Sarah Spain wants to go to the Super Bowl.

She also wants you to spring for the ticket and pay for the pleasure of her company during the game.

If I'm not mistaken, I believe this is the same business model that was responsible for the Internet bubble burst in the early 2000s.

But just in case the self-proclaimed HUGE Bears fan is unable to secure a ducat for the big game, we've passed the hat here in the FOXSports.com newsroom and are willing to go as high as $137.25 in our bid for the right to have Spain watch the game with us. We probably won't be able to match the pageantry of the game itself, but she will get to witness several editors attempt to eat their body weight in pizza, then try to write a headline that is not a variation of "You Da Manning," "Peyton's Place" or "Just Gross, Man" before they become physically ill.

And hey, if Spain takes a pass, we can always take that $137.25 and see if that's enough to slap a FOXSports.com logo on Jennifer Gordon's pregnant belly.

Although we'd hate for anyone to think we were any way responsible for Ms. Gordon's condition.

POSTSCRIPT: So it appears as if Ms. Spain's ploy has indeed resulted in her procurring not one, but four Super Bowl tickets. And she is now soliciting (perhaps a bad choice of words) an escort (whoops ... did it again!) for her and her two girlfriends.

Only in America.