Given the number of twists and turns in the "streaker auctions off bikini to pay court costs" story, it's conceivable we may run out of new photos of the aforementioned streaker to run.

Should that happen, however, we will shoulder on with recycled photos ... because we know that's what you, the user, would want us to do.

The latest in the plight of Lisa Lewis, who was forced to sell the bathing suit off her back (and presumably her front) in order to defray legal costs incurred when she interrupted the final seconds of a test between New Zealand and Ireland by going for a little jog in her two-piece? Well, apparently the winning bid of $NZ4,010 has been exposed as a fraud.

And if something's going to give streaker auctions a bad name, it's fraudulent bidding.

Apparently, the winning bidder was a 10-year-old boy who had access to his father's computer, but did not have access to $NZ4,010. And after pausing for a moment to contemplate just how many months I would have been grounded for had the Internet been around when I was 10, I am left wondering what the next development in this gripping human drama will be.