
Jaromir Jagr's sticky fingers scored him his 50th goal this season. Jagr in an exclusive interview on MSG said he will celebrate after his 60th. He pointed out that his sticky fingers are a product of the new rules and not necessarily a product of Renney's coaching. He also mentioned having "a problem with a stomach muscle" which couldn't be alleviated with acupuncture. His scoring spree and maybe his stomach muscle problem might have to do with his love for peanut butter. I've decided to go on Ebay in an attempt to find the Jagr creamy concotion to feed the Pens and relieve their scoring drought. It was sold years ago at Giant Eagle. In those days, the Pens weren't into superdeals with Reebok. Jagr should lick his sticky fingers as the Rangers make the playoffs.