Okay sport fans this is my last Blog until I return from the Middle East. Duty calls and when it does I answer. I want to give a shout out to some people I will be seeing up close and personal.

I want to congratulate the New England Patriots and the New York football Giants for winning their respective conference championship and facing off in the upcoming super bowl. I won't get into detailed breakdown of who, what and when in this game because we all know the Patriots are a very good team and the Giants seemed to come from nowhere to make a point about how good they can be. Even Ely Manning found his oats in the previous Patriot game with an almost come from behind victory. What that game showed is that the Patriots, while talented and well coached, they are beatable and not as great as many want to believe.

 

I equate this Super Bowl to the San Diego and San Francisco 49 super bowl of years past. That was a west coast super bowl that did not garner the national attention that many tried to hype and hope for. It was a very low TV rating and this "super" bowl may break that record. Lets face it the fans have Patriot fatigue unless of course you're a Patriot fan and from what I have seen on television they are fat ass bastards and not very pleasant to look at. Fat and ugly is not a way to go through ones life. But I guess it's all the inbreeding and everyone wanting to look like Uncle Ted.

Another fat ass that should have given up the game (political) years ago.

But I digress it's about football or is it?

 

What is more important is that NASA has discovered life on Mars and they have  pictorial evidence.

Not only is there some sort of human type being on mars but after careful review of the pictures sent back by the Mars rover it is evident there are also massive turtles that roam the planet as seen is the picture below.

 

This is what we need to be focusing on. How can we as Americans create a colony on this planet and exploit it? If these beings are large enough I am sure Belichick, or Pete Carroll are currently talking with NASA to bring these beings to earth to play some ball.

It appears that this Martian Man has just thrown a pass by the looks of his poise in the picture. College and NFL coaches obviously will not be far behind in getting them signed.

 

Another picture reviewed a giant phallus (above)and when Paris Hilton learned of this she was uttered to say "that's hot."

But when Pamela Anderson heard the news she immediately called a judge to have the penile object betrothed to her and rushed to the airport.

While Carmen Electra posed in anticipation.

 

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have already sent staffers to mars to get Martian man registered for the eventual Martian electoral showdown.

Barack was quoted as saying "Martians are people too and we are the same and should be treated as such and I am the only candidate that can bring Martian and Earthlings together in these trying universal times."

Not to be outdone Hillary immediately issued a press release that stated "as a bi-sexual Martian myself I understand the plight of Martians and how the republicans and the Bush administration have neglected Martian economic funding. Funding which I will make available to all Martians."

 

Al Gore was overheard saying he invented Martians. "I can prove I left a Gore Angel on Mars" he was quoted as saying.

 

Not to be outdone John McCain immediately wants to erect a space fence.

Mitt Romney said he did not believe in Martians then said he did.

Huckabee prayed they were friendly and said he would find a way to get them the medical services they desperately need.

Fred Thompson just looked old and confused and asked for a script writer.

Anybody that has taken this seriously really needs lots of help. Peace out!!!