. That man does damage."
5:48 p.m.- Renaldo Balkman upset because he can't get tickets to some of the members of his friends/family.
5:49 p.m.- Stephon Marbury fills out about 15 ticket requests for his friends/family and has them approved immediately. I'm not laughing yet, still kind of nervous.
5:50 p.m.-Nate Robinson on the slam dunk contest- It's going to be in Vegas, I've got something big planned out.
5:55 p.m.- David Lee on the Rookie/Sophomore game (genuinely honored to be included) I can't wait, I really don't believe I was selected. I want to go out there and show what I can do.
6:00 p.m.-Media session in the locker room is over, one hour before tip off.
6:00 .1 seconds p.m.- walk out of the room absolutely in disbelief about how incridably nice everyone on the team was. I talked to Frye, Robinson, Marbury, Francis, Lee, Jared Jefferies, Quinton Richardson and Isiah Thomas with no problems. All of them were the definition of great people. Honestly.
6:15 p.m.- find my seat for the game make small chit chat with everyone around me.
6:30 p.m.- make a good connection with two writers from local universities (UCF and Valencia). The writer from Valencia is doing a piece on Marbury so we all make bets about his numbers for the game.
6:35 p.m.-everyone baffled when I say 14 points, five assists and three rebounds.
6:40 p.m.- I focus in on Dwight Hoard and realize he has to be the scariest player in basketball to guard right now. I feel for Frye.
7:00 p.m.- I make my first of many "Can't wait for Hedo to start chucking it up jokes" doesn't really land like I had hoped.
7:15 p.m.- tip off, fighting off exhaustion.
7:30 p.m.- surprised that the Knicks offense jumps out to an early lead. Curry having a good first quarter, I'm amped because he'll want to talk. After one, Knicks 23 Magic 18.
8:00 p.m.- Half time comes, Knicks, behind outside shooting
from Frye (13 first half points), jump to a 49-34 lead. In the media room, Rudy Tomjanovich walks in and starts chowing down on some popcorn. He's a scout for the Lakers. I'm holding back making any '94 Finals comments. I hated Mario
Elie. Stupid Rockets stealing MY title. That one was mine. Let's move on.
8:10 p.m.- Jerome James, a starter for this game, absolutely swats the crap out of Howard for the second time. I'm amazed. Jerome James actually playing.
8:45 p.m.- Knicks hold a sizeable lead, decide to get a jump and try and camp outside of the Knicks locker room to find Eddy Curry. Mini tv shows a mini Magic comeback. Too little, too late.
8:50 p.m.- Realize that Curry is having too good of a game. After being snubbed (yes I'm serious) for the All-Star game, Curry posts 27 to Howard's 15. Even more incredible, Darko leads all Magicians with 19 points. I was there when Darko balled out. Unbelievable.
9:00 p.m.- Knicks 94-Magic 86, New York
improves to 21-28 (never thought I'd be saying that) while the hot start from Orlando is long forgotten
as they drop to 25-23.
9:10 p.m.- The other writers realize I won the "What's Steph going to put up" bet, they all said in the range of 22-30 points because Jameer Neelson was guarding him. I knew better. Steph is is still a decent scorer but not the team's main option. Starbury finishes with 14 points (exactly what I said) two assists and six rebounds. Pretty good at the prediction game.
9:15 p.m.- Thomas holds a press conference outside of the locker room. Amazingly the most quiet person of all-time. Choir boy references are no joke, this guy needs a bullhorn to bring it up to a whisper.
9:18 p.m.- Here's the question posed to Isiah Thomas, 'Do
you see a little of yourself in Stephon?' Without missing a beat, he smiles and
says "Well Stephon is a good player, and I can say I see myself in him because
of that. If there's a bad player, than I don't see myself in him." Awesome. Didn't know Thomas had a sense of humor.
9:30 p.m.- Knicks locker room opens up, barrage of reporters and camera men run in. Curry's taking his time in the shower and reporters rush to Frye, who finished with 18 points.
9:31 p.m.- Jamal Crawford sees me and nods, saying it's ok to talk to him. I tell him I'm doing a story about Eddy so he dosen't think I'm short changing him for his six point effort. (Crawford has always been one of my favorite players and that 52 point outburst against the Heat just showed why)
9:32 p.m.- I'm talking to Jamal Crawford!!
9:33 p.m.- After hearing a question about Curry, the MSG Cameraman runs over and gets in Crawford's face. I change gears a little and ask questions he wanted to hear for tv, Crawford doesn't miss a beat. Great interview.
9:36 p.m.- Back to my questions about Curry in Chicago and Curry in New York and he's just talking and talking. He sensed I was new and was helping me out a little. Crawford just cemented his legacy as 'guy who I'll always defend even if he's not the most consistent player ever' title ex: John Starks. Crawford is now my favorite player in the league.
9:40 p.m.- Curry comes out of the shower but is just wearing a towel and wanting to change. I give him time but all the other reporters have no problem with the towel tuck. (See the episode of the King of Queens where the guy answers the door in a towel and Kevin James dreads going to his house)
9:45 p.m.- Curry has pants on now but also a bunch of reporters surrounding him, so I decide to wait because my questions are definitely off topic.
9:50 p.m.- It was like when Moses parted the Red Sea, the group of media surrounding Curry all run away to other various players around the room, I move in.
9:51 p.m- Hand Curry a media guide with his buddies picture on it and printed out his stats from this season. Curry's happy to see this.
9:52-10:05 p.m.- spend time talking about his friend. He answerers literally 25-30 of my questions while making jokes and not letting Marbury's incessant yelling be a distraction.
10:06 p.m.- Marbury thinks it's funny I didn't turn around, here's the exchange:
Marbury-Why didn't you turn around?
Me- What are you talking about?
Marbury- I was yelling out loud trying to distract you, since you know, you're a rookie and all.
Me- Oh I didn't hear you. I was way too focused.
Marbury- I yelled about three times then stopped, you passed, good stuff. Just try and get your questions out a little quicker, Eddy usually doesn't spend that much time with someone.
Marbury's giving me pointers. Good stuff.
10:10 p.m.- Call my brother in New Jersey and tell him to put on MSG and see if Crawford's being interviewd. Of course there's stupid Ranger highlights. They lost to Tampa Bay 3-2. They don't even show any Knicks stuff for the rest of the night, just replay the Ranger game.
I didn't get it because the Rangers game was on MSG 2 but my brother said he didn't see any Knicks/Magic stuff that night.
Who cares about hockey? Is that sport still even remotely relevent? I should have been on TV.
For the Super Bowl it was all college basketball and Ranger highlights, so I don't think I ever made it onto tv.
Obvisouly I haven't deal with the team on a day-to-day basis but anyone who thinks the Knicks are over paid punks are wrong. Yes, most of them are over paid but it was unbelievable how down to earth everyone was. I got everything I needed for my story times 1,000.
No way was I expecting that. You can make fun of their play (as I have for about four years straight) but I found out you can't make fun of them personally. Anyone who does then we have a problem. Talk to them and you'll see what I mean.
Absolutely the best day of my life. Just want to genuinely want to thank each and every one of the New York Knicks players and staff for allowing me to do that. And all of you for reading.
Back with more posts sometime.






Unfortunately I began watching basketball towards the tail end of the goggle craze back in the 1980's.

New York's
key to winning was taken away because Oakley was a master of throwing bows. 