Here are a few of the transfers that have recently occured.  I have developed a software program based on past statistics, regression, advanced calculus and string theory that can predict how these mega transfers will do. Will they be a success or will they flop?

Luca Toni-  10 goals.  Helps Bayern win Uefa cup

Henry- 8 goals.  Injured again. doesn't fit in well with new team mates. huge goal slumps.  (Henry cant score on the French national team, nor could he with Monaco or Juventus)

Nani- 5 goals.  Finally Ronaldo has someone to talk to.  Accidently lands 3 rows into the Kop after doing his pattented back flips celebration after scoring a goal against liverpool.  

Gekas-17 goals.  No flop here.  Becomes the best player in the bayer Leverkusen system since Berbatov and Ballack.

Owen Hargreaves- 1 goal.  Becomes the most popular "Owen" in England.  Michael Carrick packs bags moves to Crystal Palace.

Klose- 9 goals-  Splits too much time between Toni and Podolski.  should have went abroad. Spain or England.  

Basturk- 5 goals-  strengthens the Stuttgart midfield. great transfer.

Lincoln- 9 goals- Curves his discipline in Turkey now that he is not in the same league as Bernd Schneider.   Writes gettysburg address.   

Scott Parker-2 goals.  Proves Usefull during the end of the year relegation battle for West Ham.

Viduka- 15 goals.  excels in Big Sams system. becomes a fan favorite.  

got to go.  just got off the phone with Arsne Wegner.  He wants to use my software.  I'd say Tevez for 10 goals. Viera would help too.