Now that the Wild traded Manny Fernandez to the Bruins, the Wild will have extra cash to build the best trapping team of all time.  Doug Risebrough and J. Lemaire will attempt to have 18,000 plus fans fall asleep in twenty mintues without the use of "select comfort" seats and Brahms lulabys over the PA.  The new wild line-up will have an equivlent of 200 mg. of Lunesta, a powerful sleep aide.   There could be periodic periods of sleep interuptions when Derek Boogaard pounds enemys into submission, but for the most part rich people from the suburbs of the Twin Cities will slumber in their lower level sets with the greatest of ease.  

Probable MN wild line up for 07-08 :

Demitra- Yashin-Gaborik
Rolston-Bouchard-Blake
Parrish-Koivu-Pouliot
Boogaard-Walz-Veilleux

Johnsson-Carney
Burns-Skoula
Lakos-Belle

Backstrom: aka Vezina
Harding: aka Manny who?