According to a dear friend of mine that has absolutely no social life which is evident by what he has spent his time on for the past five years analyzing sport statistics to make a point. While I admire his tenacity to "prove" people wrong and put forth an argument that helps support his opinion I can only say "Glen I love you like a brother but please go out and get laid."  My friend has been tracking the won loss ratio of all the Div 1 schools in five major sports, football, men's BKB, woman's BKB, baseball, softball, and yes for some of you swimming, track, lacrosse, and other sports are completely ignored by my dear friend because they don't fit into his statistics which I finally after five years got him to admit through torture by playing the fight songs of LSU and other SEC schools since he "hates" the SEC and any other conference besides the power house known as the  Sunbelt conference.

What Glen will do is use a three year, two year, one year or what ever year cumulative figures to make his beloved University of Louisiana Lafayette Ragin Cajuns look good which I can honestly say in softball, baseball and the past few year the woman's BKB teams were good and consistent. The football team a program that had been largely destroyed by the administration is slowly being rebuilt under the leadership of head coach Ricky Bustle who is a class act and knows how to win but like many others in the ULL athletic complex these sports receive very little support from high on up from the University President and he is solely responsible for the debacle in ULL athletics despite the fact that if it was not for the boosters paying for support staff and putting up the funds necessary the athletic programs at ULL would be in total disrepair. It is sad to say the only support the University gives is the state funding for athletics and all other moneys derived from ticket sales or "money game" are channeled to other departments within the university and this is a practice that has been going on since Dr. Authement has been University President which his tenure has been 30 years or more and he is the longest serving University President in the United States but I digress.

The sports world according Glen is as follows for the top 25 programs in Div 1.

1. Tennessee 74.72
2. Texas         72.79
3. Ohio State 72.28
4. LSU           70.89
5. Oklahoma  70.11
6. Louisville   68.21
7. ULL           67.91
8. TX A&M   67.07
9. BAMA       66.23
10. ARZ State  65.85
11.  Georgia Tech 65.69
12. Arz              65.53
13. Brgm Young 65.36
14. FL State       65.20
15.  ND              64.78
16. Michigan     64.67
17. Nebraska     64.57
18.  Florida        64.43
19. N. Carolina  64.41
20. Georgia        64.19
21. Fresno State 64.16
22. NC State      63.90
23.  Baylor          63.83
24.  Stanford     63.29
25.  UCLA        62.13

So as you can see the power houses of Baylor, Fresno State, Stanford and others obviously dominate and are power houses in their own right and my dear confused statistically brilliant friend that has not been laid in long time and how could he since he is spending his time crunching numbers for the past five years and collecting data and I want to tell not just wins and losses but statistics from all aspects of these sports and he prints them and his friend from college that works for the local media gladly prints his story every year at this time and it is the one time that I read the local daily mistake and cut out his article, highlight the other local school that always is points ahead of his beloved ULL then laminate and send it to his office via a courier  and even sometimes under armed guard. It is always a good time for me and for some reason every year he knows what is coming but just does not have the ability to admit that the "other" school in the state it just somewhat better.

Glen has the ability to get people to see it his way and points out the "facts" the his arch enemy UL Monroe is statistically and totally inferior to his beloved Ragin Cajuns and that no team exists 45 miles away in Baton Rouge and the claim the "this other school" is that flagship school in the State of Louisiana is made up by "those people."

Glen I love you like a brother but it is time my friend that you take a little trip with our beloved Senator David Vitter or our former President Bill Clinton and get some tail because it does a body good and will release all that tension from years of obvious frustration.