It's a good thing Paris Hilton is so comfortable being single these days. Otherwise, who knows how many more professional athletes might find themselves looking for a new place to live.

Paris' insistence that her late-night flirtations with Colorado Avalanche goalie Jose Theodore were "nothing serious" apparently wasn't enough to placate Theodore's girlfriend of eight years, who also happens to be the mother of his three-month-old daughter.

"Stephanie Cloutier has kicked Theo out of her life and her house," according to the French-language Canadian television network TQS.